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  • KimJongCraftPutinComrade

    KimJongCraftPutinComrade
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 7562
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and vladimir putin holding hands and dancing together in a field of rainbow sheep. you can ride on top of a flying unicorn made out of diamond blocks while shooting lasers out of your eyes at creepers. our community is like a family, except instead of family dinners we have epic battles against giant mutant chickens. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even world leaders becoming best buddies in a virtual world.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server

    BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 8919
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Zombie Dances: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how u always wanted a good night’s sleep but ur gut microbiome was like nah fam, not today? well, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have the secret to a richer gut microbiome and better sleep efficiency!

    we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.

    imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Prison Pals Minecraft Server

    Prison Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 2716
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Votes: 3476
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

    And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread

    SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 6998
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Runes Activated: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Epic Battles Fought: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

    So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

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  • SisterFeed Minecraft Server

    SisterFeed Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 382
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your sister’s boyfriend’s surgery? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

    We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from burnt eggs to banana bread drama, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the thrill of feeding your sister and calling out your selfish husband in a virtual world like no other.

    Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between family obligations and Xbox obsessions? Don’t miss out on the action – join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a family dinner argument.

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  • ToplessCraft

    ToplessCraft
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 2073
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6658 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for being topless in your own home? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can be as shirtless as you want without any judgment!

    Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds shirtless, fight off creepers in your birthday suit, and build the most epic structures without a care in the world. No need to worry about unexpected guests walking in on your topless adventures, because on our server, it’s all about freedom and fun!

    So come join us and let your topless Minecraft dreams become a reality. Who knew being shirtless in a virtual world could be so liberating and hilarious? Don’t miss out on the topless fun, join our server now!

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  • CantLiveWithout Minecraft SMP

    CantLiveWithout Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 140
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1038 Animals Bred: 94
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

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    Minecraft SMP is the only place where you can find a magical cheeseburger that gives you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against evil mobs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun and shenanigans that await you on our server! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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  • WebCrafterz

    WebCrafterz
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 6728
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Buildings Constructed: 15
    Gods Slained: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the hidden gem of the internet – just like that website you love but no one else has heard of!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

    So why waste your time on mainstream servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft world out there? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with the most infamous Minecraft legend of all time!

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 2642
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Potions Brewed: 58 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

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    come join our epic minecraft server where north korean soldiers are fighting for putin in ukraine but don’t worry cuz we got diamond armor to protect you from any crazy dictators trying to take over the server! seoul says it’s the most lit place to be right now so grab your pickaxe and get ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown! with crazy pvp battles and insane builds, you’ll be laughing your way to victory in no time! join now and show those soldiers who’s boss!

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  • GazaCraft: Tank Invasion

    GazaCraft: Tank Invasion
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 6937
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 150 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the israeli tanks are taking over jabalia in northern gaza!! battle it out with your friends and see who can conquer the most land! build your own tank and crush the competition! only the bravest players can survive in this intense war zone! join now for a chance to win exclusive prizes and show off your tank-building skills! let’s gooooooo!!!

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