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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 6785 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 717 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
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