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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, BLOCK, blockbusters, challenge, control, could, deter, halt, hinder, impede, inhibit, intervene, Minecraft, OBSTACLE, opposition, power, Prevent, Realistic, resistance, Server, STOP, thwart, Who

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Love Letters Sent:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

Looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination? Look no further than our server! We have a community of players who are so skilled at building, they once recreated the entire city of Atlantis in-game. And guess what? Poseidon himself logged on to check it out and was so impressed, he made them honorary citizens of the underwater kingdom.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond-clad warriors riding on the backs of dragons, launching fireballs at each other while dodging arrows and TNT explosions. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy novel, except it’s happening right in front of your eyes.

And did we mention the treasure hunts? Our server is filled with hidden chests full of rare loot, just waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted boots that let them walk on water. They promptly used them to challenge Jesus to a race across the Sea of Galilee. Realistically, who could stop them?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and take your gaming experience to the next level, join us now! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

Minecraft SMP: Hololive Graduation Party!

bittersweet moment, digital celebrity, emotional farewell, fan community, farewell event, Graduation, graduation ceremony, hololive, idol culture, internet fame, Japanese entertainment, Minecraft, online fandom, online personality, online presence, Party, personal growth, smp, support network, talent, Virtual idol, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	86
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any hololive talents? Well, look no further because our server is filled with them! Join us and you might just run into your favorite VTuber while mining for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon that has a secret crush on one of the hololive talents. Will you be the one to play matchmaker and unite these star-crossed lovers?

Join now for a chance to attend a virtual graduation ceremony for a hololive talent who just so happens to be a Minecraft pro. Who knew block building skills could land you a diploma?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself!

NoHeadphonesNoPlay

adhd, all inclusive hotel, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, family conflict, family dynamics, family vacation, headphones, neurodiversity, NoHeadphonesNoPlay, noise canceling, overstimulation, personal boundaries, room service, ruining vacation, self-care, sensory overload, sibling relationships, Social Skills, Stubborn

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Players Killed by Monsters:	7297	Star Shards Collected:	181
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wearing noise-canceling headphones is not only allowed, but encouraged! Are you tired of constant overstimulation from your family? Join us and escape to a world where you can block out all the noise and distractions.

Imagine a virtual paradise where you can build your own peaceful retreat away from the chaos of real life. No more being followed around by loud siblings or being dragged into multiple conversations at once. On our server, you can finally find some peace and quiet.

And the best part? Our virtual room service is available 24/7, so you never have to leave your cozy hideaway. Dive into the virtual pool, explore the night activities, or simply relax in your own virtual space without any interruptions.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the constant overstimulation of real life. Your headphones are not only welcome here, they’re practically mandatory!

HappyAge SMP: 30s Club

30s, aging, club, Contentment, fulfillment, growth, Happiest, Happiness, HappyAge, joy, life experiences, Maturity, Memories, Nostalgia, Older friends, perspective, reddit, Reflection, Self Discovery, smp, specific age, why, wisdom

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure joy and happiness! Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a group of friendly players who are all over the age of 50. That’s right, we’re not your average SMP, we’re the retirement home of Minecraft!

Join us and relive the glory days of your youth while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow golden oldies. Who needs grandchildren when you have a whole community of seasoned players to game with? Plus, we have bingo nights every Friday and a special discount on virtual prune juice for all members.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you feel like a kid again (albeit a kid with arthritis), then look no further than our Minecraft SMP for the 50+ crowd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ExtraLife: The Organ Edition

anatomy, bioengineering, biology, body modification, Edition, evolutionary biology, extra organ, extralife, future technology, genetic modification, health enhancement, human body, human physiology, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, Medical Ethics, medical science, Organ, organ function, organ transplant, purpose, speculative biology

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5071
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you can also add extra organs to your body for superhuman abilities! Want to breathe fire like a dragon? Just add a flamethrower lung! Need to see in the dark like a ninja? Slap on some night vision eyeballs! The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a spleen when you can have a jetpack kidney instead? Let the madness begin!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Palestinian, political tensions, regional conflict, RETALIATION, security threat, senior figure, Server, south Lebanon, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mines Excavated:	3448	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11

lol come join our minecraft server where we blow up stuff like israeli strikes but with way more fun!!! we got senior hamas figures running around in south lebanon causing chaos and you can join in on the action!!! build your own base and defend it from crazy attacks, just like in real life but way more blocky!!! trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so come join us now and let’s have a blast together!!!

SecretBaseStrike

Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, international relations, iran, IRGC, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, neighboring countries, nuclear program, president, regional stability, RETALIATION, secret bases, SecretBaseStrike, SECURITY, strike, Tensions, threat

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have secret bases in neighboring countries just like Iran’s president suggests! except instead of striking them, we build them up and make them super cool! the IRGC can’t dispute our awesomeness, they’re just jealous they’re not playing on our server! plus, we have the best parties in the minecraft world, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun! so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and non-stop laughs!

Phoxis: Where Mobs custom eat the economy and race each other in a towny fantasy world! 1.20.2

1.20.2, alliances, Angels, Boss Battles, Connected, Custom, Demons, Eat, Economy, Elysium, Events, Exotic, FANTASY, Hide and seek, Immersive, Lycanthropes, mobs, mythical crafting, Nether dimensions, Phoxis, Prizes, Race, Resource World, smp, Towny, Unique, Vampires, Vanilla, Wars, world

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Votes:	3746
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Phoxis Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Races	Custom races plugin offering unique player experiences.
Towny	Create towns and nations, join alliances, and prevent griefing.
Custom Mobs	Encounter custom mobs and bosses for added challenge.
Events	Frequent events like Hide-and-Seek and Boss Battles.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is Phoxis?

Phoxis is a small and active Minecraft server with a close-knit community. We enhance the vanilla experience using custom plugins like races and custom items.

How are we different from other Minecraft Servers?

We offer unique races, Towny plugin for creating towns and alliances, custom mobs and bosses, and regular events like Hide-and-Seek and Boss Battles.

What are the main features of the server?

Main features include races, Towny plugin, custom mobs and bosses, and regular events like Hide-and-Seek and Boss Battles.

What plugins are currently active on the server?

Plugins include economy, Towny, multiple dimensions such as resource world and Nether, and the exotic world Elysium. Feel free to ask about any plugins in our Discord server!

RockinCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, blackrock, control, corporate, Corruption, Cover.Yagoo, finance, Greed, Industry, influence, Integrity, Investment, Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, RockinCraft, scandal, Server, sockpuppeting, Unethical, wall street, Warning

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Blackrock is shaking in their boots! We’re so insane that we once had a llama ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ. Join us now and be a part of the madness before Blackrock tries to ruin the fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re Blackrock.

Minecraft SMP: The /vg/ General Tier List Masters

/lorg, /wartg, 2hug, 4ccg, 5NF, ACG, afgg, agdg, akg, alg, axg, BAG, cod:g, Cross-Play, d2g, DDLC, dfg, dng, DRG, Egg, feg, FGG, fgoalter, fgog, fng, Fog, gbfg, general, gfg, gig, gsg, hbg, HG, hsrg, keng, kfg, khg, LCG, list, lolg, Masters, mbg, mcg, mggg, MHG, Minecraft, mmcg, nepgen, official /vg/ general tier list, osg, OWG, palg, pg, rlg, RSG, rwg, SG, smp, snowg, ss13g, ssbg, sthg, tesog, tf2g, tg, Tier, tsg, twg, utg, vrg, wfg, wowcg, wowg, wtg, xivg, zzz.

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that we have an official tier list for all the different factions you can join.

In the S tier, we have the alchemy masters (/alg/), the Team Fortress 2 gang (/tf2g/), the Aspiring Game Developers (/agdg/), and the Legendary Creepers Guild (/lcg/). These guys are the cream of the crop, the absolute legends of our server.

But don’t worry, if you’re not quite at that level yet, we have plenty of other tiers for you to join. From tasteful autism (/rlg/ and /dfg/) to tasteful weebs (/pg/ and /nepgen/), there’s a place for everyone on our server.

And if you’re feeling a bit more adventurous, why not join the B tier factions like the Underwater Temple Guardians (/utg/) or the Space Explorers (/sg/)? Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get up to with these guys!

But beware of the D tier factions like the Axe Throwers Guild (/axg/) or the Dungeon Dwellers (/dng/). These guys are a bit…well, let’s just say they’re not the most welcoming bunch.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overpowered mods). Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!