Stats November 22, 2024
Players: |
99/500 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: |
5 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: |
10 |
Royal Decrees Issued: |
3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: |
8 |
Living Shadows Defeated: |
4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: |
40 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: |
0 |
Titanic Battles Fought: |
27 |
Cursed Amulets Found: |
4 |
Volcanoes Explored: |
2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: |
5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: |
2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: |
0 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: |
2 |
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and, like, the best part is the community. we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos who just wanna have a good time. we have weekly dance parties in the nether and build giant statues of our favorite memes. it’s, like, a total blast, dude.
so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make u question reality, then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime.