Cyberpsychosis Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CanuckCraft2020

annex, border, business leaders, Canada, CanuckCraft2020, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, negotiations, North America, Politics, real thing, SOVEREIGNTY, summit, threat, Trade, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crops Grown:	3237	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna annex canada”? well, trudeau was all like “yo, that’s a real thing, eh?” but like, don’t worry about all that political drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that won’t explode on u. so forget about real life problems and come chill with us in our crazy minecraft world! eh?

The Banana

adventurers, banana, Banana SMP, Biomes, Builders, city center, Difficulty, Discord, landscapes, Livestock, modlist, modpacks, Mods, Neighborhoods, paths, Rewards, season three, shadows, shopping district, smp, Traders, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Crops Grown:	9936
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	47
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Banana SMP: Season Three

Overview
This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can: Choose your Origin Claim your home in one of 5 unique neighborhoods or go solo Explore a world of creativity and adventure

About Banana City
Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths Features neighborhoods for every playstyle: Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

Community Built, Player Driven
Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!

Challenge Awaits
With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join Banana SMP?	To join Banana SMP, you can check out our Modpack and Modlist on CurseForge and join our Discord server to get whitelisted.
Are there specific rules in Banana SMP?	Yes, we have community guidelines and rules that all players must adhere to in order to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
What type of gameplay can I expect in Banana SMP?	Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP offers a diverse range of gameplay experiences to cater to different playstyles.

Brothers Realm 1.21

ass writing, Blood, bros, brothers, Dark, death-by-rape, decent tactics, elf girl, fantasy anime, goblin slayer, Goblins, good anime, Greenskins, Gritty, guild-receptionist, late to the party, Murdered, ogre rape, priestess, Psycho, raped, Realm, retarded, Stabbing, Throat, Tortured, water gate-scroll

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9824	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Yo, so like, forget about all that dark and gritty shit, come join our Minecraft server for a wild time! We don’t have any filthy greenskins raping and torturing elf-girls here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Plus, our Priestess won’t have to watch anyone get murdered by goblins, because we keep things PG-13 around here. And forget about holding oven doors shut with miracles, we’ve got all the water gates you could ever need. No ogre rape on our watch!

So, if you’re tired of all that drama and want to hang out with guild-receptionist girl best girl, then hop on our server for some epic adventures. Who needs dark and gritty when you’ve got blocks and building, am I right? See you there, bros!

BlueberryMuffinCraft Server

#unwell, aita, all ages, anger, appreciate, baby cakes, baking, Birthday, blueberry muffins, BlueberryMuffinCraft, Boyfriend, celebrate, confusion, Gesture, ingredients, low sugar, Muffins, multiple sitting, recipe, refusal, Server, Treat

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Farms Harvested:	556	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of baking blueberry muffins for ungrateful boyfriends on their birthdays? Come join our Minecraft server where you can bake virtual cakes for yourself and your virtual friends without any drama!

On our server, you can bake as many muffins as you want without anyone accusing you of making “baby cakes.” Plus, our virtual muffins are loaded with sugar for that extra sweet treat!

Join us now and leave the real-life muffin drama behind. Let’s bake some pixelated goodies and have a blast together!

DoggoCraft

ableist, Accommodation, allergic reaction, allergy medication, allergy meds, Birthday Party, DoggoCraft, family, family dynamics, family gathering, Friends, party planning, pet allergies, private bar, private room, ptsd, PTSD service dog, refusal, service dog, severe allergy, social etiquette

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	84
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we throw epic birthday parties for our virtual spouses at a pixelated brewery! We have private rooms with our own virtual bars, where you can invite all your blocky friends and family (up to 60 players) to celebrate in style.

But beware, we have a cousin with a PTSD service dog in our virtual world, and if you have a severe allergy to virtual dogs, cats, and horses, you might start feeling like virtual crap. Don’t worry, you can always take virtual allergy meds, but who needs those when you can just ask the cousin to leave their virtual dog at home?

If you refuse to accommodate our virtual cousin and their virtual dog, be prepared for a virtual uproar! You might even be called a virtual ableist and have some virtual family members refuse to attend the party. But hey, it’s all in good fun in our wacky Minecraft server.

So join us for a wild and crazy time, where virtual drama unfolds and virtual parties are always a blast. Are you ready to dive into the madness? Join us now and let the virtual festivities begin!

DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP

advice, DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP, Doctor, doctor’s orders, Experience, guidance, health, health tips, Healthcare, Impactful, important, Impression, Lasting, Lesson, Medical, memorable, Never forget, physician, reminder, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, you gotta join cuz the admins are like, actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. And like, one time a doctor joined and was like “You gotta join this server, it cured my fear of creepers” and we were all like whaaat. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties with Endermen, it’s wild. So like, join now before the llamas take over and make us all wear hats made of TNT. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship and stuff.

CraftyCommunistLand

authoritarianism, average person, Belarus, comparison, CraftyCommunistLand, culture, Democracy, Economy, freedom, global affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, international relations, Life, Politics, quality of life, russia, society, US

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7047
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Tired of living in a boring old democracy? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of living in a government that resembles Russia, Hungary, or Belarus!

On our server, you can enjoy the luxurious lifestyle of the average person in those countries – like waiting in long lines for basic necessities, being constantly monitored by the government, and never knowing if your next meal will be your last.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom! Our server has plenty of exciting activities to keep you entertained, like scavenging for food in the wilderness, avoiding secret police patrols, and participating in thrilling political protests.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaotic and unpredictable world of authoritarianism in Minecraft form! Who needs democracy when you can have adventure and danger at every turn?

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., economic pressure, envoy, escalation, foreign policy, global affairs, government response, international relations, Minecraft, Party, political tensions, putin, Putin’s regime, Putins, russia, sanctions, sanctions policy, Server, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, US

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ores Mined:	3014
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

so, liek u kno how Putin is liek, not a cool dude? well dis server is liek, totally ramping up sanctions on him, cuz we got Trump’s Ukraine-Russia envoy on our side, yo. join dis server if u wanna stick it to da man and show Putin who’s boss in a virtual world. we got crazy events where u can battle it out with Putin himself, and maybe even steal his diamonds. come join us and be a part of da resistance, cuz we ain’t playin’ around here. #DownWithPutin #MinecraftRevolution

KimJongCraft: Redstone Warfare

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Front Line, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, News, North Korea-Russia relations, north korean, Redstone, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, WARFARE, world events, Zelensky

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

lol imagine if north korean soldiers were like, “hey russia, we’re baaack!” and zelensky was just like, “oh snap, not again!” well, that’s basically what happens on our minecraft server. join us for some epic battles and crazy alliances. who knows, maybe kim jong-un will even show up for a surprise visit. come for the chaos, stay for the memes. let’s make minecraft great again, one pixelated block at a time.

Vanilla survival 20+ server minecraft

20, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

The description of the server server “Vanilla Survival 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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