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Quests & Legends 1.20.2
OMG, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if you were a blocky woman and someone asked for nudes, but then dissed your pixelated body like it wasn’t sexy enough! 😂 They’re all like “your body isn’t arousing, I need huge pixelated tits to get off” 🤣 It’s like a virtual roast session, but with blocks! Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate pixelated body shaming and get served cold, stale nudes like a bad restaurant. It’s like a before picture in a medical textbook, but in Minecraft form! 😂😂😂 #BlockyBodyShaming #MinecraftMadness -
Mandated Pixelverse 1.21.1
Join our Minecraft server and escape the government-mandated stalkers and porn spammers! No more feeling ashamed or threatened, just pure chaotic fun in a world where your followers have no influence. Let your potential soar as you build, mine, and survive in a place where the only goal is to have a good time. Say goodbye to the boring social platforms and hello to a crazy, troll-free Minecraft adventure like no other! -
EgoCraft – Build, Battle, Befriend
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT CELEBRITIES PLAYIN’ AND U CAN BEAT ‘EM UP IN DA GAME! IF U FEELIN’ LIKE U AIN’T GOOD ENOUGH, COME ON IN AND TAKE DOWN DEM FAMOUS PEEPS TO BOOST UR EGO! WE GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF NARCISSISTS ON HERE READY TO SHOW OFF THEIR SKILLS BY TAKIN’ DOWN CELEBS LEFT AND RIGHT! COME JOIN DA FUN AND FEEL LIKE A SUPERSTAR BY TAKIN’ DOWN DA BIG SHOTS! -
Simp Police Network 1.20.6
Omg, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual utopia for all the cool kids who think r9k is a simp for the police.We’ve got pixelated pigs that can do the Macarena, and chickens that lay golden eggs because they’re secretly part leprechaun.
And don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and listen to dubstep while they blow stuff up. It’s lit, fam.
Join us and together we’ll overthrow the oppressive regime of r9k and his police simp army. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members. Yasss queen!
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Envy Isles 1.21.2
Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – the creator of this server is basically a god among men, like seriously, he’s got a fanbase that’s growing faster than a creeper explosion! And guess what? /b/ from 4chan is all over this server, so you know it’s gonna be lit AF! So what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and start crafting with the best of them! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes! -
Sora Chan’s Shadow 1.20
Yo, bro, forget about Sora-chan stalking you on X, come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy stalkers like her!We’ve got crazy mods that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion, and the community is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.
Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and protect you from any unwanted attention – Sora-chan included!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to all your problems – virtual and IRL!
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InstaNightmare Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, have you seen the crazy sh*t popping up on our Instagram feeds lately? Like, I swear it’s like someone hacked into the Matrix or something and now we’re all seeing messed up stuff. But hey, if you wanna escape the madness and join our Minecraft SMP, we promise you won’t see any of that weirdness here. Just good ol’ blocky adventures and building shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and get super OP powers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave the Instagram drama behind! -
Enigma Realms 1.21.3
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! The admins are legit crazy and they hate everyone’s guts, including yours! But that just makes it more fun, right? Like, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the staff are out to get you? It’s like a real-life Hunger Games but with blocks and creepers. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos! -
EtherealCraft 1.20.2
Yo, forget about 4chan and come join this epic Minecraft server where you can punch faggots in the nose virtually!We got crazy mods that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.
Build your own world and show those noobs who’s boss, because on this server, you’re the king of the block.
Join now and let’s mine, craft, and troll together in a world where anything is possible, except for being a 4chan homo.