so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a hacker but u dont wanna get in trouble with the law? well, join our minecraft server and u can be a hacker without any consequences! we got three iranians who hacked into trump’s campaign and now they’re on our server teaching u how to hack like a pro. come join us for some epic hacks and crazy adventures! just dont tell the fbi, ok? lolz.
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TrumpCraftHackerz
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BlockCraftEU2022
haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!
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Spycraft Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, all paranoid about Russian spies and stuff. we don’t mess around with no Telegram app here, ain’t nobody spying on us! join our server and be part of the epic battle against the Russian spies trying to infiltrate our blocky world. plus, we have the best potato farms this side of the digital universe. come join us and help protect our virtual borders from those sneaky Russians!
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CraftyUkrainians
so, like, ukraine be all like “yo, government and army peeps, stop using telegram cuz russia be sneaky and might be reading our messages, like, RUDE”but like, who needs telegram when you can join our EPIC minecraft server, where russia can’t spy on you cuz we got secret anti-spying potions and stuff.
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from any sneaky russians trying to mess with us.
so ditch telegram and join our server, where the only thing spying on you is our pet creeper named bob. he’s cool tho, just don’t give him any tnt.
come join the madness, we promise it’ll be a blast! 🚀🤪🔥
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BidenCraft: No Hacks Allowed!
haha imagine if those Iranian hackers tried to hack into our server but they couldn’t handle our epicness! we got all the juicy Trump info you could ever want, but sorry Biden, you gotta join our server to get it! FBI be like “woah, those Minecraft players are on another level” 😂 join now for a wild ride of stolen secrets and epic builds! #minecraft4life #hackerfail #lolz
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AussieCraft: No Kids Allowed!
so like, this server is like the australia of minecraft servers. we got rules and stuff, just like australia wants to have rules for kids on social media. but don’t worry, our rules are way more fun! like, you gotta be at least 18 to join, just like australia wants kids to be a certain age to use social media. but why join our server? well, let me tell ya!first of all, we got kangaroos. not real ones, but like, in the game. you can ride them and hop around like a true aussie. second, we have a secret underground bunker full of vegemite. yeah, you heard me right. you can snack on vegemite while building your epic minecraft creations.
oh, and did i mention we have a giant spider boss that drops diamonds when you defeat it? yeah, it’s like a real-life australian nightmare, but with a sweet reward at the end. so come join our server, mate! it’s gonna be a ripper time, i promise!
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CensorCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE RUSSIA’S INTERNET CENSORSHIP SYSTEM ON STEROIDS! WE SPENDIN’ HALF A BILLION DOLLARS TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE DA BEST TIME BUILDIN’ AND SURVIVIN’ IN DIS CRAZY WORLD.WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN BOMBS, ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE PUTIN, AND ENDER DRAGONS THAT BREATHE VODKA FIRE. JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA REVOLUTION, WHERE BLOCKS ARE FREEDOM AND DIAMONDS ARE THE NEW CURRENCY.
SO COME ON, COMRADES, JOIN DIS SERVER AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN…OR AT LEAST MORE INSANE!
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CraftyKoreanGals
come join our epic minecraft server where korean women battle deepfake monsters in the streets! we got crazy battles, insane weapons, and kpop music blasting in the background as you fight for justice! join now and be a part of the most epic fight against deepfake exploitation in minecraft history! you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else, so don’t miss out!
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CyberCraft Server: Russian Hackers Unleashed
come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian spies hacking into other servers for your entertainment! watch as they infiltrate enemy bases and cause chaos with their cyber attacks. join the fun and see if you can outsmart the spies or join forces with them to take over the minecraft world. with non-stop action and thrilling espionage, this server is not for the faint of heart. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
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PixelPurge: Delete the Cringe
haha join this epic minecraft server where you can build a house made out of cheese and ride on flying pigs! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its butt. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise so you know you’ll be in good hands.
come join the fun and see if you can survive the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the enchanted forest. but be careful, rumor has it that the evil chicken overlords are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into chickens.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!