BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

autumn, black friday, BlockyBanter, CELEBRATIONS, countdown, cyber monday, end of year, Events, Fall, family gatherings, festive season, Gratitude, holidays, Minecraft, November 2024, Planning, Reflection, resolutions, shopping, smp, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchantments Applied:	292
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6189
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server and are demanding all the diamonds as tribute. Will you be able to defeat them and reclaim your precious resources?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. Get your groove on with these funky animals and show off your best dance moves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this legendary loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky madness!

CritiCraft: Quidditch vs Football

american football, Athletic, broomsticks, comparison, Competition, criticism, criticized, CritiCraft, dependent, FANTASY, fictional, football, gameplay, Harry Potter, MAGICAL, Popular, quidditch, single position, sports, strategy, team sports, wizarding world

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	9006	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	82
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got quidditch, bro! And like, people be hatin’ on it ’cause they say it’s all about one position, but like, have you seen American football? It’s, like, super popular and stuff.

But, like, forget all that noise, come join our server and play some quidditch, man! We got broomsticks and balls flyin’ everywhere, it’s, like, chaos but in a totally awesome way. Plus, we got this one dude who swears he’s a real wizard and casts spells on people, it’s, like, so crazy but hilarious.

So, if you wanna have a blast and, like, experience some wild and wacky adventures, then, like, join our server, dude. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Rift-Bound Realms: Where Minecraft Roleplay Gets Serious…ly funny! Join us today!

arch mages, Beta, Cultures, custom races, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Empire, Factions, FANTASY, full launch, funny, Join, Lore, Medieval, Minecraft, mystical creatures, Nations, Realms, Referral, RiftBound, Roleplay, scholar, Serious…ly, Today, voice chat, warmongering

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Runes Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9183	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Rift-Bound Realms RP (RBR) – Minecraft Server

Server Features:

Features
Locational Voice chat
Fantastical world, with player driven lore
A well written and documented ruleset to prevent misuse
The ability to form nations, with complex cultures
Realistic player driven economy
Active admin and mod staff

The Lore:

Welcome to a new world that was birthed from the old world Odyssia (Legioncraft RP), a mystical land you’ve been pulled into by a powerful group of arch mages…

Please keep in mind, this is a serious role play server. RP comes first, Minecraft comes second.

If any of this seems up your alley please join our discord here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is there a cost to join the server?	No, the server is free to join.
Do I need any special mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need to download the custom modpack for Minecraft 1.19.2 provided by the server.
Is there an age restriction to join?	Yes, you must be 18+ to join the server.
How can I refer friends to the server?	You can refer friends through the server’s referral system and receive in-game rewards for every 3 referrals.

LurkerCraft Minecraft Server

digital observation, digital presence, internet users, LurkerCraft, lurkers, lurking behavior, lurking vs posting, Minecraft, Observation, online activity, online behavior, online communities, Online Community, online engagement, online forums, online interaction, online lurking, online participation, POSTERS, posting habits, Server, social media, social-networking

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magic Items Found:	1891
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by silent lurkers who just watch without ever joining in on the fun? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so lit that even the lurkers can’t resist peeking in to see what all the hype is about. Join us and watch as the lurkers come out of hiding to finally join the party. Who knows, maybe they’ll even start posting too! Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this epic transformation – join our server now and be a part of the craziest lurker uprising in Minecraft history!

DustSettled SMP: Minecraft Edition

aftermath, Champion, Competition, Conclusion, dust settled, DustSettled, Edition, end result, final decision, Minecraft, now.., outcome, resolution, Results, settled dust, smp, triumphant, Victor, Victorious, victorious party, who won, winner, winner declared

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Emeralds Found:	9838	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for the most epic Minecraft showdowns! Picture this: a group of players fighting over a single diamond block, using nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Who will emerge victorious? Will it be the fearless warrior who can build a house in under 5 minutes or the sneaky player who hides in a hole for hours on end? Join us and find out! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

ExBaeGoneMCServ: AITA Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Apology, break up, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional distress, Empathy, ExBaeGoneMCServ, family, forgiveness, friendship, Minecraft, moving on, overreaction, pranks, public scene, reconciliation, relationships, self reflection, Server, Support

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pranks are not only allowed but encouraged! Just like James, our players are all about pulling hilarious pranks on each other. Whether it’s replacing someone’s house with a giant pink unicorn or filling their inventory with nothing but potatoes, the fun never stops!

Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what prank is coming your way next. Just like Blake, you might find yourself in some sticky situations, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right? And if things get too heated, don’t worry – we have a dedicated support team to mediate any disputes and make sure everyone is having a blast.

So come on down to our server and let loose your inner prankster! Who knows, you might even find love like Blake and James did (before it all went downhill, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! Join now and let the pranking begin!

ViagraCraft – Keeping Secrets Since 2019

aita, anxiety, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Guilt, Hiding, Honesty, Keeping, libido, lying.., medication, online service, partner, Performance, relationship, Secrets, sex life, Support, Trauma, Trust, Understanding, viagra, ViagraCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	849
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of your sex life being as dead as a creeper explosion? Join our Minecraft server and let the magic of Viagra bring your performance back to life! Just like how you can craft diamonds from coal, you can craft a steamy night with your partner using our secret potion of potency!

One player, let’s call him Steve, was struggling with anxiety and performance issues after a tragic event. But after discovering our server and the wonders of Viagra, his sex life skyrocketed to new heights! His partner, let’s call her Alex, was left wondering what changed, and Steve just shrugged and said he was feeling better. Little did she know, he was popping those little blue pills like they were candy!

So come join our server and experience the thrill of not only building epic structures, but also building a stronger connection with your partner. And hey, if you want to keep your Viagra use a secret, we won’t judge! Just make sure to watch out for any suspiciously strong potions in your inventory…

SillySerious SMP

Child Abuse Prevention, climate change, disregarded, domestic violence awareness, Education reform, environmental conservation, gender equality, healthcare access, HUMAN RIGHTS, mental health awareness, mental illness stigma, Overlooked, political corruption, poverty alleviation, racial inequality, SillySerious, smp, social justice, Societal Problems, underestimated, underestimated issues, undervalued

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Potions Brewed:	27	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	546	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
New Chunks Explored:	612797	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding our precious diamond stash. The only way to access it is by performing a synchronized dance with a group of chickens while reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. Trust us, it’s worth it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary giant chicken boss that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot and bragging rights. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the chicken boss will be granted the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the possibilities!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the llamas are fancy, the chickens are fierce, and the adventures are absolutely ridiculous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoMoreNaturalFunctions

10. Unpleasant bodily sensations, 11. Bodily inconveniences, 12. Disruptive bodily functions, 13. Unwanted physical reactions, 14. Inconvenient bodily processes, 15. Uncomfortable bodily functions, 16. Undesirable bodily functions, 17. Unwelcome bodily reactions, 18. Unpleasant physical reactions, 19. Unwanted physiological responses, 2. Natural bodily processes, 20. Annoying physical sensations., 3. Annoying body habits, 4. Unwanted bodily functions, 5. Physical discomfort, 6. Involuntary actions, 7. Embarrassing bodily reactions, 8. Irritating body functions, 9. Uncontrollable bodily responses, body functions, NoMoreNaturalFunctions

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	3403	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).

So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

KurskCraft: BufferZoneBuilder

border control, buffer zone, BufferZoneBuilder, Conflict, cross-border incursions, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military Action, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political strategy, russia, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, Ukrainian president

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	132
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Buildings Constructed:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we create buffer zones in Russia’s Kursk region like the Ukrainian president! build your own fortress to protect against invading creepers and zombies! we promise not to start any international conflicts, just lots of fun and chaos! plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! join now and be a part of the most insane adventure in minecraft history!

CraftyCooksMC

Assistance, burden sharing, collaboration, cooperation, CraftyCooksMC, efficiency, group work, Harmony, light work, Many hands, productivity, ProVerb, proverb interpretation, Saying, spoil the broth, team dynamics, team effort, teamwork, too many cooks, Unity, work together

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4023
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumfin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers doin’ da macarena! if u join dis server, u gonna be rollin’ in diamonds and emeralds like a boss!

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests and rare loot. u gotta solve riddles and fight off zombie hordes to get to it, but it’s totally worth it, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts marshmallows for s’mores? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join da fun and be part of our crazy minecraft family. remember, many hands make light work, but too many cooks spoil the broth. so let’s all work together and make dis server da best one out there!

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