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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, cats choking, eww gross, hoc, hockeynews, Minecraft, oh god it sounds like a hairball, Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ores Mined:	1066

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.

CashCraft Minecraft Server

budgeting, CashCraft, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, debt management, family dynamics, family opinions, financial disagreements, financial priorities, financial responsibility, impulsive spending, long term financial goals, marital disputes, Minecraft, money management, photography expenses, price matching, relationship conflicts, saving money, second-hand shopping, Server, silent treatment, travel expenses

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Farms Harvested:	496
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Potions Brewed:	153
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like arguments over spending habits and cold shoulders!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual shopping sprees where you can buy all the strawberries you want for only $2.99 a pound! No need to worry about budgeting or debt here, just splurge to your heart’s content.

Take a break from family disagreements and enjoy our photo package deals, where you can pick as many poses as you want without breaking the bank. And if anyone calls you difficult, just remind them that the raw photos only cost $400!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs verbal communication when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow players? Plus, we promise not to give you the silent treatment or call you an asshole – unless you’re griefing someone’s build, of course. 😉

BabysitRageCraft

aita, anger, BabysitRageCraft, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, family, forced, Frustration, insomnia, muscle relaxers, people pleaser, pissed, relationships, Resentment, saying no

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to babysit anyone’s kids to avoid a bench warrant!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories like the time a player had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot! Or the epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

Don’t worry about being put in awkward situations like the one above, on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is having a blast! So come on over and join the fun, because here, the only drama you’ll find is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. See you in the game!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, celebrity worship, conformity, consumerism, excessive consumption, fads, fast fashion, hype, influencer culture, instant gratification, mainstream music, materialism, Minecraft, Overrated, peer pressure, popular culture, reality tv, Server, social media, societal expectations, status symbols, Superficiality, trends

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1351	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2257
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crops Grown:	3892
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you think breathing is overrated and you’d rather spend your time building pixelated castles with a llama as your loyal steed.

Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon! And don’t even get us started on the time a group of players formed a secret society of potato farmers who ruled the server with an iron fist (or should we say, a golden hoe?).

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos of our server, you’ll never want to go back to boring old vanilla Minecraft again!

BlockBabies R Us

BlockBabies, childfree, Childless, children, Decision making, emotional readiness, family, family goals, Family Planning, fertility, future plans, Kids, Lifestyle, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, pros and cons of parenthood, reasons for having kids, reasons for not having kids, societal expectations

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Potions Brewed:	45

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond pickaxes, enchanted armor, and secret underground bases. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild as you create your own virtual paradise.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. So if you’re looking to strike it rich in the Minecraft world, this is the place to be!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

ECLIPSEMINE (OPEN RECRUITMENT FOR HELPERS) Minecraft server

ECLIPSEMINE, Helpers, Minecraft, OPEN RECRUITMENT

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

The owner of the server “ECLIPSEMINE IS OPEN RECRUITING FOR HELPERS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

135.181.235.153

Blocky Mania Minecraft Server

arm piece, asshole spots, blocky, capcom, convenience, Cryptic, Expense, Explanation, Father, funny, future son, Gaming, Light, Mania, Mega Man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Random, retro gaming, Server, Son, upgrade pods, video games, x1

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gods themselves like to play pranks on unsuspecting players! Join us and experience the thrill of searching for upgrade pods in the most ridiculous and cryptic locations imaginable.

Legend has it that Light, the mischievous deity of upgrades, decided to mess with his future son by hiding upgrade pods in the most random and inconvenient spots. Who knows what kind of crazy challenges and puzzles you’ll have to solve to find them all!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for the rewards are worth it. Imagine the look on X’s face when he realizes he’s been pranked by his own father! So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Light’s sense of humor).

OgreCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Altcoin, Blockchain, blockchain technology, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital asset, Digital Currency, funny, humor, Internet Sensation, investing, meme coin, Meme culture, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Ogre, OgreCraft, online currency, pop culture, Server, shrek, Shrekcoin, Ultimate, viral

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	127

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… SHREK! That’s right, Shrek himself was guarding the treasure, and he challenged the player to a dance-off for the loot. Let’s just say, Shrek has some sick moves. So, if you want to dance with Shrek, mine for treasure, and ride unicorns into battle, then you better join our server ASAP. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime at fucking SHREK.shrekcoin (dot) me!

PropertyPayback Minecraft Server

AITAH, borrowing without permission, Communication Issues, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, lack of consideration, Minecraft, personal belongings, property ownership, PropertyPayback, roommate accountability, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities, Server, stolen property

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of roommates who steal your stuff and then have the audacity to call you rude for asking for it back? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own world where no one can “borrow” your virtual items without permission.

At our server, you won’t have to worry about someone taking your portable charger and leaving it at their boyfriend’s house. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms without any roommate drama. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your real-life roommate woes, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a roommate named Aalachia.

SisControlCraft

arguments, Bad Influence, brother, Controlling, Doctor, electronics, family, fast food, GROUNDED, INDEPENDENCE, Jealousy, parenting, private school, rated R movie, rules, rv, sibling rivalry, SisControlCraft, sister, Summer, travel

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Votes:	8532	Dragon Eggs Found:	8203
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Farms Harvested:	689	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the controlling clutches of your sister and finally live your best virtual life! Join us for a chance to sit in the front seat of any virtual vehicle, eat unlimited fries and snacks, and even watch rated R movies without getting in trouble.

Explore our virtual world and travel around the country in an RV with your cool brother who always has your back. No more bedtime restrictions or unhealthy food bans – on this server, you make the rules!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure where you can be independent, make new friends, and maybe even get grounded for calling someone controlling and jealous – but hey, that’s just part of the fun!