so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a secret agent but u also love playing minecraft? well, guess what?! on this server, u can be both! join us and help us take down the evil empire of Iran who hacked into Donald Trump’s campaign. u will be like a super spy in the world of minecraft, fighting for justice and freedom. plus, we have the best virtual martinis at our secret agent bar. come join us and be a hero in the craziest minecraft server ever!
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TrumpCraftIranHack
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Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server
So, like, there’s this epic Minecraft server where the Russian government is all like, “No smartphones for our forces in Ukraine, bro!” And everyone is like, “Whaaat? That’s so random, dude!”But, like, on this server, we don’t follow any rules, man! You can use all the smartphones you want, even if you’re in Ukraine or Russia or Mars or wherever, dude! We’re rebels, man!
Join this server if you want to stick it to the man and use your smartphone while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the banned smartphones. Shh, don’t tell anyone, bro! It’s our little secret. Let’s go, gamers!
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HackCraft: ChopstickNinjas vs VodkaHackers
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN CHINESE HACKERS WANNA JOIN! THEY BE TRYNA HACK THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT AND IT FIRMS BUT THEY BE LIKE “NAH, I WANNA PLAY ON THIS SERVER INSTEAD!” JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HACKING FUSS IS ABOUT! MAYBE YOU’LL LEARN SOME HACKING SKILLS TOO, WHO KNOWS? JUST DON’T HACK US, OKAY? LOL!
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SpyCraftRus: Gardaí Edition
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in Ireland, mining some diamonds and building your epic castle, when suddenly you see some shady characters lurking around. turns out, it’s Russia! they’re spying on you and your fellow players, trying to steal all your precious loot. but fear not, because the gardaí are here to save the day!join our Minecraft server and help the gardaí catch those sneaky Russians in the act. team up with other players to build secret bases, set traps, and outsmart the enemy. who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of the Minecraft government.
so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of espionage and intrigue. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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HackerCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean hackers stealing US military secrets and extorting hospitals for fun! if you want a wild ride full of chaos and danger, then this is the server for you! build your base, fight off the hackers, and maybe even uncover some top secret government information along the way. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of excitement?! join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!
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CyberCraft Minecraft Server
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest cyberattacks against other players! we are like ukraine but in minecraft! we will hack into your base and steal all your diamonds like a sneaky ninja! join us for the ultimate trolling experience and show off your hacking skills to the world! who needs russia when you can have the most epic cyberwar in minecraft! join now and be part of the chaos!
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KimJongCraftHackers
join our minecraft server and become a part of the most epic battle between North Korea’s military intelligence agencies and American health care providers!build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the hackers, or team up with the health care providers to fight back against the cyber attacks!
with custom weapons like exploding syringes and hacker-proof armor, you’ll never be bored on this server. plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.
so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
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CyberCraft: Ukraine vs Russia
so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and stuff? well, this server is liek ur chance to be a secret agent in minecraft! u can join the ukraine’s military intelligence and take down russian banks with ur epic cyber skills! it’s gonna be so epic, u’ll feel liek james bond but in blocky form! join now and be the ultimate hacker hero!
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HackersRUs Minecraft Server
so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!
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HackCraft Minecraft Server
u know what’s crazier than russian hackers infiltrating veterans affairs? our minecraft server, where we let russian hackers build giant monuments to their hacking skills. join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun. who needs microsoft accounts when u can have a blocky adventure with us? come join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. trust us, it’ll be a blast!