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Zs Playground

adventure mode, Artifacts, Community, Cozy, Crafting, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, Farming, Minecraft, mmo, multiplayer, nation, Powers, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, TOWN, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Live your fantasy today! Join or build your own town and nation. Battle through the adventure mode dungeons for amazing artifacts and claim ancient powers. Or live the cozy farming life you always wanted. You choose your own story, start now!

For more info: https://discord.gg/dMmzJcxAas

play.zsplayground.org

Cavern in a Tavern: Where pickaxes are only accepted as currency, and diamond armor is formal attire!

Accepted, age range, application, armor, armour stand mod, attire, Cavern, Chill, Community, Currency, Datapacks, Dedicated, Diamond, Discord, formal, FRIDAY, hermitcraft, java, Mature, Mob Heads, Pickaxes, Players, Plugins, rules, smp, Start, TAVERN, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.com/invite/MXSVdcXxSs
Version	1.21 (Java)
Datapacks/plugins	Simple VC, Armour Stand mod, mob heads and many more

Description

We’re looking for dedicated long-term and mature players. Our community is mostly in the 15-22 age range. We have just started, but we have a bunch of players already. The server will open this Friday. There is an application process if you wish to play on the server. We don’t go strict on the rules, but just don’t be a dick.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: When will the server open?

A: The server will open this Friday.

Q: What is the age range of the community?

A: The community is mostly in the 15-22 age range.

Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

A: We don’t have strict rules, but we expect players to be mature and respectful towards others. Just don’t be a dick.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

art, Communication, Depth, emotional, expressive, image, Impactful, Interpretation, Meaningful, Message, Minecraft, narrative, PALS, photography, PIXEL, powerful message, Server, Significance, speaks volumes, storytelling, Symbolism, visual art, Visual Communication

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our magical world filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be rich in Minecraft? Just hang out with the Diamond Chicken and watch the bling roll in!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

> me waiting for Trump to deport all the Minecraft SMP players

activism, civil rights, deport, deportation, discrimination, equality, fear, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, injustice, marginalization, Minecraft, minority rights, non-Whites, Players, prejudice, protest, racism, segregation, smp, social justice, systemic oppression, trump, Waiting, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Farms Harvested:	402
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	35
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of being stuck inside all day? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise a non-stop adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a visit from aliens (just kidding…or am I?). Forget about waiting for Trump to deport all the non-whites, come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you the richest player on the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

age difference, aita, Boundaries, career, child support, controlling behavior, ex wife, family, Gaslighting, love, lovecraft, Manipulation, Marine, military relationships, Minecraft, red flags, relationship, road rage, Server, settling down, sister, toxic relationship, unhealthy relationship, warning signs

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Emeralds Found:	1811	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy family drama!

Just like the Marine boyfriend in this story, our server is full of surprises. You never know who might be spying on your builds or causing chaos in the chat. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions just waiting for you to hop on!

And just like the sister in this story, you might find yourself making questionable decisions and defending them to the end. Who needs logic and reason when you can have blind loyalty and drama instead?

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where love is blind, road rage is rampant, and family dynamics are more twisted than a creeper explosion. You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

RoommateRaces

aita, Canada, cultural sensitivity, curry smells, Diversity, housing crisis, indian food, Indian roommate, lease holder, living situation, race preference, research project, room sharing, roommate, roommate compatibility, roommate dynamics, roommate preference, RoommateRaces, South Asian woman, university transfer, white roommate

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Star Shards Collected:	186
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with roommates who can’t handle the glorious aroma of curry in the kitchen? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual townhouse without any judgment on your cooking preferences!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect roommate – whether they’re Indian, white, or even a pixelated zombie! Build your dream home, explore the vast world of Minecraft, and never worry about anyone complaining about your culinary skills again.

Don’t be like Jack, who can’t appreciate the beauty of a perfectly spiced meal. Instead, join our server and embrace the diversity of living with players from all walks of life. Who knows, you might even find your perfect virtual roommate who shares your love for all things curry!

So come on over and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming adventure in our Minecraft server – where the only thing races are the horses you can ride into the sunset.

ShirtlessSteve in SMP

backyard, Beach, Circumstances, comfort, Exercise, hot weather, House, lounging, Men, outside, personal preference, Pool, privacy, reddit, Relaxation, shirtless, ShirtlessSteve, smp, Summer, Sunbathing, swimming, yard work

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is fully clothed all the time? Well, do we have the server for you! Our SMP is so wild and crazy that you’ll find yourself shirtless in no time. Whether you’re battling creepers in the nude or building a giant statue of yourself without a shirt on, this server is the place to let your Minecraft nipples fly free.

Join us for epic shirtless adventures like the time we all decided to have a shirtless dance party in the middle of a lava pit, or when we held a shirtless fishing competition and things got a little too real. And don’t even get me started on our annual shirtless skin contest, where the winner gets a diamond chestplate… but no shirt!

So if you’re ready to strip down and get crafty, come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who needs armor when you’ve got confidence and a bare chest? Let’s get shirtless, baby!

ShowToBlow

binge watching, Characters, Climax, critique, Decline, Disappointment, ending, Entertainment, Favorite, letdown, Plot, Quality, Ratings, review, series, ShowToBlow, storytelling, television, tv shows, WORST, Writing

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a rollercoaster of emotions just like that show that started off amazing but ended up being a total flop! Our server will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all in one gameplay session. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden level where you can battle a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

TrashBalloonWarfare Minecraft Server

airborne litter, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim regime, Military, Military Action, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, north korean propaganda, political tension, Propaganda, SECURITY, seoul, Server, south korea, South Korean response, Tension, trash balloons, TrashBalloonWarfare

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	818849
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we send trash balloons south like north korea but with a twist! instead of trash, we send out goodies like diamonds and enchanted gear! it’s a battle royale to see who can collect the most loot before the trash balloons disappear into the abyss. join now and be part of the chaos and madness, just like a real-life military operation but with way more fun and explosions! grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the trash balloon battlefield!

Putin’s Block Party

alliances, Allies, BLOCK, Business, controversial, Countries, Diplomacy, economic interests, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, Government, international relations, national interests, Partnerships, Party, Politics, power dynamics, putin, Putins, russia, TIES, world leaders

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Emeralds Found:	7652

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got connections with putin himself. yea, that’s right, we’re like besties with the big man in russia.

when u join our server, u basically become part of putin’s inner circle. he sends u gifts, like diamond swords and enchanted armor. and if u ever need help in the game, he’s just a chat message away.

plus, all the other players on the server are world leaders too. imagine playing minecraft with trump, kim jong un, and merkel. it’s like a virtual united nations meeting, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring speeches.

so, if u wanna be part of this exclusive club, join our server now. putin is waiting for u to show off ur building skills and conquer the virtual world together. #putinsminecraftcrew