Cyanide & Happiness (Comic Strip) Minecraft Servers

BlockbusterBusters

Beloved, BlockbusterBusters, classic, Creative bankruptcy, fan favorite, film industry, Hollywood, iconic, Movie, Never, Nostalgia, opinion, original, remake, remake culture, Sacred, sacrilege, should never, Timeless, Unnecessary, untouchable

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Farms Harvested:	807
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Crops Grown:	9484

Come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict policy against remaking any movies, because let’s be real, who wants to see a Minecraft version of Titanic or The Godfather? Our server is filled with epic builds and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about Hollywood’s terrible remake ideas. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle zombie versions of famous movie characters. So why waste your time watching bad remakes when you can be crafting and exploring in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world? Join now and say goodbye to boring movie reboots forever!

RiverCraftTriathlonFun

Canceled, canceled again, cnn, Competition, concerns, contamination, environmental concerns, Event, France, health risks, outdoors, Paris, Pollution, River Seine, RiverCraftTriathlonFun, Safety, sports, swimming, Training, triathlon, water quality

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the river seine is crystal clear and perfect for triathlon training! forget about real life worries and dive into a world where the water quality is always on point. plus, our server is so lit that even cnn is reporting on it! who needs real life when you can swim, bike, and run in the most epic virtual world ever created? join now and start training for the minecraft triathlon of a lifetime!

GermyCraft: Eat or be Eaten!

Bacteria, biological process, Cycle, decomposition, decomposition chain, decomposition cycle, decomposition process, Eat, eaten, ecosystem, Environmental Science, food chain, food web, germs, GermyCraft, humans, life cycle, microbial life, natural world, Nature, Organisms, Remains, scavengers

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	105	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3727
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8872
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate circle of life! Start off as a tiny germ and work your way up to becoming a giant human devouring everything in your path. Watch out for those pesky bacteria trying to take you down, but don’t worry, you can always respawn and start the cycle all over again. With insane battles and crazy transformations, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the top of the food chain. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to rule the microbial world!

PixelLife: 1.5B Years Early

1.5B, Ancient, ancient life, biology, complex life, Development, discovery, Early, Earth, earth history, Evolution, evolutionary timeline, fossil record, History, Organisms, Origin, PixelLife, research, Scientific, theory, Timeline, Years

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	60

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that life on earth actually started, like, 1.5 billion years earlier than scientists thought! crazy, right? so, like, if u wanna be part of this mind-blowing discovery, u gotta join this server and see for urself. who knows, maybe u’ll find ancient civilizations or, like, dinosaurs roaming around. it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of this epic journey through time and space. it’s gonna be, like, out of this world, man!

MineLynx

Auction, basic needs, Economy, economy plugin, Economy System, Gaming Community, Heart system, LifeSteal, MONEY, Online game, player death, player killing, Plugins, PvE, PvP, PVP based, rare items, Server, Shop, virtual currency

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

MineLynx is a PVP based server that uses the LIFESTEAL plugin. This means if you kill another player, you gain a heart, while if you die, you lose a heart. The server also an economy plugin, so you can earn and save money to spend on basic needs in /shop, or on more rare items in /ah

minelynx.net:25581

OpenBlockSurvival

basics, community-driven, Discord, Dynmap, ease-of-life plugins, Economy, Enjoy, Environment, Experienced admin team, Features, friendly server, join now, Land Claims, Minecraft, OpenBlockSurvival, Player Shops, player-driven economy, PvE, Server, Simple Treecapitator, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

OpenBlock is a brand new 1.21 Vanilla server with a few ease of life plugins. Its a community driven, friendly server where you and your friends can come chill. We want to take Minecraft back to basics and create an environment everyone can enjoy!

Run by an experienced admin team who have years of experience running both open and creator Minecraft servers!

Join now – OpenBlock.mcserv.fun

Join the discord -> {https://discord.gg/xHJmQtZaYq}

Some of the server Features: – Player shops – Player driven economy – Simple Treecapitator – Dynmap – Land claims

play.openblocksurvival.com

Team Byte: The Backrooms

100+ items, 5 levels, Adventure, Backrooms.., Bosses, Cosmetics, creepy pasta, custom entities, Custom Items, Eco, Economy, Exploration, Horror, Leveling, Minecraft, mmo, mmorpg, multiplayer, PvE, Pve Economy, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Survival, Team Byte, the backrooms, thebackrooms

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5633	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	255	Dragons Tamed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Horror MMORPG Minecraft server themed after “The Backrooms” creepy pasta! 5+ Levels, 100+ Custom Items, Custom Entities, Bosses, Leveling, Cosmetics and even more!

play.thebackrooms.gg

HuohuoCraft Minecraft Server

A Collection of Desires, Character Banners, Download, Feixiao, Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue, hsrg, Huohuo Star Rail General, HuohuoCraft, Jade Trailer, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Mind the Swelter, Minecraft, Może, Myriad Celestia Trailer, preview page, Redeemable Codes, Server, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.4 Trailer, Watch the Furnace

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a whole new world waiting to be explored!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Build towering castles, mine for rare resources, and battle fierce mobs in our custom-made worlds.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events and updates that will keep you on your toes. From the “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” to “A Collection of Desires” and “Mind the Swelter, Watch the Furnace”, our trailers will leave you wanting more.

And don’t even get us started on our character banners – Jade, Argenti, Serval, Natasha, Asta – they’re all waiting for you to join their ranks. Plus, our light cone banners like “Yet Hope Is Priceless” and “An Instant Before A Gaze” will have you feeling like a true hero.

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes, new drip marketing, and a whole bunch of tools and resources to help you on your journey. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft SMP – AnthroMales vs Females #3189

AnthroMales, Females, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Animals Bred:	171	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you say “THIS GAME MADE ME CUM”? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with Human Males On Female Anthros General shenanigans!

We’ve got stories that will make you question reality, like “A Second Chance” where players respawn as chickens, or “Furry Fatale” where the mobs are actually furries in disguise. And don’t miss out on “When Did Marriage Go So Right”, a tale of love and creepers.

Join us for epic adventures like “Manhunt” where players hunt each other down with diamond swords, or “Vipers, Nights, and French Fries” where the only way to survive is by eating french fries.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just find yourself saying, “I never knew Minecraft could be this wild!”

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Angry, Best Friend, club, Communication, concern, Conflict, drugged, Drunk, Girlfriend, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Party, Plans, punta cana, relationship, Server, Sleep, TipsyCraft, vacation, younger sister

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where your girlfriend starts speaking gibberish and having hallucinations. But wait, it gets even crazier – her younger sister and best friend are there too, adding to the chaos.

Experience the thrill of trying to figure out if your girlfriend has been drugged or if she’s just having a wild night out in the virtual world. Will you be able to navigate through the insanity and come out on top?

Join our server now for a truly mind-bending experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this wacky adventure!