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CraftyClash: IndianProtests

activism, Civil unrest, CraftyClash, criminal justice, demonstration, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Indian, IndianProtests, Justice, law enforcement, media coverage, Political, PROTESTS, public outcry, rape, Safety, Social Issues, street clashes, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ores Mined:	4049
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE CHAOS THAN INDIAN PROTESTS! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIKE POLITICIANS FIGHTING IN THE STREETS, BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP IN THIS EPIC BATTLE FOR BLOCKY SUPREMACY! #BLOCKWARFARE #MINECRAFTMADNESS

CircleCircumferenceCalcGoneWrong

calculation, circle, CircleCircumferenceCalcGoneWrong, circumference, Exact, Geometry, IMPOSSIBLE, Infinite, irrational number, mathematical certainty, mathematical concept, mathematical impossibility, mathematical limit, mathematical mystery, mathematical precision, mathematical truth, Mathematics, mathematics problem, Measurement, Never, numerical value

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	New Chunks Explored:	363549
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the circumference of a circle is the ultimate mystery? Well, look no further, cuz on this server, we don’t even bother tryna calculate that shiz. We’re too busy building epic castles and fighting off creepers with our bare hands. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal life in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the circle circumference conspiracy!

AstroCraftIOAA – Gold Medal Winners!

academic excellence, achievement, AstroCraftIOAA, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Brazil, Competition, education, Global Event, GOLD, Gold medals, India, International Olympiad, IOAA, Iranian students, MEDAL, ranking first, Rio de Janeiro, Science, success, talented students, top ranking, Usa, WINNERS

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where iranian students are the reigning champs of the intergalactic olympiad on astronomy and astrophysics! we may not have gold medals, but we have gold blocks for days! india and usa can’t compete with the level of fun and craziness we have on this server. build your own space station, explore the galaxy, and battle aliens with your trusty diamond sword. join now and show off your out-of-this-world building skills!

Semi-Spicy Vanilla, No Extra Ingredients: Just Pure Gameplay 1.21.1

[player based economy], 1.21.1, admin involvement, admin shop, Bed.., claiming plugins, Economy, EXTRA, gameplay, gravity, Highways, ingredients, Jobs, large scale builds, multiplayer, Player Shops, Public farms, Pure, rare head drops, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, server infrastructure, sethomes, spawn access, Survival, tps, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crops Grown:	4964	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	858988	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	317	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

SSMP Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server

SSMP takes survival multiplayer back to the fundamentals. We don’t place limits on gameplay, as long as it doesn’t break our simple rules.

This server is for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and redstone without being limited by weird and complicated claiming plugins or poor TPS.

Our economy has no admin involvement, we do not have an admin shop or jobs or anything additionally complicated.

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io

Our server also has an active discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.

We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

Features
2 /sethomes + bed
easy /spawn access
developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways)
rare head drops
physical and active player-based economy
gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted

FAQ

Questions	Answers
Can I claim land on the server?	No, we do not have complicated claiming plugins. You are free to build anywhere as long as you follow our rules.
Are there admin shops or jobs available?	No, our economy is player-driven and does not involve admin shops or jobs.
What is the bedrock connection port?	The bedrock connection port is 63809.

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

Bennett, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn, genshin impact, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Maps, Minecraft, MineGenshin, Mualani, Off We Go to the Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Web Event, Wiki, Xinyan

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sun always shines and the flowers bloom in the most epic way possible! Join us for the ultimate sightseeing experience as you explore our world filled with shimmering dances of stone and kindness that begets friendship.

Our version 5.0 update, “Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn,” will blow your mind with its epic trailer that will leave you wanting more. And don’t forget to participate in our web event, “Off We Go to the Nation of Pyro!” where you can win amazing prizes until September 24.

But wait, there’s more! Our current character banner features Mualani, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kachina, Xinyan, and Bennett, along with weapon banners like Surf’s Up (Catalyst) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword). And don’t miss out on our daily check-in rewards and redeemable codes for Primogems!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a few explosions (in a good way, of course). See you in the game, where anything is possible!

SayHisNameMC SMP

SayHisNameMC, smp

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be facing off against the legendary Ender Dragon’s evil twin brother, the Ender Llama! That’s right, this llama is no ordinary farm animal – he’s got a taste for destruction and chaos. But don’t worry, because we’ve also got a team of super-powered chickens who will help you defeat him. So come join us on our server and help us save the world from the wrath of the Ender Llama! Just remember to always… SAY HIS NAME!

MineCraftMixUp

academic pressure, adjusting to change, affluent school, bullying, dealing with loss, family care, family finances, gifted student, GRIEVING, MineCraftMixUp, Moving, nerdy kid, parent-child conflict, robotics program, rough area, school bullying, school district, school environment, school transition, Social Skills

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a telenovela.

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll encounter more plot twists than a Shakespearean play. Will you be the hero or the villain in this epic tale of Minecraft madness?

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics, school drama, and the never-ending quest for acceptance. Will you choose to renovate your virtual home or travel 40 minutes each way to a different district? The choice is yours, but beware of the bullies who make fun of your virtual lunchbox!

So come on down to our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement right here in Minecraft? Join now and let the adventure begin!

JokeCraft: LOL Edition

amusing, chuckle-worthy, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Edition, funny joke, gag, hilarious, humor, jest, joke of the day, JokeCraft, jokester, knee-slapper, Laughter, lol, one liner, PUNCHLINE, rib-tickling, sidesplitting, stand up comedy, Witty

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3079
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the craziness and fun you could ever want!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof suits).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect as many as you can and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a sheep, they tend to get a little too competitive in our sheep racing tournaments).

FrenchFriesInSerbia

$3 billion deal, Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, BALKANS, Defense, defense procurement, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, French warplanes, FrenchFriesInSerbia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military alliance, military modernization, nato, russia, Serbia, strategic shift

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6598	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ores Mined:	2671	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, like Serbia buying French warplanes level of epicness. we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster ride.

imagine flying through the skies on a warplane, dropping TNT on unsuspecting creepers below. that’s the kind of madness you can expect on dis server.

we got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than Serbia dropping $3 billion on dem warplanes. join us and be part of the insanity. trust me, you won’t regret it.

VibeCraft: Learn to Please

adult toys, Artificial Intelligence, Customization, data collection, Future, innovation, intimate technology, learn, machine learning, machine learning algorithms, Personal preferences, personalized experiences, Pleasure, sensor technology, sexual health, sexual wellness, Smart Devices, tech advancements, Technology, user experience, VibeCraft, vibrator

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the blocks are made of vibrating machines that learn your personal preferences. Yeah, that’s right, we’re not far away from a machine-learning enabled vibrator that learns personal preferences. Join our server and experience the thrill of building with blocks that vibrate to your liking. Trust us, once you try it, you’ll never want to go back to regular old blocks again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the vibrating fun begin!