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Blocky Fantasy Funhouse: Minecraft Server for GBF Lovers! #10526

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Divine Spears Created:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Animals Bred:	160
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for our 10th Birthday Bonus Bash where you can get 200 Login Crystals, go on a Campaign-Exclusive Quest, enjoy 2x XP/RP, and even get Zero Hostmat Cost! And that’s not all, we have an Extra Drop Campaign (Wind) where you can collect all the wind you want!

And if you think that’s all, think again! We have the Rise of the Beasts Character, Weapon FLB & Wonder event happening on 04/21. And don’t forget about the Side Story: No Rain, No Rainbow in April – it’s going to be a wild ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience all the craziness and fun we have to offer. Don’t miss out on all the epic adventures and events we have planned for you. See you in the game!

Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Votes:	3246
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Daddy Issues Craft: Where Minecraft meets Maury Povich! Find out who’s the real daddy in this hilarious server!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Falling into the Void:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than Sarah’s unknown daddy? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Akamatsu can’t keep up with the drama. Join us and uncover the secrets of Julia’s past as a single mom on the run with Seta and Haruka. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the truth behind Sarah’s lineage while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Pic N’ Pick Server: Where Numbers Match Hilarious Pics! LOL

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Towns Built:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just pick a number and we’ll show you a corresponding pic from our folder. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed. So come on in and join the madness!

Crafty Druglords: Where Creeper Dealers Rule the Blocks

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drug dealers look like regular villagers? Well, look no further because on our server, drug dealers are decked out in diamond armor and ride around on enchanted pigs! Join now for a chance to buy some “potions” that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any side effects such as turning into a chicken). So come on down to our wacky world where the drug dealers are the real MVPs!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Ender Dragon forgets the lyrics

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	638
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Items Found:	1609
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Enderman? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that Herobrine even tried to join once, but our mods kicked him out faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden apples instead of spit. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Minecraft parodies of your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Creepers and Craziness: ‘Nuclear Minecraft Madness’

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you ready to enter a post-apocalyptic world filled with chaos and destruction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the ultimate fallout experience! Join now and witness the madness as you navigate through radioactive wastelands, battle mutated creatures, and scavenge for resources to survive.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane events like nuclear explosions, zombie invasions, and even a giant mutant chicken boss that drops epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon hidden underground bunkers filled with rare treasures and secret passages.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness of the fallout world. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the horrors you’ll face in this post-apocalyptic adventure!

PixelPanties – Bootylicious Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just build blocks here, we create epic visual novel storylines within the game. Join us for a wild ride as we roleplay as characters from your favorite English-translated Japanese visual novels.

Looking for a challenge? Our server is so hardcore that you’ll need to be in Japanese locale just to survive. But don’t worry, if you get stuck, just read the Readme or check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide. And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with e-celeb drama that will make your head spin. Who will be the next big Minecraft star? Will it be you? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Just be sure to use spoiler tags when discussing plot twists, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you on the other side, blockheads!

Crafty Clerk’s Checkout: Where even the grocery store clerk takes a break to check you out in Minecraft!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5038
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a grocery store clerk taking a break, puffing on a Juul, and checking you out while you mine for diamonds. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to merge your body with oncoming traffic in the most epic game of chicken you’ll ever play. Who needs boring old mobs when you can dodge cars and trucks instead? Plus, our community is full of quirky characters like the Juul-puffing clerk who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for that oncoming traffic!

WienerCraft: Where anime characters use German names and build epic worlds!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that stick to the same old English names for everything? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wacky that even the anime and manga characters use German names! That’s right, you’ll be mining with Hans and crafting with Helga in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman, Klaus, who wears lederhosen and loves to polka dance while teleporting around. And don’t even get us started on the Creeper, Dieter, who explodes in a shower of sauerkraut and bratwurst.

Join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many schnitzels). Prost!