| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 3741 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 60 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 154 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 632 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Votes: | 8677 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 365 |
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4096 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 90 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4199 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 131 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 70 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 7950 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3175 | Magic Items Found: | 4430 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special Worlds event featuring Viego himself, ready to take on any challengers in a battle for supremacy. And don’t even get us started on the Event Horizon, where Dark Cosmic S.o.ylas (yes, you read that right) is waiting to unleash chaos upon the unsuspecting players.
If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is so OP that even the pastebin can’t handle all the awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 538 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as wild and unpredictable as you are? Join us today and see what kind of madness you can get into. Just remember, anything is possible in our crazy Minecraft world!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 2731 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like getting pushed by a stranger, breaking your arm, and calling the cops over a social media post? Look no further, because our server has it all!
Embark on a journey where you can navigate through tricky social interactions, questionable friendships, and unexpected plot twists – all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience the drama firsthand?
So come on over and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Join now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8231 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Votes: | 5772 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about throwing toothbrushes and berating your partner over airport pickups.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have virtual Ubers that will pick you up from the airport no matter what time your flight lands. No need to worry about headlight tickets here!
Plus, our server is filled with players who appreciate the hard work you do as a server (in-game, of course) and won’t throw water at you for making responsible decisions.
So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7315 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 379963 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Votes: | 4881 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 104 |
Join us if you want to defend your opinion on pineapple belonging on pizza with your life! That’s right, we have intense debates that can only be settled through epic PvP battles in the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer?
So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft SMP anywhere else!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8620 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Animals Bred: | 196 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 129 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 7799 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 369968 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 114 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 142 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
