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BlockRockinBeats: Where Creeper Jams and Endermen Dance! 🎵

banger, blast from the past, BlockRockinBeats, classic, creeper, Dance, endermen, Favorite, good times, Hits, jamming, Jams, Listening, long trail, Memories, Music, music therapy, Nostalgia, Oldies, playlist, Reminiscing, Throwback, Tunes, Vimeo, years ago

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	New Chunks Explored:	621938
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8588	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off for some epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of tic-tac-toe, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

A, animation, Anime, bottom-of-the-barrel, Character development, critique, dickriding, DickridingCraft, Disappointment, fallen standards, Fans, filler show, horrible generic soundtrack, low quality., mid-2005, Minecraft, Nick Jr., no meaningful characterization, review, Server, Soundtrack, stiff animation, television, Ultimate

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

add-ons, alterations, changes, Customization, Enhancements, Game, gameplay, improve, IMPROVEMENTS, madness, Minecraft, modifications, Mods, Modtastic, Overrated, Tweaks, Upgrades, Vanilla, video game

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

Apocalypse, Conflict, Crafty, DECLARATION, distraction, Faggots, fear-mongering, global crisis, iran, Israel, j lo, Media, Minecraft, nukes, Politics, Propaganda, Server, speculation, Ultimate, uncertainty, War, world events, WWIII

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ores Mined:	8799
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

1. MakingFriendsOnline, 10. FriendMakingStruggles, 11. DiscordIssues, 12. OnlineGaming, 13. ToxicServers, 14. OnlineSocializing, 15. InternetResentment, 16. ModernInternet, 17. OnlineFriendshipFailures, 18. DiscordDrama, 19. OnlineFriendSearch, 2. DiscordStruggles, 20. InternetDoom, 3. OnlineFriendships, 4. Frustration, 5. SocializingOnline, 6. AutisticChallenges, 7. InternetHate, 8. FindingConnections, 9. OnlineCommunity, Crafty, Friends, making, ONLINE

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

30 Years, Abilities, Adventures, akuma no mi, Anime, blocky, BOOTY, determination, devil fruit, Edition, Fruit, Manga, Mystery, one piece, Origins, Piece, Pirates, Powers, shonen jump, speculation, speculation trail., Supernatural, theory, time to end it, ultimate thread

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

1. Smell, aroma, Arousal 5. Sensory, Asshole, CREEPERS, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, farts, Imagery, INTIMATE, Legendary, Naughty, Provocative, scent, Sensation, Sensation 2. Scent, Sensory, Sensual 4. Fantasy, SmellCraft, taboo, Taboo 3. Aroma

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Void Gems Collected:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Blocky Booty Bounce

1. Whorenene, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Assistant, blocky, BOOTY, bounce, Brainstorming, collaboration, Communication, creativity, efficient, Generate, Helpful, Innovative, inspiration, list, long trail tags, productivity, tags, Technology, Unique, Whorenene

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ores Mined:	4163
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

anguish, blocky, Blunders, coping mechanisms, cry for help, Darkness, death, depression, Despair, Edition, emotional pain, Inner Demons, kill, Kill me, mental health, mental illness, seeking help, self harm, Suffering, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Therapy, Torment

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

America’s Navy, Americas, brave, captain, courage, Crafting, Duty, Excellence, freedom, Honor, leadership, Military, Navy, patriotism, Protection, Proud, sacrifice, Say something nice, service, strength, Support, tradition, united states

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4919	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Void Armor Forged:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!