"Minecraft Server: Loan Shark Block"

parental support, emotional stress, sibling relationships, parent plus loan, personal finance

💥 Welcome to the Minecraft MIND-BLAST SERVER! 💥

The Ultimate Experience Where Reality COLLIDES with Blocky Chaos!

Join us in a realm where the square grass is NEVER greener, and the water flows UPWARDS. Our server is like if your mom turned into a Creeper and stole all your dreams! Go ahead, sip on your blocky soup while wondering if that was really a pig wearing your dad’s hat!

TOP SECRET Server Features:

Feature	Description
FOR-GRASS-ANCE	Grass smells like flowers but only on Tuesdays. Where’s my sandwich?
PLAYER PLANS	Build a house? Nah, we encourage you to build a life-sized replica of your eternal sadness!
PENGUINS ARE MORE THAN FRIENDS	Brush your teeth with ice cream instead of mining? Too LATE! Penguins stole your picks!
REVERSE GRAVITY DISHES	Pickles explode when you crouch on diamond blocks. Caution: We love pickles!
TELEPATHIC ZOMBIES	The zombies KNOW your deepest fears! Be ready when they whisper to you about that math test!

Player Reviews (we advised them to take their meds):

“I opened a portal to my dad’s closet and it smelled like old bananas! 10/10!”

“My mom became a Creeper because I didn’t pay for her Starbucks! I can’t breathe!”

“This server is like diving into a bucket of mayonnaise while blindfolded!”

“I built a castle made out of sorrow and regrets—it collapsed under the weight of my hopes!”

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️

Your sanity may fragment like a glass block upon impact with a unicorn! Join at your own risk. The ground may be lava, but WAS IT EVER EVEN REAL? Are we just ghosts playing inside a computer?

And remember, if you see a chicken wearing a top hat, RUN. It knows what you did last summer. 🔥

BabyShowerSnubbed & BabyNoShow

OFFENDED, catch up, baby shower, post partum, Invitation

Are you tired of boring friends who don’t even bother to meet your adorable Minecraft baby? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players will shower your virtual baby with love and gifts!

Join us and escape the drama of real life baby showers, where your so-called friends don’t even care about your postpartum medical struggles. On our server, we only care about one thing – adorable pixelated babies!

Don’t waste your time with friends who only care about themselves and their own baby registries. Join our server and surround yourself with players who will throw virtual baby showers for your Minecraft bundle of joy!

So say goodbye to selfish friends and hello to a community that truly cares about your Minecraft baby. Join our server now and let the baby shower festivities begin!

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Crafty Aunt Scamperz

dormitory living, financial loss, personal boundaries, evil person accusation, Scamperz

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Imagine a world where your aunt tries to steal you away, house fires lead to unexpected twists, and gofundme campaigns turn into heist movies.

Don’t let the haters get you down – come join our server and leave all the drama behind. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who will have your back no matter what. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

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New Server IP
StepDadSavageFamWars

family dynamics, standing up for yourself, step dad, Boundaries, family drama

Are you tired of feeling like an outsider in your own family? Join our Minecraft server and become part of a new, crazy, and welcoming community! We don’t care if you’re blood-related or not, as long as you bring your building skills and sense of humor to the table.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but in a fun way! Imagine building a castle with your stepdad (let’s call him Steve) while his mom and sister try to sabotage your creations. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Forget about family drama and join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. Who needs a Christmas dinner exchange when you can have a virtual feast with your new Minecraft family? Plus, we promise not to body shame you or forget your birthday – virtual gifts for everyone!

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our wacky Minecraft server. Who needs a blood family when you can have a blocky one instead? Let’s build, laugh, and create memories together – no apologies needed!

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New Server IP
ValkofMC

Fight, warrior, cooperation, Builder, Dangers

Welcome to the chaos of our new Anarchy SMP in Minecraft! Here, there are no rules and complete freedom. Whether you’re a peaceful builder or a ruthless warrior, this is your chance to prove your worth. Cooperate with others or fight everyone, the choice is yours. Our world is filled with vast landscapes, hidden treasures, and countless dangers. We encourage creativity and strategy, but be warned: traitors and thieves lurk everywhere. Can you survive and dominate in this unpredictable world? Join the fight and write your own story in our Anarchy SMP!

148.251.91.186:31016

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New Server IP

Lunar Loco: Where Moons Collide and Bananas Run Wild!

discord server, Economy, Discord, Datapacks, Moons

LUNAR SEASON 2 – Friendly community & Fresh chunks in 1.21!

IP: play.lunarsurvival.xyz

We are an established Semi-Vanilla Minecraft SMP with 475+ members! Here are some of the features that this server offers:

Features
Semi-Vanilla with extra commands (/home, /tpa, /warp, /rtp, /vote, /playtime)
Player-run bases anywhere in the world
Shopping District for player economy with Diamonds as currency
Datapacks for multiplayer friendly server
Friendly and active community on both Minecraft & Discord
Active staff and protection plugins
Events and PvP Colosseum Arena

!! LOOKING FOR MORE STAFF ALWAYS !!

We are more inclined to accept players once they’ve spent some time on the server to better understand their duties. Staff & Builder applications can be found in our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xQbFtuhREH

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP: play.lunarsurvival.xyz in your Minecraft client.
What are the server commands available?	Some of the commands available are /home, /tpa, /warp, /rtp, /vote, /playtime.
Where can I find more information about the server’s rules?	You can find the server rules and guidelines in the Discord server or by asking a staff member in-game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server and we have protection plugins in place to prevent it.

Jaw & Neck Minecraft Server

facial symmetry, forward grown, Confidence, JAW, Appearance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where having a thick neck and wide jaws is the key to being the most attractive player in the game! Forget about those pesky facial features and focus on beefing up your neck muscles for maximum hotness.

Join us and witness the magic of how a strong neck can make you the envy of all your fellow players. No need for fancy clothes or perfect features – just a thick neck and wide jaws will have you turning heads in no time.

So come on, join our server and show off your neck gains to the world. Who knew that the secret to Minecraft beauty was in your neck all along?

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Crazy Minecraft SMP Girl – The One Who Set My House on Fire

false accusations, girl, Jobless, validation seeking, Minecraft

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride just like dating the craziest girl ever! Imagine building your dream base while dealing with a player who constantly seeks validation and attention, takes over conversations, and gets furiously butthurt over the smallest things.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.

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New Server IP
SisNoKidsMineHouse

lying.., Communication, family dynamics, work trip, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of Sarah and her sneaky beach vacation.

Imagine a world where babysitting leads to uncovering scandalous secrets and standing up for what’s right. Will you be the hero who refuses to be taken advantage of, or will you join forces with the lying sister and her romantic getaway?

Embark on quests to confront your family members, make tough decisions, and ultimately decide who’s the real villain in this crazy tale. Will you be labeled as the asshole for standing up for yourself, or will you be hailed as the savior of relationships gone wrong?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the laughter that comes with being caught in the middle of a family feud. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

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New Server IP
ExLied2Me-MinecraftSMP

BETRAYAL, emotional pain, moving on, Deceit, false promises

Are you tired of dealing with exes who can’t even come up with a good lie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can spin a web of deceit like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being betrayed by pixelated characters who will stop at nothing to outdo your ex’s wildest fibs.

From claiming they found diamonds when they actually just stumbled upon a pile of gravel, to pretending they built an epic castle when all they did was slap together a dirt hut, our players will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about honesty. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the lies are as tall as the towering sky limit. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or will you?).

Join now for a chance to be duped, deceived, and downright flabbergasted by the sheer audacity of our players’ fibs. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a whole server full of them?

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New Server IP

Cutting Contact