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Calorie Cut Craft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Fembot Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Potions Brewed:	132	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
New Chunks Explored:	954436	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the older fembots looking for younger guys! We have a special section just for athletic looking guys with abs, so don’t worry about working out too much – we love a buff twink around here! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists, you won’t regret it!

Dear Minecraft SMP Linux Users,

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1839
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of feeling like just another iPhone user in a sea of conformity? Do you crave the feeling of superiority that only using Linux can bring? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and bask in the glory of being intellectually superior to all those basic Windows and Mac users. Show off your tech-savvy skills as you navigate through the virtual world of Minecraft with ease, thanks to your Linux expertise.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find a community of like-minded individuals who also use Linux for the sole purpose of feeling better about themselves. Share tips and tricks on how to maximize your Linux experience while laughing at those poor souls who haven’t seen the light yet.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and revel in the unique and superior feeling that only Linux users can understand. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with penguins who are also Linux enthusiasts. Don’t miss out on the fun!

What is the IP for CashPlays Minecraft Server?

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Votes:	6074

CashPlays is a popular gaming and entertainment channel on YouTube known for showcasing gameplay, tutorials, and reviews of various video games. With a focus on providing insightful and entertaining content for gamers, CashPlays has gained a dedicated following and continues to grow in popularity within the gaming community.

Spy × Family Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget, rumored to grant unlimited building powers to whoever possesses it. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigs armed with enchanted pickaxes!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow llama unicorn! Rumor has it that riding one of these magical beasts will make you the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, complete with loop-de-loops, corkscrews, and even a waterfall that turns into a lava pit halfway through the ride. It’s the perfect way to unwind after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin! Gan!

> Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are constantly under attack from the infamous jizzrael! Don’t worry, nothing ever really happens, but hey, something might happen one day, right?

Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	219852
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Votes:	7023	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is a time-traveling extravaganza! Step into our portal and journey through the decades, from the roaring 20s to the futuristic 22nd century.

Join us as we pay tribute to the past with epic builds of iconic landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China. But don’t get too comfortable in history because before you know it, you’ll be battling robots in a post-apocalyptic wasteland!

Our server is so advanced, we even have time-traveling llamas that will guide you through the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret quest to save the space-time continuum from certain doom.

So why wait? Join our server and make history…literally!

Minecraft SMP: Fapping Together Thread

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we encourage you to unleash your inner perv and fap away with your fellow players! Our Gay Awakening edition is sure to awaken some… interesting feelings in you.

Join us if you want to bond with your fellow players over lewds and fapping, because nothing says teamwork like getting off together. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session with your buddies?

Previous players have reported feeling a strong sense of camaraderie after a group fap session, so come join us and experience the ultimate bonding experience. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues and lotion, because things tend to get messy in our world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!

Censorship Mockers Minecraft Server

Anons, Censorship, China, collectivism, culture, establishment, great man theory, heroism, human society, Journey, mao, mass movements, Minecraft, Mockers, narcissism, power, purged, Server, social harmony, social problems, species, Western, Western man

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	3745
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Void Armor Forged:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	5658
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of social harmony over individual heroism? Look no further! Our server operates on the principle that one man with a dumb idea should not be allowed to rise above the collective will of the people.

Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.

Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.

Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!

Kidd Bandit’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.

2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!

4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!

Mint Phantom Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	New Chunks Explored:	858331
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Pious Cake Edition where you can bake virtual cakes and offer them to the Minecraft gods for blessings!

But that’s not all, our server is endorsed by the one and only Mint Fantome! She’s a Minecraft legend who streams YouTube videos of her epic adventures on our server. You can even join her virtual vacation merch and dress up like a Minecraft superstar!

Feeling adventurous? Dive into Fantôme no Nazo, a mysterious game created just for our server where you can uncover hidden secrets and win epic prizes!

And if that’s not enough, we have a Divegrass team that dominates the virtual soccer field like no other. Join us for some intense matches and show off your Minecraft skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even bake a cake with Mint Fantome herself!