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MapleCraft Server – Cutting Power with a Smile!
Canadian, cross-border trade, Cutting, diplomatic relations, economic policy, electricity exports, ENERGY, energy diplomacy, energy independence, energy resources, energy security, international relations, MapleCraft, North America, political statement, Politics, power, power grid, PREMIER, renewable energy, Server, Smile, Trade, USso, like, this server is like, totally lit, eh? like, the premier of canada is like, gonna cut off electricity to the US, but like, with a smile on his face, eh? so, like, you gotta join this server cuz who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next, eh? maybe we’ll all have to power our minecraft houses with maple syrup or something, eh? join now for a wild ride, eh? -
CraftyComplimentz
BackHanded, belittling, Compliment, CraftyComplimentz, Cutting, demeaning, disparaging, DISRESPECTFUL, Humiliating, hurtful, insensitive, insincere, insulting, mean spirited, offensive, offensive compliment, Rude, sarcastic, snideAre you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re so smart” or “you’re so pretty”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we specialize in giving out the most insulting compliments you’ve ever heard! Join us and hear things like “you’re so good at failing” or “you’re the best at being the worst”. It’s a whole new level of backhanded compliments that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. So why wait? Join our server now and get insulted in the most hilarious way possible! -
CableCuttersCraft
Asia-Pacific, CableCuttersCraft, Chinese-crewed ship, criminal investigation, Cutting, detains, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, illegal activity, international relations, investigation, maritime incident, maritime law, maritime security, sabotage, security breach, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, undersea cablecome join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than taiwan detaining a chinese-crewed ship suspected of cutting undersea cable! you’ll be on the edge of your block as you navigate through treacherous waters and try to avoid getting caught by the authorities.our server is so lit, it’s like a firework show on the 4th of july! you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that happen on a daily basis.
plus, we have the best community ever! everyone is super friendly and always willing to lend a hand or a pickaxe when you need it.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our insane minecraft server!
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CraftyCutting Ultra Food
better mood, CraftyCutting, Cutting, diet, energy levels, Food, food intake, health, Healthy Eating, improved, Lifestyle, mental health, mood improvement, nutrition, processed foods, research, Results, study, ULTRA, ultra-processed foods, weight loss, weight management, well-beingcome join our epic minecraft server where cutting ultra-processed foods leads to weight loss and better mood!! 😂🍔💪we got players who went from being chubby noobs to slim pro gamers just by eating less junk food in the game! 🎮🍟
imagine mining for diamonds with a salad in hand, feeling light and energized as you conquer the virtual world! 🥗💎
join us now and level up your health and mood while building the ultimate pixelated empire! 🌟🏰 #healthylivingminecraftstyle 😜🎮
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BlockyBurnsMC
BETRAYAL, BlockyBurnsMC, Cruel, Cutting, Damage, deep, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, Impact, insensitive, insults, Pain, PAINFUL, Scars, stinging, unkind, Words, WoundsAre you tired of being insulted by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the only hurtful thing you’ll hear is how jealous everyone is of your epic diamond armor! Join us for a world where the only shade thrown is from the giant mushrooms in the mushroom biome. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only griefing is from your friends pranking you with endless stacks of dirt blocks! -
Eternal Crafted Realms 1.21.1
1.21.1, coping mechanisms, crafted, Cutting, depression, emotional pain, ETERNAL, mental health, Realms, seeking help, self harm, self harm recovery, self harm recovery journey, self harm relapse, self harm scars, self-destructive behavior, self-harm awareness, self-harm coping strategies, self-harm healing, self-harm prevention, self-harm support, self-harm therapy, self-harm triggers, self-injuryYo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a total trip, man. Like, the mobs are all high on sugar or something, they move so fast you’ll think you’re in a rave. And the blocks? They’re all neon colors, it’s like you’re building with Skittles.But wait, there’s more! The villagers are all secretly aliens trying to communicate with us through their weird trading system. And the creepers? They explode confetti instead of blowing stuff up. It’s a party every time you see one.
And don’t even get me started on the dungeons, man. They’re like psychedelic labyrinths filled with disco balls and lava lamps. You’ll be tripping out while trying to fight off skeletons with afros.
So come on, join this Minecraft server and let’s get weird together. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.
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PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP
BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, WordsLOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! -
TrainCrafters: Cutting Edge Maintenance
Cutting, cutting minutes, edge, efficiency, efficiency improvements, Infrastructure, innovation, maintenance, maintenance innovation, maintenance procedures, maintenance strategies, New Strategies, Optimization, railway systems, researchers, Technology, time-saving, train operations, TrainCrafters, Transportation, urban infrastructure, urban train maintenance, urban transportation, valuablecome join our minecraft server where we pretend to be researchers fixing trains but really we just building cool stuff and having a blast! forget about boring train maintenance, come build a train track that goes to the moon or create a train that shoots out diamonds instead of coal. who needs real research when you can have this much fun in minecraft? join us now and let’s get wacky together! -
EarthCorp
alliances, Conflict, Corporate dystopia, Discord, EarthCorp, Economy, Geopolitical, influence, Invite event, Leaderboards, Lore, mini Bosses, Perks, power struggles, Quests, Resources, Rewards, Roleplay, Territories, Treaties, WarEarthCorp – 1.21.1 IP: play.earthcorp.co Site: earthcorp.co Map: map.earthcorp.co EarthCorp is a Geopolitical Simulator on a 1:300 Map of the Earth with a custom economy system, plenty of custom items and plugins, an active player base with responsive admins who fix issues and listen to the community.
There’s always plenty of places to explore and found your own town and nation, but if starting solo isn’t your style, you can play with friends or join a friendly community that will help you in your journey. But be prepared to face other players who have different plans and goals than you.
We are currently in a one week grace period from the start of the server, so you aren’t starting behind at all. We have an RTP portal in our spawn as well as a bunch of custom items and custom menus for you to interact with. We are completely non pay to win, and all our ranks are fair for their cost. If you have an issue, let us know and we’ll work it out.
The server’s Geo Political simulation allows players to simulate conflict and power struggles as they compete for control over territories, resources, and influence. You’ll need to build alliances, form treaties, and wage war to achieve your objectives. The world is your playground, but pick your fights carefully.
And for those who love immersing themselves in in-depth lore, we have something for you too. Our server offers a fascinating corporate dystopia storyline that will take you on an unforgettable journey. Running on a quest based narrative with mini bosses being brought around the world, you’ll explore the depths of a world ruled by corporations, where the fate of the world is in your hands.
We have daily quests and only free crates with real rewards, as well as plenty of custom perks you can add to your playing experience.
We are also running an invite event, so if you can top our leaderboards you get top rank permanently, and the next 9 get in-game rewards too.
FAQ
Question Answer Is the server pay to win? No, the server is completely non pay to win. All our ranks are fair for their cost. How big is the map? The map is on a 1:300 scale of the Earth. Can I play solo or do I need to join a town or nation? You can play solo or join a town or nation as you prefer. Are there custom items and plugins? Yes, there are plenty of custom items and plugins on the server. What is the invite event? The invite event rewards the top players on the leaderboards with permanent top rank and in-game rewards for the next 9 players. -
Chuddie’s Grim Reality 1.20.2
1.20.2, bleak outlook, children, christmas, chuddies, difficult times, disadvantaged, economic challenges, grim, grim reality, Hardship, harsh reality, holiday season, holiday struggles, less fortunate, little chuddies, POVERTY, Reality, reality check, sad truth, sobering realization, Struggle, tough circumstances, underprivilegedYo, bros, if you wanna escape the grim reality of Christmas, come join our Minecraft server!We got Santa riding creepers, elves mining diamonds, and Rudolph leading the charge against the Ender Dragon.
Forget about boring old presents and family drama, come hang out with us and build a snowman army to take over the North Pole.
Join now for a holly jolly time that will make you question if you’re even in the real world anymore.
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EggWars Minecraft Server
Agreement, Boundaries, Breakfast, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Disrespect, eggs, Eggwars, Etiquette, Food, Frustration, groceries, Household, living situation, Minecraft, roommate, roommates, selfish, Server, sharing, theft, unreasonableWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we take egg theft very seriously! If you’re tired of your roommate stealing your precious eggs without asking, then this is the server for you. Join us and build a fortress to protect your eggs at all costs!Imagine a world where your eggs are safe and sound, where no one can crack into them without your permission. Take revenge on egg thieves by setting up elaborate traps and defenses around your egg stash. Trust us, it’s egg-citing!
Don’t let anyone tell you that protecting your eggs is unreasonable. It’s not about being selfish, it’s about standing up for what’s yours. So come join our server and show the world that you mean business when it comes to your breakfast!
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MomzillaWeddingRage
Blaming, family divided, family event, favorite bakery, full on rampage, furious, INTENSE, MomzillaWeddingRage, mortified, OCD, overreacted, panic mode, particular, precious baby, special day, tense situation, unnecessary drama, Wedding, wedding cake, YellingLooking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a family wedding gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.Picture this: you’re on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the game, when suddenly, your in-game mom (played by a hilariously over-the-top admin) starts freaking out because she thinks you forgot to mine it. She’ll chase you around the virtual world, knocking over tables and causing chaos, all while yelling at you for almost ruining the game.
But fear not, because in the end, you’ll realize it was all just a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. So come join our server for a gaming experience like no other, where the drama is just as entertaining as the gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!
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Santa’sCraft SMP – Jolly Builds & Creepy Caves
Builds, Caves, christmas, christmas decorations, christmas dinner, christmas movies, christmas music, Christmas shopping, christmas tree, creepy, family time, festive activities, gift giving, Holiday Celebrations, holiday preparations, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, jolly, joy and cheer, quality time, Santa Claus, SantasCraft, smp, Traditions, winter wonderlandYo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring ol’ Christmas traditions like eating turkey and opening presents? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our lit Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Christmas by building giant snowmen and having epic snowball fights!But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold crazy dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie pigmen who love to break out into spontaneous dance numbers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and spend Christmas like never before. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by on his sleigh made of diamond blocks. It’s gonna be a holly jolly time, trust me!
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FoodCraftFails
culinary ranking, Food, food critique, food culture, food in the US, food preferences, food quality, Food ranking, food reputation, FoodCraftFails, least favorite food, state cuisine, state dining, state food analysis, state food comparison, state food review, state with worst food, US State, worst food, worst state for foodAre you tired of bland food and boring servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up some seriously delicious virtual treats! We guarantee that you won’t find any state with worse food than our server – because we don’t serve any food at all! That’s right, we’re all about the blocky adventures and epic builds, not about munching on pixelated snacks. So come join us for a taste of the most tasteless cuisine in the Minecraft world – you won’t regret it! -
UkrainianCraft: Burning Warehouses & New Skills
Attack, Burning, burns, capabilities, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fire, international relations, Military, new, power, Reveals, Russian, SECURITY, Shahed, Skills, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War, warehouse, WarehousesYo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine straight up burns a Russian shahed warehouse and reveals some insane new abilities? Like, you gotta join this server ASAP if you wanna witness some next level drama and action.Picture this: Ukraine rolling up to the warehouse like “boom, boom, burn baby burn” and then BAM, they start flexing their new superpowers like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a real life superhero movie, but in Minecraft form.
So if you wanna be part of the most epic showdown in Minecraft history and witness some jaw-dropping moments, then you better join this server right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows what other wild surprises are waiting for you in this server. It’s gonna be lit, fam.
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Crafty Christmas Shopping
busy, christmas, Crafty, crowded, Eve, family, Festive, festive season, Gifts, holiday, last minute, personal time, procrastination, Relaxation, retail therapy, self-care, shopping, shopping spree, stress, Time management, traditionso, like, u know when u wait until the last minute to do ur christmas shopping? well, this server is like that but with a twist! instead of stressing out and fighting crowds at the mall, u can come chill with us and mine some diamonds!picture this: u and ur friends are running around in a winter wonderland, building snowmen and decorating trees, all while avoiding creepers and zombies. it’s like a holiday movie, but with more explosions!
plus, santa claus himself visits the server every night to give out gifts to all the good little players. and rumor has it, if u leave out cookies and milk for him, he’ll even leave u a special present under ur virtual tree.
so come join us for some festive fun and maybe even find some holiday cheer in the form of pixelated blocks. who needs last-minute shopping when u can have a jolly good time on this server?