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PixelPoutyHubby

Aesthetics, Appearance, attraction, body image, Communication, compromise, Decisions, hair, Honesty, husband, Individuality, love, Marriage, PixelPoutyHubby, Preferences, relationship, Respect, Self-expression, tattoos, Understanding, weight

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	299202
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of being judged for your appearance in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your pixels can be as tattooed, short-haired, and curvy as you want! We don’t discriminate based on looks, we just want you to have a good time building and exploring. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for how your character looks. So leave the real world drama behind and join us for some virtual fun! And remember, in Minecraft, the only weight that matters is the weight of the blocks you’re mining.

HeroCraft Minecraft Server

Bravery, children, Conflict, curriculum, eastern europe, education, herocraft, heroism, History, indoctrination, lessons, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, patriotism, Propaganda, russia, Server, soldiers, teaching, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach children about the “heroism” of russian soldiers in ukraine! we have epic battles where you can reenact the invasion of crimea and show off your russian pride!

we have special events where you can dress up as putin and ride bears into battle, while shouting “cyka blyat” at your enemies!

join now and experience the thrill of being a russian soldier, fighting for your country’s honor in the virtual world of minecraft! remember, in mother russia, minecraft plays you!

UkraineBlockParty

border control, border region, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, evacuates, evacuation, geopolitical tensions, Growing, international relations, Military, military strategy, Politics, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Tension, threat, UkraineBlockParty, Ukrainian units

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like russia vs ukrainian units but with blocky characters and exploding creepers! we have so much drama you’ll think you’re in a soap opera but with pickaxes and diamonds. plus, we have secret underground bases where you can hide from the chaos above ground. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HandwashCraft99.9% Gone

bacteria removal, bacterial elimination, germ elimination, hand bacteria, hand bacteria elimination, hand bacteria removal, hand care, hand cleaning, hand cleanliness, hand germ elimination, hand germ removal, hand health, hand hygiene, hand hygiene products, hand hygiene routine, hand protection, hand sanitizing, handwash, HandwashCraft99.9, handwashing

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Blood Moons Survived:	2

So, like, imagine if you join dis Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the handwash of servers, man. You join and BAM, all the bacteria of boringness on your hand is gone, like POOF! And not just 99.9%, but like, 100% of the boringness is gone, bro.

You know how sometimes you use handwash and you’re like, “Did it really work?” Well, on dis server, you ain’t gotta worry about that. You join and you’re instantly hit with a wave of excitement and fun, like a rollercoaster made of rainbows and unicorns.

And get this, on dis server, you can build whatever you want, wherever you want. Want to build a giant toilet made of diamonds? Go for it! Want to create a castle in the sky made entirely of cake? No problem! The only limit is your imagination, man.

So, like, if you want to experience the ultimate handwash of Minecraft servers, join us now and let the fun times flow like a never-ending fountain of awesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blockheads420: Blaze it and Beware!

20 years, 4 million, BEWARE, Blaze, Blockheads420, cancer risk, Conducted, head and neck cancers, health risks, high levels, Issue, long-term effects, marijuana use, marijuana users, medical records, Medical research, public health, RIGOROUS, Risk, study, substance abuse, Tracking, U.S. adults

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the dankest weed in all of block land. we got so much weed that ur head and neck gonna be 3 times more likely to get cancer. but who cares when u can be high as a kite while building ur epic block castle. we got over 4 million players getting lit and building crazy sh*t for over 20 years. come join us and get high on life, bruh. #420minecraftlife #blockweedkingdom

UnconsentedMC Server

Autonomy, be born without consent, Choice, coercion, consent, education, Ethics, existentialism, forced to go to school, forced to work, injustice, Labor, mental health, mental illness, morality, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Suffering, SUICIDE, UnconsentedMC, unfairness

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Buildings Constructed:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the unfair realities of the real world and dive into a world where you make the rules! On our server, you weren’t born without consent – you were born with a diamond sword in hand ready to conquer the land!

Join us and leave behind the boring school and work grind – here, your only job is to build, explore, and have a blast! And don’t worry about the consequences of suicide – in our world, respawning is a piece of cake!

So come join us on our server and let’s create a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

Marigold’s SMP Shenanigans

Aono Miku vs Kouki, Bolfort Toyama, Dream Star Grand Prix, EDION Arena Osaka, entrance music, general, Giulia vs Mai Sakurai, Korakuen, Live, Marigold, Marigolds, Minami Komomo vs Minami Yuuki, Morioka, Nagoya International Center, Next shows, previous, Sendai Pit, Shenanigans, Shinkiba 1st Ring, smp, socials, United National Championship, Wrestle Universe

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Dimension Hops:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Alien Abductions:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens wearing armor come charging at you. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to trade some emeralds for your shiny loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night. Dance the night away with explosive beats and glowing dance floors.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyBF Minecraft Server

aita, Boyfriend, butt hurt, Chairs, Conversation, Couch, CraftyBF, Ego, Favor, free, Help, Horse, mad, Minecraft, Moving, Rent, restain, sand, Server, specific color, Table, Trailer, Truck, uhaul

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	257671	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8301	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Runes Activated:	8	Enchantments Applied:	117
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who won’t help you move your free dining room set because they’d rather rent a horse? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream dining room set without any judgment from ego-driven players. We don’t care if you want to stain your chairs purple or have a table made entirely of lava blocks – the crazier, the better! Plus, we have Uhaul rentals available in-game for all your moving needs. So come on over and let’s build some furniture together, because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of supportive blockheads!

BlockBuddies: FiredUpFun

automatic gratuity, bartending, BlockBuddies, bragging, college student, Confrontation, coworker issues, ego stroking, FiredUpFun, firing, Honesty, Hosting, Integrity, Management, Politics, Privilege, restaurant policies, Server, side work, sports, trust fund baby, work ethic

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4831	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of lazy coworkers who do nothing but watch sports and eat all day? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no trust fund babies allowed! Our server is a major city where you can work hard, play hard, and build epic structures without any Jeffs ruining the fun.

Imagine a world where automatic gratuity is added to every interaction, but instead of getting extra cash, you get extra diamonds and emeralds! No more dealing with braggarts who cheat the system, our server is all about honesty and hard work. Plus, our managers actually listen to your complaints and take action – just like in real life, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying coworkers.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the Jeffs behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where everyone pulls their weight and no one gets away with shady behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re Jeff, in which case, good riddance!

KremlinCraft: Kursk Attack LOL!

alleged, Attack, Aug. 11, complaint, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, informal meeting, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk, Kursk Oblast, lol, Military, News, Politics, Report, russia, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrinform, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Star Shards Collected:	240	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine be like “we didn’t do it” and russia be like “nyet, you did it!” but who really knows? maybe it was herobrine all along! join now to witness the drama unfold and pick a side in this epic war! bonus points if you can find the hidden Kursk Oblast on the map! trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!