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BlockyBants Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you spit out your virtual coffee in laughter!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious mishaps. From building giant phallic structures to staging epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some adult-themed fun, we’ve got you covered with our collection of the funniest porn parody titles in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at a creeper the same way again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

Avoid the Creeper Burger!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	934702
Star Shards Collected:	285	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fast food joint on steroids!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging flying creepers while trying to build your dream castle made entirely out of chicken nuggets. And don’t even get us started on our special menu items – like the “Exploding Burger” that will blow your mind (and your character) into tiny little pieces!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the chaos of our fast food-themed world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence!

ZooCraftCemetery

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Buildings Constructed:	47
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

lol come join our epic server where we have a secret zoo cemetery for all the pixelated animals that pass away in the game! we have special funeral ceremonies for each animal, complete with fireworks and a choir of chickens singing in harmony. you can even visit the graves of your favorite animals and pay your respects by leaving virtual flowers and carrots. join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

BrainCraft Disorder – Youth Edition

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4789
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mines Excavated:	3773	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got brain structures that be all wacko! Our players with conduct disorder got brains that look like they been through a blender, with lower volume in all them fancy brain regions like the amygdala and hippocampus. But don’t worry, it just means they got mad skills in building epic structures and causing chaos in the game. Join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures with these brainiacs!

Politicians on a Minecraft server causing chaos with geopolitics and gold economies

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Animals Bred:	42
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294

Server IP	diplomaticamc.com
Discord server	discord.gg/eWvxmKDkfG
Dynmap link	Click here
Version	1.20.4+

If you are looking for the best towny experience, we have you covered on DiplomaticaMC!

Overview:

Diplomatica is a survival Minecraft server featuring a custom earth map. On this server, any real life event can occur. Engage in geopolitics, form alliances, build your dream city, or reach to the top! The creation of nations and society in Minecraft itself is up to your hands.

The server features map in which every block will count for 450 meters in real life. The economy runs on the gold ingot standard, and is used to create towns and countries via Towny! There is no upkeep, which means you won’t have to grind every day just to keep your stuff up.

(COMING SOON!) Explore custom staff-built dungeons regularly updated/implemented and changed to provide a different experience each time! These dungeons are populated with designed mobs that can give players rare items and unique tools to help them brave the world or sell to other players!

With a devoted staff team and player base, the towny fun will never end. Players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in our server store by doing /premium. Prices are cheap, and non-P2W.

On our discord server, we have a Discord to Minecraft channel where you are able to stay updated with what’s going on in-game. Our rules, information, and announcements are all in there, so if you’re interested in joining, please also join our discord server. All are welcome!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question	Answer
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, the server is free to play. However, players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in the server store.
How can I join the server?	You can join by using the server IP diplomaticamc.com in your Minecraft client.
What version of Minecraft is supported?	The server supports version 1.20.4 and above.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules outlined in the Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them while playing.

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old English servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage players to speak Polish! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually located in a magical land where the only way to defeat the Ender Dragon is by speaking fluent Polish. Don’t worry if you’re not great at foreign languages, our friendly community of Polish-speaking players will help you out. Plus, who wouldn’t want to learn a language that sounds as cool as Polish? So join us on our server and show off your linguistic skills while battling dragons and building epic structures!

SovlCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	1985
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Towns Built:	9
Void Gems Collected:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is on a whole new level of SOVL (Seriously Outrageous Virtual Laughs)!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ExBlockParty Drama-Free Zone

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any emotional abuse or narcissistic exes in sight!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as you explore our virtual world. Who needs real friends when you have a community of fellow gamers who just want to have a good time?

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to battle creepers than deal with toxic relationships.

BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and never have to hear those dreaded words again! Our server is so addictive and fun, your significant other will be begging you to spend more time with them just so they can play too. Plus, we have a secret potion that will make your ex instantly regret ever breaking up with you. So come join us and let’s show them what they’re missing out on!

FartCraft: The Ultimate Oops Zone

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	129299	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Have you ever farted so loud in a fancy restaurant that the chandeliers started shaking? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing fart moments again! Our server is equipped with magical anti-fart technology that turns your toots into beautiful music notes. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart in the right rhythm, you’ll unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and let your farts be your guide to riches and glory!