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HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, ballistic missile, defense system, East Asia security, global security, Hyunmoo-V, HyunmooCraft, international relations, military capabilities, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, missile development, missile technology, monster missile, nine-ton warhead, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear-like destruction, S.Korea, Server, South Korean military, strategic defense, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

BombCraft: Russian Airshow

aerial bombs, air defense, aircraft, airshow, BombCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Guided, Incident, international relations, Launching, Military, Military Action, Politics, RETALIATION, Russian, russians, shoot down, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, War, weapons

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8115	Potions Brewed:	188
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2040
Divine Spears Created:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Mastermind Minecraft Server

/qa2/ meme, AMA, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election, influencer, internet culture, mastermind, meme creator, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, political activism, Politics, Presidential election, QAnon, question and answer, Server, social media, trump, trump 2020, viral

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1957
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

COSPLAY, Erotic, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, felt wig, fetish, imagination, indulgence, INTIMATE, lights, lights off, Minecraft, Mio Akiyama, nutted, Roleplay, scarf, self love, self pleasure, self-care, Sensual, shirt off, smp, solo play

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crops Grown:	9505
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

advice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, moving forward, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, SMP18AdviceMinecraft, wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	3442
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

Allure, attractive, blocky, body image, bonanza, boobies, bosom, breasts, Bust, cleavage, curves, desire, eroticism, female anatomy, Femininity, mammaries, Physical attraction, seduction, sex appeal, sexual appeal, Sexuality, Tempting, tits

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

Awareness, blocks, blocky, boobies, breast cancer, colorectal cancer, deaths, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, lives, medical advancements, mortality rate, Pancreatic cancer, Prevention, research, Rise, risk factors, Save, Screening, statistics, survival rates, Treatment, unknown reasons, younger women

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

animated, Anime, Characters, decision, Diverse, Entertainment, genre, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, not gay, opinion, Plot, Recommendation, review, series, Server, Show, Storyline, streaming, television, watch

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

Africa, bum tickler, Chinese pig, DUMPED, hut, Indian faggot, Kek, MARRIED, Minecraft, Mud, mud huts, sheboon, smp, taller white guy

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	2191	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Secret Passages Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!