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TwitCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, child abuse material, controversy, corporate accountability., court challenge, digital content, Fine, internet regulation, lawsuit, Legal, legal battle, legal consequences, Minecraft, Notice, online platform, penalty, Server, social media, social responsibility, TwitCraft, twitter, VIOLATION, X Corp

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Animals Bred:	37	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2570	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

600 dead, African politics, Burkina Faso, BurkinaFasoMassacre600, Civil unrest, Conflict, death toll, extremism, French security assessment, GLOBAL RESPONSE, humanitarian crisis, international news, mass killing, massacre, massacre victims, security threat, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War on Terror, West Africa

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Teleportation with Elon Musk

disruptor., Elon, elon musk, Engineering, entrepreneur, futuristic, game changer, GENIUS, hypothetical invention, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical technology, innovation, inventor, Mind Blowing, Musk, revolutionary, science fiction, Space Travel, Technology, Teleportation, transformative, Visionary

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Enchantments Applied:	300	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Emeralds Found:	8332
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Trump’s Block Party

#endorsement, 2022 US Senate elections, BLOCK, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election fraud narratives, GOP candidate, Misinformation, Party, party loyalty, polarizing effect, political divisions, political endorsements, political influence, political polarization, republicans, social media, social network embeddedness, Support, trump, Trumps, voter behavior

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	195	Divine Spears Created:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crops Grown:	8983
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8004
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, 274432, 60252383, 960365803980678039517181, Account.., banner, Boxpvp, description, GIF, KHOUGHT, Lazy, LET’S MAKE A MATCH, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

jp.night-box.ru

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

Accountability, Communication, DELETE, digital footprint, internet, Message, Minecraft, mistake, ONLINE, post, Public, reconsider, reconsideration, REFLECT, regret, REMOVE, Server, social media, social-networking, think twice, tweet, why

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3966
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

Adrenaline, challenge, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Find, Fun, gameplay, LOSE, LOSING, Minecraft, patience, people, perseverance, Progression, REWARD, Risk, roguelites, satisfaction, skill, smp, strategy, Tactics, winning

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Gods Slained:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

asking questions, catching up on notes, condescending attitude, distraction in class, Exam, Full time work, getting life together, GIT, gtfo, GUD, late to class, making an effort, MomCraft, Mother, night shifts, PhD program, Professor, sitting next to me, snapping, struggling student, successful student, sympathetic, working mom

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Enchantments Applied:	193
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Burnout, Challenges, confusion, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, FckdUpAtTheMoment, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, Negativity, Obstacles, overwhelm, PRESSURE, self-care strategies, self-doubt, setbacks, smp, stress, uncertainty

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

bil, Chasecraft, SURVIVE

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Emeralds Found:	7115	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!