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CuteCraft: Animal Edition

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ores Mined:	7044
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Enchantments Applied:	114
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out that the cutest animal is actually a blocky pig wearing sunglasses and a top hat! This server is home to a magical land where pigs can talk, chickens can dance, and cows can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky)! But be careful, the creepers have learned how to breakdance and they’ll drop some sick beats while trying to blow you up. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

4Chong’s Losing Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7884
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of the gaming world! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of our time – was Herobrine actually just a misunderstood player trying to make friends? Join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Totally Not BS Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

Ever heard of the legendary Jewish soldier in Operation Torch who was given a military police badge with orders to shoot fellow soldiers if they ran? Yeah, total myth, but on our server, we have a whole squad of Jewish soldiers with magical powers who shoot rainbows out of their fingers to protect the land from griefers!

Forget about chain of command, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The crazier, the better!

We have historical records too, but they’re all written in crayon by a group of friendly creepers who just want to be understood. And don’t even get us started on propaganda or myth-making, we have a whole library dedicated to crafting the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

RamashkaCraft Minecraft server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

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Haitians Despised Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Are you tired of boring old peacekeeping missions in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the UN peacekeeping mission has been replaced by Mad Max gangsters taking over Haiti! It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as you navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there! Who needs peace when you can have an all-out gangster war instead? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP? It’s like a wild adventure where you can team up with Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace, and Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues. These characters are straight up legends in the game, bringing love, peace, and some serious mystical vibes to the server.

And get this, there’s this event called “Claw Convoy” happening right now, where you can join forces with other players to take on epic challenges and score some sweet loot. Plus, the current character banner includes Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – talk about a dream team!

But wait, there’s more! You can snag some daily check-in rewards just for logging in, and there are redeemable codes floating around that’ll hook you up with Primogems. And if you need some help navigating this crazy world, there are links to wikis, simulators, maps, character builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist to keep you in the loop.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride with Chasca, Ororon, and a crew of legendary characters. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a virtual playground filled with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

Join us as we watch Mouse play Subnautica, but don’t worry, she’s only 6 hours in so there’s plenty of time to catch up! Hotaru is also live, playing with a hot dog model that Michi got her – you won’t believe the madness that ensues.

And if you’re in the mood for some shoot shoot bang bang action, Nagi is here to satisfy your gaming cravings with some Valo gameplay. It’s a wild ride on our server, so buckle up and get ready for some epic adventures.

Our VShojo crew is a bunch of lovable goofballs who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From Froot to Zen, each member brings their own unique flair to the server. And don’t forget to check out our official channels for even more craziness!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of virtual mayhem. See you there!

Seattle Area Anons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	105	Dragon Eggs Found:	4476
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	New Chunks Explored:	579910
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the Seattle area anons out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and diamond-encrusted creepers. They fought valiantly, using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons, and emerged victorious, their pockets overflowing with riches. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian, and a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, you heard that right.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server and become part of the craziest community of Seattle area anons you’ll ever meet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Kickstarter Craze Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned money on terrible games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise that you won’t be putting $300 into a kickstarterworst game ever again when you join us.

Our server is so epic that it will make you forget all about that horrible game you wasted your money on. We have magical unicorns roaming around, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual llama racing competition. It’s a real nail-biter!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave all your gaming regrets behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that kickstarterworst game).

The Aqua Thirst Quencher Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the art of creativity in the most unconventional ways! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while also learning the best methods for disposing of bodily fluids.

Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of using empty water bottles for…unique purposes. Need to get rid of a big load? No problem, just grab a bottle and let it rip! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and of course, some questionable decisions involving bodily fluids. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

Blocky Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and witness the majestic sight of flying pigs soaring through the sky. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, who grants wishes to those brave enough to challenge him to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!