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BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Dragons Tamed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchantments Applied:	260
Buildings Constructed:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	1415	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2444
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1830	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Items Found:	8007
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	163	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2451
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.