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CraftyDisaster: Redstone Fails & TNT Tales

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling killer chickens armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom. But beware, because the evil Cactus King is always lurking around the corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

Forget about boring inventions like the wheel or the light bulb, because our server is the true pinnacle of human creativity. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Bedrock SMP: Where Griefing is Semi-Encouraged, but Only on Odd Days

alliances, bedrock, Community, Days, Destruction, Empires, Fair Play, Griefing, INTENSE, odd, Raiding, Resources, Respect, RUTHLESSNESS, SemiEncouraged, Shelter, skill, smp, strategy, Strongest, Survival, teamwork, Trade, UNFORGIVING, zero tolerance

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Animals Bred:	22

Minecraft Bedrock Survival Server Overview

Name	Serenity SMP
Server Type	Bedrock Survival
IP Address	serenitysmp.online
Port	19132

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: Is raiding allowed on the server?

A: Yes, raiding is allowed on the server. Players can form teams and strategize to take down their enemies.

Q: What is the server’s policy on hacking or cheating?

A: The server has zero tolerance for hacking or cheating. Players caught violating this rule will be banned.

Q: Can players form alliances and trade resources?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to form alliances, trade resources, and build empires together. Collaboration is key to survival.

Q: What is the community like on the server?

A: The community is built on respect and fair play. Disrespecting fellow players or revealing private information is not tolerated.

OopsieCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

8 inches, being tall, body image, Confidence, dating challenges, dating struggles, Girls, height, Insecurities, looks, Minecraft, not attractive, not popular, Oopsie, OopsieCraft, physical appearance, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, social dynamics, tall guy problems, Ultimate

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Towns Built:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	127

Are you tired of being a tall, well-endowed, slightly above average looking guy and still not getting the attention you deserve from the ladies? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and watch as all the virtual Minecraft babes flock to you like bees to honey. Why? Because on our server, being 6’2 and having 8 inches is like having a golden ticket to the virtual dating world. Who needs real-life validation when you can have pixelated love and admiration?

Don’t waste another minute being unappreciated in the real world. Come join our server and experience the virtual adoration you’ve always dreamed of. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to unlocking your true potential with the ladies?

”/MCP/ – Minecraft SMP: Local Derp Gang”

Advanced UI, Beginner UI, ComfyUI, Derp, flux, Forge, Free and Open Source, Gang, gpu performance, Hunyuan DIT, InvokeAI, local ], LoRAs, Mcp, Metastable, Minecraft, Model Ranking, Online Tools, pixart sigma, Related boards, SD.Next, smp, SwarmUI, text-to-image models, thread quality, Training, ui design, Vae

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by text-to-image models that will turn your wildest dreams into reality! Want a giant chicken riding a rainbow unicorn? Done. How about a house made entirely of cheese? You got it. The possibilities are endless!

2. We have a secret underground society of AI trainers who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. Rumor has it they once built a functioning roller coaster that goes to the moon. True story.

3. Our GPU performance is off the charts. We’ve overclocked our graphics cards so much that they’re practically sentient beings now. They’ll build your creations for you while you sit back and relax.

4. Need a break from Minecraft but still want to create some art? We’ve got you covered with our online text-to-image tools. Just type in your idea and watch it come to life before your eyes. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s build something epic together!

LoopholeCraft: Exploit & Explore!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is full of crazy loopholes just waiting to be exploited!

Join us and discover the secret underground city where pigs ride on minecarts and zombies breakdance for diamonds. Want to fly like a bird? No problem, just find the magical feather hidden in the enchanted forest and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of Captain Creeperbeard, a pirate who buried his loot in a maze of traps and puzzles. Can you outsmart the traps and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready to unleash your inner loophole master!

GangnamCraft: Where Korean Women Rule

activism, advocacy, Awareness, CHANGE, empowerment, Gangnam Station, GangnamCraft, gender equality, Harassment, Justice, Korean, METOO, movement, protest, rule, Safety, sex crimes, social justice, solidarity, south korea, violence against women, Women

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

come join our minecraft server, where korean women gather at gangnam station to fight off creepers and zombies!! we need your help to stop the evil sex crimes from taking over our blocky world. build epic fortresses, team up with other players, and show those monsters who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with your fellow gamers. join us now and let’s save gangnam station together!

CraftyART Minecraft Server

Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, art, artist, artistic expression, ARTISTRY, artwork, CraftyART, Creative, creative process, design, drawing, fine art, Identity, illustration, Minecraft, name.., pencil drawing, Portrait, Server, sketch, sketching, visual art

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic raves every night.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows and lava-spewing sheep along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DormCraft SMP: No Kitchen No Problem

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ores Mined:	3528	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of living in a dorm with no kitchen and only two microwaves? Do you feel like your diet life is doomed? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a virtual kitchen with unlimited food options! You can cook up a feast fit for a king without even lifting a finger (except to press the right buttons on your keyboard, of course). Join us and say goodbye to sad microwave meals forever! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers. Don’t miss out on the culinary adventure of a lifetime!

NoBraNoProbsMC

boy shorts, boyfriend’s friends, boyfriend’s uni friends, casual attire, changing at home, changing clothes, comfortable attire, door open, dressing comfortably, home comfort, home privacy, house guests, inappropriate attire, loose t-shirt, lounging at home, NoBraNoProbsMC, not wearing a bra, potential awkwardness, shirtless, value of comfort

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can dress however you want – even in your comfy baggy t-shirt and boy shorts without a bra! We embrace all levels of comfort here, whether it’s lounging around or doing housework in style.

Join us and experience the freedom of expressing yourself through your attire, just like our fearless leader who rocks the braless look with confidence. Who needs a bra when you have the power of creativity and comfort on your side?

Don’t worry about potential awkwardness, because on this server, we celebrate individuality and personal comfort above all else. Embrace your true self and let your fashion choices run wild – after all, who needs a shirt when you can be shirtless like our fearless leader’s friends?

So come on in, leave your bras at the door, and let’s build a world where comfort and self-expression reign supreme. Just remember to close the door when changing – we may be wild, but we still have some decency!

CraftyCensorMCServ

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server, where we have NO RULES except for one: you must build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of spawn. why, you ask? well, because the chicken gods demand it! legend has it that if you don’t build the chicken statue, your crops will wither and your diamonds will turn into dirt. don’t risk it, join our server now and start worshipping the almighty chicken!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of players who have formed a cult dedicated to worshiping the elusive cow queen. they say she grants wishes to those who bring her offerings of golden apples and emeralds. will you join the chicken worshippers or the cow cult? the choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of your minecraft world depends on it.

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players’ houses? it’s all in good fun though, right? join us now and see if you can survive the wrath of the ghost creeper while also trying to appease the chicken gods and cow queen. good luck, you’re gonna need it!