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Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6286
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Votes:	4315
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	405	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	173	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

#Automotive, auto parts, bucket, bucket of steam, comedy, funny, gag gifts, hilarious, humor, inventory, joke products, Mechanics, new guy, Practical Jokes, prank, pranks, Shop, shop supplies, Steam, stores, Tools, Trickery, unexpected items, workplace humor

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	35
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Plasma Hole Blasters

astronomical discovery, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, Blasters, Celestial, Cosmic, discovery, emission, Galactic, Gigantic, Hole, jets, Massive, massive black hole, pair, Phenomenon, Plasma, plasma jets, scientific observation, Space, Universe

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Votes:	9686	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

No, I really don’t think Minecraft server

competitive, competitive online games, dont, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, not amusing, not captivating, not engaging, not enjoyable, not entertaining, not exciting, not fun, not interesting, not pleasurable, not satisfying, not stimulating, not thrilling, online gaming, Server, video games

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of sweating it out in competitive online games? Are you sick of try-hards ruining your gaming experience? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most ridiculous structures using only pink wool and obsidian!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!