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CreeperCustodian

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4220
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Have you ever tried being a creeper therapist? Yeah, imagine trying to calm down those explosive personalities all day long. But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions (but don’t worry, they’re just for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave those creeper therapy sessions behind!

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Potions Brewed:	48	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Animals Bred:	67	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server and become one of Jehovah’s Witnesses! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a cult… I mean, family. We have weekly meetings where we gather around the virtual campfire and discuss the holy scriptures of Notch. And don’t worry, if you ever run into trouble, our moderators are like guardian angels, ready to swoop in and banish any griefers to the Nether realm. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of block-building together!

BrotherlyLMAO Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2551
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Animals Bred:	108	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Magic Items Found:	2190
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake. Yes, you heard that right – a cake house! And guess what? The creepers couldn’t resist the sweet temptation and ended up blowing it all to smithereens! But don’t worry, we have a team of expert builders who can help you rebuild your cake house (or any other crazy creation) in no time.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Enderman”? Rumor has it that if you find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he’ll drop a diamond block as a prize. But be warned, his moves are out of this world!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And remember, if someone asks you who this guy is, just say “he’s over with me brother” – it’s our secret code for a good time!

BoysTripMC Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mines Excavated:	4880	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of guy time! Just like this dude who is risking his marriage for a board game trip, we know how vital it is to have some bro time in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream home, just like this guy and his wife! Who needs a moving company when you have the power of blocks and creativity at your fingertips?

Don’t worry about leaving your wife hanging, we’ve got plenty of players who will help her move in while you’re off on your adventures. Plus, who needs curtains and TVs when you can have epic battles and build insane structures in Minecraft?

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some good old-fashioned fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends to join you on your next board game trip!

HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Gems Collected:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband’s aunt questioning your baby’s paternity? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of drama and chaos in-game.

Just like how his aunt couldn’t resist stirring the pot at your family BBQ, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning the lineage of your fellow players’ pixelated pets!

With more crickets than a summer night in the countryside, our server promises awkward silences and uncomfortable moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. But hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

So come join us and see if you can handle the heat of the virtual BBQ, where innocent comments can quickly turn into heated debates. Who needs family drama when you have our server to keep you on your toes?

SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of being able to build a mansion out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes! Imagine the envy of all your friends as you casually stroll through your blinged-out crib. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against creepers and zombies. So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

HateCrafters

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	342728
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got lava pits in every corner, creepers that explode on sight, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for photobombing your screenshots and stealing your diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3 PM sharp.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and the occasional accidental death by falling into a pit of lava, then come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor).

FerroptosisCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	280	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Love Letters Sent:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can explore the wild world of ferroptosis in epilepsy!!! u can mine for iron while dodging crazy seizures and battling evil brain waves!!! build your own fortress to protect against the ferroptosis monsters and show off your epic loot to all the other players!!! join now for a chance to win a diamond sword that shoots lightning bolts and a pet zombie pigman that farts rainbows!!! let’s goooooooo!!!!

JurassicGirly Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Divine Spears Created:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2756	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is exclusively for female jurards – yes, you heard that right, only female jurards allowed! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a magical island where only female jurards can harness the power of the rare pink diamonds that grow there. Legend has it that whoever collects the most pink diamonds will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! So come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate queen of the pink diamonds!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.