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Larvae Lounge: Eat, Swallow, Repeat!

Brain, control circuit, Eat, eating behavior, entomology, esophagus, feeding habits, fly larvae, humans, ingestive behavior, larvae, larvae behavior, Lounge, neuroscience, receptors, Release, repeat, research, SENSORS, serotonin, Similarities, study, swallow, Swallowing, trigger

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

LOL join dis minecraft server cuz we got fly larvae with special sensors in their esophagus! when dey swallow somethin, dey release serotonin and keep eatin like there’s no tomorrow. just like humans, we all got dat control circuit too! come join da fun and see if you can outeat dem fly larvae, it’s a real challenge, bro! plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rare items and treasures, you gotta find it before the creepers do! so come on over and let’s see if you got what it takes to survive in dis crazy world!

Vanglorian Network

Bosses, Class, Kingdom, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monsters, Progression, Race, Roleplay, Survival, Vanglorian Network.

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	New Chunks Explored:	274872

MMORPG server with well-developed progression and much more! Progress with your class and race, build your kingdom the way you want and survive unique monsters and bosses!

131.153.30.66:26382

Felarmonia Minecraft server

1.21, atmosphere, bedrock, Community, convenience, Discord, free, Ip:, java, Join, LICENSED, Minecraft, Opened, pirated, Play, Private, rules, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Felaromonia is a simple private vanilla Minecraft server. Free to join, the project has just opened.

Come in and play right now!

We have:

Rules for adequate play; Login from both pirated and licensed versions; Login from both Java and Bedrock; Own discord server with a vibe community; No difficulties with login – direct IP;

Version 1.21;

And everything for the convenience of your game. We invite everyone to plunge into the real atmosphere of Minecraft!

felarmonia.ru

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, character sheet workdocs, combat mod list, Crafty, elder scrolls, Elder Thread, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Lore Accessories, lore general, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, patch notes, patches, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Skyrim, treasure trove, Waifulation

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	137	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crops Grown:	9697	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the magical world of Skyrim like never before!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mods, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Need a break from the usual Minecraft grind? Dive into our treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches, guaranteed to add a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our sister threads like /tg/tgesg/ for Weekend Lore General shenanigans or /aco/teslg/ for some Adult General fun.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your gear, sharpen your swords, and get ready to embark on the ultimate Minecraft Skyrim experience on our server! Just be sure to watch out for dragons…they tend to cause a bit of chaos around here.

Cool Cat Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, cat, cat lover, Cats, Companionship, Cool, cuddly, cute, domestic animals, Feline, four-legged friends, Furball, furry creatures, kitty, love, loyal pets, meow, Minecraft, Pets, playful, purring, smp, Whiskers

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
New Chunks Explored:	827529	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7426	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you a crazy cat person who can’t get enough of those adorable feline friends? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is overrun with cats of all shapes and sizes, from fluffy Persians to mischievous Siamese. But here’s the catch – these aren’t your average Minecraft cats. No, these cats have special abilities like shooting laser beams from their eyes and summoning fish out of thin air. Join our SMP and become the ultimate cat whisperer, commanding an army of super-powered kitties to take over the world! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the cat-tastic chaos begin!

CraftyConMIL Minecraft Server

4 year old son, birthday present, blocking permanently, borrowed money, Boyfriend, car payment, cigarettes, con artist, CraftyConMIL, cursing out, demanding money back, fake story, family drama, financial manipulation, government check, grandson, husband, lying.., manipulative mother, Minecraft, Server, sob stories

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mines Excavated:	2396	Star Shards Collected:	188
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of dealing with manipulative in-laws who only care about themselves and their sob stories? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from selfish mother-in-laws who constantly ask for money for ridiculous things like cigarettes and car payments for cars they don’t even drive. Say goodbye to driving hours to pick them up just for them to make up fake excuses to not see your kids – on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs all that unnecessary stress when you can just mine for diamonds instead?

RoomieRageCraft

Adult, Awareness, bus, casual dinner, Communication, Conflict, Dinner, Exploring, hostel, Jeans, Late, makeup, NAP, RoomieRageCraft, roommate, roommate etiquette, social dynamics, study abroad, Time management, trip, waking up

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchantments Applied:	106
Emeralds Found:	8848	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers with players who can’t even manage their own time? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we have a strict policy against sleeping in and missing the bus!

We guarantee a drama-free environment where you won’t have to deal with players who blame others for their own mistakes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who will wake you up if you oversleep!

Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating through our virtual world while avoiding the wrath of the time management ghost. Don’t be like that one player who missed the bus and blamed everyone else, join us and show off your impeccable time management skills!

AdultingInMinecraftSMP

adult mindset, adulthood awareness, adulthood milestones, adulthood realization, adulthood self-awareness, adulthood transition, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting journey, adulting realization, AdultingInMinecraftSMP, Coming of Age, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Maturity, personal growth, realization of adulthood, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to adult again! Our server is like a magical land where responsibilities don’t exist and you can spend all day building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to fly in real life. So say goodbye to adulting and hello to endless fun on our server!

Excited4Crafting

achievement, AMBITION, determination, dream chasing, Excited4Crafting, goal accomplishment, goal achievement, goal planning, goal setting tips, goal tracking, goal-setting, growth mindset., Long-term goals, motivation, Passion, perseverance, personal development, self improvement, short term goals, Smart goals, success

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Endless Night Skies:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old goals? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most exciting place to be!

Join us if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of explosive llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

Or maybe you’re more interested in our annual Ender Dragon Racing Tournament, where players ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging fireballs and TNT explosions. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity!

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get yourself into next!

RedstoneRus Minecraft Server

BROKEN, Budanov, Conflict, Country, Crisis, deep strikes, Defense, eastern europe, FAITH, Government, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Propaganda, RedstoneRus, russians, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Potions Brewed:	108	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	3973	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about safety? Well, this server is like that, but on steroids, bro.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, BAM! Ukraine comes out of nowhere with deep strikes that will make you question your very existence. But don’t worry, because General Budanov is here to save the day with his army of Russian warriors.

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing when your peaceful mining session will turn into a full-blown war zone. Trust us, your faith in safety will be shattered in the best way possible. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the chaos!