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Stretching Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about that penis stretching grind! That’s right, we’ve got a whole community dedicated to stretching their virtual manhood to new lengths.

Join us for epic competitions like the “Longest Shaft Challenge” where players compete to see who can stretch their pixelated peen the furthest. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mods to make sure your stretching experience is as realistic as possible.

But that’s not all, we also have crazy events like the “Penis Parkour Race” where you have to navigate a course using only your elongated member. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try out our “Penis PvP Arena” where you can battle it out with other players using your stretched out sword.

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew stretching your penis could be so much fun?

BoundlessCraft

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Mode Creative Mode PvP Economy Mini Games Skyblock Factions Roleplay Vanilla Pixelmon Modded Prison Towny Bedwars Skywars RPG Quests Hardcore Whitelisted Parkour, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Towns Built:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Farms Harvested:	459

Welcome to BoundlessCraft, the ultimate Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits! Dive into a world where you can create, explore, and innovate without any restrictions. Whether you’re a builder crafting monumental structures, an adventurer seeking the thrill of discovery, or a redstone engineer designing complex contraptions, BoundlessCraft is your canvas.

Play.boundlesscraft.com

7LOL Middle School

7LOL, Fun, KitPvP, Lobby, middle school, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Farms Harvested:	606	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Potions Brewed:	127
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Fun SMP Server that i made it has a lobby and pvp and fun alot of fun if you would join it would make my day

7lolsmp.fun:20006

LolCraftOpka Minecraft server

check in advance, creating, DirtyGame1725, donation, ds, LolCraftOpka, Minecraft, SergeY_Galilei, Server, Urgent, well-versed

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	8565
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

We urgently need those who are well versed in creating a server! Write to DS: SergeY_Galilei#3758.If something happens, the donation is not issued automatically.If you bought a donation, write to the player (DirtyGame1725)We check in advance!!!

LolCraftopka.aternos.me

Fantasy Firearm Frenzy Minecraft Server

#novice, Argument, Beginner, better, Bitch, debate, entry level, FANTASY, Fantasy Game, fantasy setting, fantasy world, Firearm, firearms, Frenzy, Gaming, learn, Mage, Magic, Minecraft, role playing, Seething, Server, Spells, weapons, wizard

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of being a weak, entry-level wizard who can’t defend themselves in a fantasy world? Join our Minecraft server and leave those puny spells behind! Our server is filled with powerful firearms that will make you the most feared wizard in all the land. No more waving wands and chanting silly incantations – now you can just pull the trigger and watch your enemies fall before you. So come on, ditch the spells and join us for some gun-slinging fun!

Funkg’s Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

Archive, Dance, desuarchive, discussion, epic humping, forum, Fun, funkg, Funkgs, Funky, Groove, internet culture, Last week, meme, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Party, Retro, smp, Thread, thread revival, Trash, Trash thread, vintage

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some epic humping action! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic humping contests, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of mods to spice things up even more – like the “Hump-O-Meter” plugin that tracks your humping skills and awards you with special prizes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the humping adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for some wild and crazy times ahead!

ClassicRPG

Economy, PvE, Survival, Survival RPG Unique Experience Dream Project Progress Premium Abilities Public Staff Love New Hosting Handful Players Rank Special Abilities Not sold, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Brand new server offering a unique survival experience

Hello, my name is Lucas. I’ve been hosting servers for about 4 years and this right here is my dream project of a RPG survival server. The server is currently a work in progress and theres no pay to win or donations. The first handful of players will recieve a premium rank with special ablities that are not sold to the public. I am also looking for staff.

Much love!

classicrpg.ca

Birch

birch, Development, Economy, FIX, Hub, Minecraft, Server, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8399
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Join birch now! Birch has just been started, and I need to develop a hub and fix some things. Birch should be good and fixed by dec 1st.

135.148.151.27:50013

Accent All Day Minecraft Server

accent, Acting, Actors, Commitment, Consistency, daily routine, Day, Dedication, discipline, Focus, habits, Mastery, Memory, Minecraft, Performance, PHONES, Practice, Professionalism, Remembering, reminder, Server, skill, Technique

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our players are required to speak in a different accent every hour. That’s right, mate! One minute you’ll be talking like a pirate, and the next you’ll be sounding like a posh British chap. It’s a wild ride of linguistic mayhem!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the day. Get your groove on with other players and show off your best dance moves – just watch out for the creeper DJ who likes to drop explosive beats!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember to bring your best accents and dance moves – it’s going to be a wild ride!

The Big Leagues Are In Your Path… Minecraft SMP

aew, AMBITION, athletes, athletic journey, big, big leagues, career goals, Competition, Dedication, determination, dream job, following your passion, hard work, in your path, leagues, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, Path, professional wrestling, Pursuing Greatness, reaching the top, smp, Sports Entertainment, success, wrestling

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	203	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you ready to enter the big leagues of Minecraft SMPs? Well strap in, because this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day and mine diamonds with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all, oh no. We’ve also got a secret underground society of players who communicate only in pig Latin and have a pet creeper as their leader. Joining this server is like stepping into a whole new world of chaos and creativity.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules.