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TouhouCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Nuclear Fusion edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft in the middle of a nuclear reactor! Don’t worry, you won’t actually get radiation poisoning… we think.

2. Our previous 3cc clear was so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. And now, we’re gearing up for even more mind-blowing achievements.

3. Have you ever wanted to explore a dream world filled with living ghosts? Well, now you can in Touhou 19 Unfinished Dream of All Living Ghosts! It’s like Casper meets Minecraft on steroids.

4. Our server is so exclusive, it’s like the 100th Black Market in Touhou 18.5. You won’t find crazier deals or more insane adventures anywhere else.

5. Need a break from all the madness? Dive into the Wonderful Waking World or become the Hero of Ice Fairy in our fangames. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

PixelTouhou Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as Patchouli’s bookshelf? Look no further! Join our server and experience the madness of Touhou Project like never before.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, Marisa accidentally unleashed a horde of creepers in Gensokyo and chaos ensued. But instead of running away, the Touhou girls decided to fight back with diamond swords and potions of invisibility. It was epic!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can team up with your favorite Touhou characters and build your own spell card-inspired structures. Want to create a giant Reimu shrine made entirely of redstone? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So come on, join us and let’s create our own crazy Gensokyo in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you? Just watch out for any stray creepers – they tend to have a mind of their own in our server.

PixelPillowFight – Minecraft Madness #502

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Divine Spears Created:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! We’ve got more updates than a Touhou game release! Join us for the 4/20 Edition where we celebrate in style.

Our server is so fire that even the Lotus Eaters would want to join in on the fun. Cheating Detective Satori couldn’t even figure out how awesome it is here!

We’ve got more fangames than you can shake a stick at. From Dream Logical World to Hero of Ice Fairy, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the high score spreadsheet – it’s more competitive than a danmaku showdown!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the fumo of weedno we’ve got waiting for you. It’s a trip you won’t want to miss!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Just like the wild antics of your FIL’s girlfriend, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging drunken messages and threats while trying to build the perfect pixelated world. Our community is divided on whether you should let her in or keep her out, just like your family!

But fear not, on our server, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to join your virtual family gatherings. Who needs pedicures and girls’ days when you can have epic battles and adventures with fellow players?

So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, just like when your FIL’s girlfriend grabbed his phone in the middle of the night. Who knows what crazy antics await you on our server!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Oh, you definitely need to join our Minecraft server if you’re feeling down! Our virtual world is filled with magical unicorns that give out free hugs, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…unless you run out of snacks, of course!

YoungCraft – Try it Before Wrinkles!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	8871
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks or participate in our annual “Dance-Off with the Ender Dragon” competition. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is!

CyprusCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9574

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about hezbollah threatening war against cyprus if it helps israel and ur like wtf? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just build ur own lil world without any crazy threats. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond pickaxe and a pet creeper that explodes on command. come join us and let’s have a blast (literally)!

Hezbollah Havoc: Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Crops Grown:	2335
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we got more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got military bases and civilian sites that will blow your mind! it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers! join now before things get too real and we all end up in an all-out war in minecraft land! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this chaos! #minecraftwarzone #joinusbeforeitstoolate

TurduckenCraft: The Final Layer

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

join our epic minecraft server where humans are the final layer after eating a turducken. yes, you heard that right. forget about boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff. on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie chickens and fight off evil villagers with nothing but a carrot.

we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. if you can defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cake and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

but beware, there are also creepers that explode into confetti and skeletons that shoot arrows made of spaghetti. it’s a crazy world out there, but if you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the time of your life. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate turducken warrior!

DynastyCraft – 1.12.2 Modded Medieval

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

DynastyCraft - 1.12.2 Modded Medieval Minecraft Server

DynastyCraft – Modded 1:135 Earth Factions set in the Dark Ages

Server Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/dynastycraft-official-modpack.1982222/about

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fRKxthEv32

View our Dynasty Tree: https://app.mural.co/t/dynastycraft4614/m/dynastycraft4614/1703342169285/7d3e8296da894640518ff985c62981ae56bd74bb?sender=u4466355caa360503a5113250

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BladeSMP: Where PvP is just a fancy way of saying ‘I just got destroyed by a chicken’

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3

BladeSMP Overview

Welcome to BladeSMP, where your journey to ultimate power begins! In this thrilling SMP, the goal is to craft and wield revamped armor and swords that elevate your combat prowess to new heights. With our unique plug-in, you can forge gear with higher armor rates and unparalleled strength, making every player a force to be reckoned with. Join a community of adventurers who are pushing the limits of their capabilities and dominating the battlefield. Apply now to BladeSMP and become a legend in a world where power knows no bounds!

Join here

https://discord.gg/KpSK9Z64CQ

BladeSMP FAQ

Question	Answer
Is BladeSMP currently accepting applications?	Yes, applications are currently open.
Does BladeSMP support cracked versions of Minecraft?	Yes, BladeSMP supports cracked versions.
What is the main focus of BladeSMP?	The main focus is to craft and wield powerful gear for enhanced combat abilities.
How can I join BladeSMP?	You can join by visiting the Discord server linked above.

Baki’s Bio Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like Baki’s insane biology-defying moves? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where you can relax every muscle in your blocky body to dash at the speed of sound towards your opponents. Forget magic and supernatural origins, we’ve got bullshit scientific reasons for all the crazy things you can do on our server.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can unleash your inner Baki and show off your superhuman skills. Who needs magic when you’ve got ridiculous biology on your side? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to dominate the world of Minecraft with your mind-blowing moves. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and pure insanity!

TinyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with tiny villages, miniature mobs, and pint-sized adventures. Why settle for regular-sized creepers when you can have adorable mini creepers that you can punt across the map? And don’t even get us started on the tiny villagers – they’re so cute you’ll want to squish them (but please don’t, they have families to feed).

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground kingdom of gnomes who are always throwing the wildest parties. Want to join in on the fun? Just bring a pickaxe and a sense of humor (gnomes love a good joke). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary leprechaun treasure hidden deep within the mines. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the world of Minecraft in a whole new (and hilariously tiny) way. Just watch out for the tiny dragons – they may be small, but they’re feisty little buggers.