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MineLOL: The Holo Edition

adorable, Anime, cute, cute character, cute design, cute expression, cute eyes, cute girl, cute outfit, cute smile, Edition, FANTASY, Holo, HOLOGRAPHIC, is.., Kawaii, light novel, Manga, MineLOL, She, though, Wolf

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Potions Brewed:	152	Void Gems Collected:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cute as a baby panda riding a unicorn? Look no further, because our server is so adorable, even the creepers can’t resist giving it a hug (just be careful of the explosions)! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, dancing chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And did we mention that our server has a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “She IS cute, though.”

LonelySurvivor Minecraft SMP

Apocalypse, contemplation, Despair, emptiness, end of humanity, existential crisis, hopelessness, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelySurvivor, Minecraft, post-apocalyptic, Reflection, resilience, Self Discovery, self reliance, smp, solitude, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can answer that question in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and show off your survival skills in a world where the only other players are zombies, creepers, and skeletons.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources to help you out, like our secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our custom-built dungeons are filled with treasure and traps that will keep you on your toes.

And if you ever get bored of fighting off hordes of undead, you can always join our weekly dance parties in the Nether, where we boogie down with the Piglins and Endermen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a lava pit.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server on the block. Who knows, you might just be the last living person on Earth, but at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

CraftyCritique

advice, blunt honesty, brutal honesty, brutally honest, candid feedback, CraftyCritique, direct communication, frank advice, harsh reality, life lessons, no beating around the bush, no sugarcoating, no-nonsense, raw truth, reality check, straight shooting, straight talk, tough advice, tough love, unfiltered advice

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant flying squids, mining diamonds with a spoon, and riding on the backs of dragons while belting out show tunes.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few exploding sheep, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Defense, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, military alliance, military deployment, military intelligence, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military support, Minecraft, pentagon, security concerns, Server, strategic objectives, Support, Ukrainian operation, unaware

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Villages Defended:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, da Pentagon be all up in dis bizness supportin’ some Ukrainian operation in Kursk, but dey don’t even know what da heck dey doin’! It’s like a mystery wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a blocky world of creepers and zombies. Who knows what kinda shenanigans will go down on dis server? Maybe da Pentagon will accidentally blow up a whole village with a misplaced TNT block, or maybe dey will team up with da Ender Dragon to take over da whole dang server! It’s gonna be wild, so come join us for some epic Minecraft madness, yo!

MineVaxGlobal

cancer treatment, clinical trials, global health, groundbreaking research, Healthcare, immunotherapy, innovative medicine, lung cancer, lung disease, medical breakthrough, Medical research, MineVaxGlobal, oncology, pharmaceuticals, Precision medicine, public health initiatives, respiratory health, scientific advancement, seven countries, vaccine trials, World First

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you want to join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so dope that it’s like getting a world-first lung cancer vaccine trial launched across seven countries! yeah, you heard me right, SEVEN countries!

imagine mining for diamonds while also saving lives, that’s the kind of epicness you’ll find on this server. not only will you be building the sickest bases and battling mobs like a boss, but you’ll also be contributing to groundbreaking medical research. who knew gaming could be so noble, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of something truly legendary. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server, so you know it’s gonna be wild. come on, do it for the memes!

CokeCraft: Building a World of Flavor

Beverage, brand, building, carbonated, Coca Cola, CokeCraft, creator, culture, drink, flavor, Global, History, iconic, iconic brand, Impact, innovation, Legacy, Longevity, Marketing, society, Soda, success, world

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Runes Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

imagine if the creator of coca-cola was actually a secret minecraft wizard who created a server that would still be around today, how different would our world be? well, let me tell you, this server is so epic that even herobrine himself is scared to join. we have diamond armor that makes you invincible, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret dungeon where you can battle the legendary ender dragon while riding on a flying pig. join us now and become a part of history, because on this server, anything is possible. also, we have free pizza every friday.

SyncCraft: Love Edition

Behavior, Bonding, brain activity, close friends, Communication, Connection, Edition, emotional processing, emotional videos, Empathy, Intimacy, love, neuroscience, processing emotions, Psychology, relationships, research, romantic partners, Social Interaction, SyncCraft, synchronization, Understanding

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9447	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can sync ur brainz with ur romantic partner while playin’! We gotz da most insane emotional videos to watch together and feel all da feels. Who needs close friends when u can have a partner who syncs with u on a whole ‘nother level? Join now for a mind-blowin’ experience like no other!

CraftyPajeet’s Minecraft Server

Canadian, CraftyPajeets, crime, Cultural differences, Girls, hate crime, immigration, India, Justice, Minecraft, molest, ontario, pajeet rahman singh, Police investigation, racism, saharanpur, Server, sexual assault, social media outrage, Today, Uttar Pradesh, waterpark, white women

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Pajeet Rahman Singh is on a mission to conquer the waterpark in Ontario! Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through the twists and turns of the water slides, dodging Pajeet’s attempts to molest all the white women and girls. Will you be able to stop him and save the day, or will you join forces with him in his quest for waterpark domination? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

SMPwtfHowMinecraftSMP

amazed, Astonished, bewildered, confusion, disbelief, dumbfounded, Flabbergasted, how, incredulous, Mind Blowing, mind blown, mind-bending, mind-boggling, perplexed, puzzled, shock, SMPwtfHowMinecraftSMP, SPEECHLESS.., UNBELIEVABLE, what the heck, WTF

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is a place where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s create some chaos together!

Tipless Tavern Minecraft Server

alcohol consumption, bar, Bar etiquette, bottle water, DDing, drink prices, expensive drink, friend group, low calorie seltzer, Minecraft, mixed drinks, not tipping, rude bartender, Server, socializing with friends, tallboys, tap water, TAVERN, Tipless, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, upselling, virgin drinks

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Divine Spears Created:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9317
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Crops Grown:	4426	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you $5 for a glass of tap water? Look no further, because our server offers FREE virtual water for all players! Plus, our bartender NPCs won’t give you death stares if you forget to tip on your virtual seltzer. And don’t worry about overpaying for drinks, because all virtual mixed drinks and tallboys are only $5 each – cheaper than a bottle of water at that other bar! Join us for a virtual drink and some blocky adventures today!

CreeperCritic420

aita, Amused, CreeperCritic420, Disturbing, Friend, Girlfriend, horrified, JOKE, masturbating, Picture, prank, prude, sarah, sexting, unsettling, uptight, Vagina

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5302	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just like the time Sarah tricked our player into thinking he was jerking off to her pic, only to reveal it was all just a hilarious prank! Who knows what kind of wacky antics will happen next on our server?

Don’t be a prude like our player, come join the fun and let loose on our server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, and you’ll always be laughing your blocky head off. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!