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  • HappyComplimentsMC SMP

    HappyComplimentsMC SMP
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 2224
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

    Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

    So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyBoozeBuster

    CraftyBoozeBuster
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 9379
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

    Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 1950
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2092 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9724 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Ores Mined: 7196 Epic Shields Constructed: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

    anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

    so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

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  • CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

    CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 9907
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

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  • ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

    ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 4742
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Dimension Hops: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Love Letters Sent: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

    Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

    So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

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  • DebateCraft Server

    DebateCraft Server
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 2729
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5478 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

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  • SisDopingCraft SMP

    SisDopingCraft SMP
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 2131
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 207 Dimension Hops: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

    Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

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  • WeddingCraft2021

    WeddingCraft2021
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 2532
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Votes: 9925

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

    Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

    BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 7634
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

    But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

    So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

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  • CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

    CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 6314
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Dimension Hops: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

    Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!

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