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Shangri-Craft Server

Adventure, Anime, Battle against Ctarnidd, cute, Cute Characters, cute companions, epic quests, exciting battles, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Manga, mobile game, multiplayer, ONLINE, Rei, role playing, RPG, Server, shangri-la frontier, ShangriCraft, strategy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Come join our Minecraft server and battle against the evil Ctarnidd! He may sound scary, but trust us, he’s actually just a big softie who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll give you a magical unicorn as a reward. And let’s not forget about Rei, the adorable sidekick who will help guide you through your journey with her cuteness and charm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchantments Applied:	61	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3969	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

MineCraftMixTape

favorite artist, favorite genre, favorite guilty pleasure, favorite guilty pleasure artist, favorite guilty pleasure music, favorite guilty pleasure song, favorite playlist, favorite song, favorite track, favorite tunes, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure artist, guilty pleasure genre, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure playlist, guilty pleasure song, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tunes, MineCraftMixtape, Music, music guilty pleasure

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3171	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Potions Brewed:	161
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

BlockPartyMadness

7th of October, BlockPartyMadness, celebration, Conflict, current events, demonstration, Hamas, international relations, Israel, massacre, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Political, Propaganda, protest, public opinion, spain, sway, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	New Chunks Explored:	548807
Alien Abductions:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

Advanced technology, ai, artificial hyperintelligence, Cybernetics, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, human-robot interaction, innovation, intelligent machines, machine learning, Maciej, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, Nowicki, Nowickis, relationship, robotics, science fiction, Server, stellar blade, Technology

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

aggressive reaction, anger, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional outburst, emotional response, Frustration, fuck, heated exchange, his problem, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive, out of line, Problem, Rude, smp, Social Interaction, UNACCEPTABLE, what the fuck

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

Minecraft, sexed, smp

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BlockCraftEU2022

BlockCraftEU2022, blocks, Censorship, Cyber Security, Democracy, digital rights, eastern europe, EU referendum, foreign influence, free speech, government control, information warfare, internet restrictions, media control, Moldova, online censorship, online manipulation, political interference, Presidential vote, Propaganda, Russian websites

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	242	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Holy Grails Found:	5

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!

Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder

baby, bedtime, behavioral skills, blunder, boys’ health, bump, child behavior, child development, child speech delays, children’s health, cognitive skills, developmental delays, emotional skills, maternal health, maternal sleep, motor skills, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep quality, Social Skills, speech skills

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!