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Postgame Life 25

Achievements, Adulthood, aspirations, Challenges, experiences, future plans, goals, growing up, Life, Life after 25, Life Changes, life journey, life lessons, Maturity, Milestones, new beginnings, personal development, Postgame, reflections, Self Discovery, self improvement

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	Towns Built:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down! yep, you heard that right, pigs flying upside down!

we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!

Fair Play Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Conflict, consequences, Ethics, Europe, extremism, fair, Genocide, Hate Speech, Invasion, Jews, Justice, Military, Minecraft, morality, nuclear weapons, Play, Politics, racism, RETALIATION, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ores Mined:	9563

Are you tired of dealing with pesky racists and looking for a server where you can unleash your inner warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a mission to invade the US and squash those god damn racists once and for all. And hey, if things get out of hand, we might even nuke them – because why not? With France and the UK on our side, we’re unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Join us in the ultimate battle for justice and watch as Europe and the jews reign supreme. And who knows, maybe a clueless general will accidentally admit to killing the wrong enemy in a hilarious interview. It’s all fun and games until someone presses the wrong button, right? So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Dynamite Episodes Minecraft SMP

aew, Analysis, catch up, Characters, commentary, dynamite, Entertainment, episodes, highlights, long tail tags, Minecraft, missed episodes, professional wrestling, Recap, reviews, smp, sports, storylines, tv show, wrestling, Wrestling Matches

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	3146	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Villages Defended:	11
New Chunks Explored:	800860	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Oh boy, let me tell you about the last 260 episodes of Dynamite on our Minecraft SMP server! So basically, there was a massive battle between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens armed with TNT cannons. It was chaos, but also hilarious to watch.

Then, there was a whole episode dedicated to building a roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano. It was like a thrill ride from hell, but everyone survived somehow.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the episode where someone accidentally turned all the villagers into zombies and chaos ensued. It was like a real-life zombie apocalypse, but with blocky graphics.

So if you want to join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis, then come on over! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra armor and potions, you’re gonna need them.

AlienInvasion Minecraft SMP

abduction, AlienInvasion, aliens, Conspiracy, Cosmic, creepy, extraterrestrial life, fear, government cover-up, Horror, Invasion, Minecraft, Mysterious, OTHERWORLDLY, outer space, Sci Fi, science fiction, smp, Terrifying, unidentified flying objects, unknown, unsettling

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where aliens roam free and chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we explore the terrifying possibilities of aliens invading our world. From abductions to intergalactic battles, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground alien base, where players can uncover mysterious artifacts and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this otherworldly realm?

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky journey through the cosmos, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the ultimate alien invasion experience!

FriendshipSecrets

BETRAYAL, close bonds, confidential revelations, deep connections, enduring friendships, friendship, FriendshipSecrets, Hidden Depths, hidden truths, intimate knowledge, long-held secrets, long-term relationships, loyalty, newfound insights, personal history, private information, revelations, Secrets, Surprises, Trust, unexpected discoveries

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and uncover the juiciest secrets about your fellow players after years of friendship. Who knew that Steve was actually a secret llama in disguise all along? Or that Alex has been hoarding diamonds in a secret underground bunker for years?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to photobomb players’ selfies and steal their loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to prank unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, laughs, and epic adventures, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉

HamasCraft: UnrwaUnaware

chief, Conflict, controversy, education, Hamas, HamasCraft, ignorance, investigation, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Misinformation, misunderstanding, organization, Palestinian, Political, refugee, scandal, suspended teacher, united nations, UNRWA, UnrwaUnaware

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

so like, this server is like, totally off the hook, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was this dude who joined our server and he found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. he used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that was terrorizing the land. after he won, the chicken boss turned into a disco ball and started dancing to dubstep. true story, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions? yeah, it’s pretty epic. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

so come join us, dude. you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of having too much fun, then maybe you should stay away. but seriously, join us. it’s gonna be a blast.

Lettuce Infect-o-Meter

#sustainability, agricultural advancements, agriculture, crop management, disease detection, Dutch, first ever, Food Safety, INFECTIONS, InfectoMeter, innovation, lettuce, lettuce industry, method, monitoring system, non-destructive, plant health, Real-Time Monitoring, research development, researchers, Technology

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2564
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ores Mined:	556	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

hey u, yeah u, do u like lettuce? well then u gotta join our amazin minecraft server cuz we got dutch researchers who can monitor infections in lettuce in REAL-TIME. no need to destroy them, just come play on our server and watch the lettuce drama unfold. trust me, it’s wilder than a creeper explosion. so what r u waiting for? join now and lettuce have some fun!

IcanCraft Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21.1, Adventures, Anarchy, banner, best, blocks, Clans, come in, Donations, Economy, IcanCraft, kp, Minecraft, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Players, Private, PvE, PvP, Recruitment, regret, Russian, Server, server description, Unique, ut, Without Launcher

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

IcanCraft is a unique Minecraft server!

Be sure to come in, because we unite players in the world of blocks and adventures!

The best anarchy server in all of Minecraft 1.16.5 – 1.21.1! recruitment in kp/ut! come in – you won’t regret it!

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BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

#youtube, BlockBrawl, Character Overviews, character roster, Combos, Competitive Gaming, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, Moveset, notation, Server, Steam, strategy, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 release, Tekken General, terminology

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles that will make Tekken 8 look like a walk in the park. Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you’re always matched up against opponents who are just as insane as you are. Plus, our Terminology and Jargon guides will have you speaking the language of the pros in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic Tekken 8 Character Overviews you’ve ever seen. Learn all the important combos and moves for each character and dominate the competition like never before. And if you’re new to the game, don’t worry – our Fundamentals guide will have you kicking butt in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old block-building when you can be kicking butt and taking names in the most insane Minecraft server around?

Baseball Season SMP Starts Today

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mines Excavated:	1685
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of striking out in other Minecraft SMPs? Well, swing for the fences and join our server where every day is baseball season! Our custom map features a giant baseball diamond where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using baseball bats as weapons. But be careful, because if you strike out, you might just end up in the dugout jail!

Join our server and experience the thrill of hitting home runs while dodging creepers and skeletons trying to steal your bases. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare Enderman umpire calling the shots. So grab your bat and helmet, and come join the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!