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WeekendWarrior Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, weekend activities, weekend adventures, weekend fun, weekend getaway, weekend goals, weekend ideas, weekend plans, weekend relaxation, weekend schedule, weekend vibes, WeekendWarrior

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of boring weekends spent doing the same old thing? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most epic adventure of your life!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a wild llama stampede. Don’t worry, they’re friendly llamas, but they do have a tendency to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why spend your weekend doing the same old thing when you could be joining us on our crazy, wacky, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WhisperCraft: Hot & Hilarious

Alluring, arousal, desire, enticing, Erotic, flirtatious, hilarious, hot, INTIMATE, lustful, Naughty, Passion, Provocative, Romantic, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Steamy, Suggestive, tantalizing, WhisperCraft, whispered

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a spicy jalapeno pepper in a sea of bland potatoes!

Join us if you want to hear whispers of diamond ore locations from mysterious voices in the night. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are sweating!

We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and hidden portals to alternate dimensions where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So, if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and hear the juiciest secrets whispered in your ear, come join us on the craziest server in the blocky universe!

CraftyCreeperVille

acceptance, border control, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperVille, Crisis, cross-border cooperation, deputy PM, Diplomacy, displaced persons, eastern europe, government response, Humanitarian Aid, immigration, international relations, Migration, political asylum, readiness, refugee assistance, refugee resettlement., Russian refugees, Ukraine

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchantments Applied:	280	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

so, liek, dis minecraft server is liek, da bomb diggity, u know? u gotta join dis server cuz it’s liek, da only place where u can find rare diamonds in da shape of Putin’s face. yea, u heard me right, PUTIN’S FACE DIAMONDS.

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.

LaborCraft: Brain Rejuvenation

aging brains, aging process, Alzheimer’s disease, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health research, brain rejuvenation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, drug therapy, labor induction, LaborCraft, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, Parkinson’s Disease, Pregnancy drug, REJUVENATION, waste-clearing pumps

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like that pregnancy drug that makes old brains young again! like, u know how those old mice got their brains cleaned up with that drug? well, on this server, ur brain will be so clean and fresh, u’ll be like a baby again! forget Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s, this server will make u smarter than a super genius alien from outer space! join now and let the brain-boosting fun begin!

Get your grass fix here! Modded city survival with a side of Aussie flair and rewards!

Admin Events, Adventure, Ars Nouveau, Aussie, building, Chipped, city, Discord, farmers delight, FIX, flair, GRASS, Loot, Mic Communication, Modded, Mods, Mystical Agriculture, progress, QoL mods, Rewards, Side, sophisticated backpacks, sophisticated storage, Survival, The Graveyard, town-building, treasure chests, Vanilla, Waystones

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Stack of Grass Season 2 Overview

Player Base	Whitelisted, preferably 18+
Gameplay	Enhanced Vanilla experience with added mods
Commands	/home, /sethome, Waystones
In-Game Social	Proximity voice chat, community building
Server Life	Scripted Dungeons, events, treasure chests

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, please check out the discord link provided in the overview.

Q: What mods are used on the server?

A: The main mods on the server include “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”. QoL mods such as “Sophisticated Backpacks”, “Sophisticated Storage”, “Farmer’s Delight”, and “Waystones” are also included.

Q: Are there any age restrictions?

A: The server prefers players to be 18+ for a more mature ambiance.

Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?

A: Yes, proximity voice chat is integrated for ease of communication.

Q: What can I expect from the server events?

A: Admins create scripted Dungeons with rewards upon completion. There are also mini events for the community to enjoy.

BitchPetCraft Minecraft Server

BDSM, BitchPetCraft, control, DOMINANCE, Dominant, FANTASY, fetish, kink, Master, Minecraft, obedience, ownership, pet play, Pleasure, power dynamics, Roleplay, Server, sexual exploration, Slave, Submission, submissive, submissive lifestyle, taboo

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to spice things up and become a little bitch pet for a man? Look no further, because on our server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies! Join us for a unique and outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew being a little bitch pet could be so much fun? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

“SMP Shenanigans with No. 101904412” – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, ancient magic, ANONYMOUS, dark fantasy, Elf, Enchanted, FANTASY, folklore, legend, Magic, Minecraft, Mystery, mystical, mystical beings, mythical creature, No. 101904412, OTHERWORLDLY, Quest, Shenanigans, smp, sorcery, spellbinding, Supernatural

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mines Excavated:	3753
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	New Chunks Explored:	676221
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have jetpacks for pigs)!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out sage advice on how to build the perfect castle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

MomRageCraft

anonymous messages, Communication, compassion, Emotional support, Empathy, family dynamics, friendship, hormonal changes, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, parenting, protective instincts, school community, school events, school performance, social etiquette, Support, teenage emotions, teenage relationships, teenage struggles

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Votes:	4460
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5239	Divine Spears Created:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	823
Dragon Eggs Found:	3894	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a second home? Look no further! Our server is like a cozy virtual house where you can hang out with your best friends and build epic creations together.

Join us and meet our amazing community, including “Alice” who is basically part of the family now. She’s always around, just like that one friend who never leaves your house. But hey, we love her and you will too!

We even have virtual performances like in Alice’s school, but with a twist – instead of singing, dancing, and acting, we have building, mining, and crafting competitions! And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you prefer building over dancing.

Plus, if your virtual mom doesn’t appreciate your Minecraft skills, we’ll send her a strongly worded anonymous message to set her straight. Because on our server, we stick up for each other like a virtual family.

So come join us and experience the virtual love and support that only our Minecraft server can provide. And remember, on our server, everyone is an AITA – Awesome In The Adventure!

SeriesSillies

binge watch, Enjoy, Entertainment, episodic, Favorite, hobby, leisure, Marathon, Pastime, recurring, Relax, repeat, rewatch, series, SeriesSillies, Show, television, TV, unwind, watch

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is like a never-ending series of wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a game of chicken jousting. So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server around, join us today!

BorderPushersMC

aggression, border front, BorderPushersMC, Commander, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, forces, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, Political unrest, Russian, SECURITY, SKIRMISH, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Crops Grown:	5686
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight like ukraine’s forces pushing along the border front but with more diamond swords and less political tension. we have crazy battles with creepers and zombies that will make you feel like a russian commander leading your troops to victory. join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!