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Parking Lot to Building Minecraft Server

11pm, 50ft, Attempt, AVOID, AY! AY BROTHA!, Blocking, building, cut through grass, Faster, front doors, GRASS, group of nogs, Interaction, LOT, Minecraft, Parking, parking lot, racist, Server, Sidewalk, thug apparel, Walking

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the nogs in full thug apparel can’t stop you from having a good time! Cut through grass like a pro to avoid any unwanted interactions, just like in real life! Join us for the most epic adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing all night long! Who needs sleep when you can be part of this crazy and hilarious community?! Join now and experience the madness for yourself! 😜🎮 #MinecraftMadness

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	216012	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragons Tamed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Dimension Hops:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Buildings Constructed:	37
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1465	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Enchantments Applied:	95
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Items Found:	8341	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Items Found:	4955	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crops Grown:	6982
Alien Abductions:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Crops Grown:	5815	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!

ProveItCraft

argument with girlfriend, awkward situation, clean living room, cluttered coffee table, dating conflict, dating drama, defending actions, defending myself, Embarrassing moment, explaining situation, explaining tasks, fetish accusation, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, ProveItCraft, proving wrong, social awkwardness, social dynamics, taskmaster themed birthday

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6669	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!