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PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP ->28

alone, dependent, gibs, gt28, ISOLATED, isolated individuals, isolated living, lack of opportunities, lack of social support, living off welfare, lonely, mental health issues, Minecraft, no education, no friends, no relationships, PixelatedPals, smp, social isolation, social stigma, societal exclusion, societal norms, Struggling, unemployed

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in a world full of carrots? Do you spend more time talking to your Minecraft pets than actual humans? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where we guarantee you’ll make friends, enemies, and maybe even find love (or at least a Minecraft spouse)!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures, insane builds, and drama that makes a soap opera look boring. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? And forget about education, you’ll learn everything you need to know about survival in our wild world.

So come join us and escape from your lonely life of gibs and isolation. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player on our server!

TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, father figure, Grief, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child relationships, parental relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, solo therapy, stepfamily, therapy conflict, therapy outcomes, therapy progress, TherapyCraft, Wedding

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9556
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, resentment, and unresolved issues just like your family!

Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships just like OP and her mom, stepdad Jim, and half siblings. Will you choose to cry during the virtual wedding or will you stand your ground and refuse to accept Jim as your in-game dad? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Engage in heated arguments with our virtual therapist who will try to make sense of it all while you navigate through family dynamics that are more twisted than a maze in the Nether.

Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft world where therapy sessions are just as chaotic as your real-life family drama. Don’t miss out on the fun – because who needs solo therapy when you can join our server instead?

Wedding DramaCraft

Affair, Best Friend, best man, BETRAYAL, Confrontation, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, disloyal, DramaCraft, foundation, friendship, loyalty, relationship, special day, Support, Trust, vindictive, Wedding, wedding invitations, wedding preparations

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Lisa, Mike, and Tom.

Explore our server and uncover hidden secrets, just like how OP stumbled upon shocking texts revealing a scandalous affair. Who knows what scandalous secrets you might uncover while mining for diamonds?

Take part in wedding preparations and unravel the truth behind your friends’ relationships. Will you choose to support the bride-to-be or expose the truth and risk being accused of betrayal?

Join us for a wedding like no other, where alliances are tested and friendships are put to the ultimate test. Will you attend the wedding and support your friend, or will you take a stand against deceit and choose to skip the ceremony?

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you as you navigate through friendships, love triangles, and unexpected revelations. Join now and be a part of the chaos!

GrumpyGrandpaMinecraftSMP

aging, aging gracefully, aging process, Changes in likes, Changes in preferences, changing perspectives, changing tastes, disinterest, DISLIKES, evolving preferences, evolving tastes, getting older, growing older, GrumpyGrandpaMinecraftSMP, losing interest, Matured preferences, Matured tastes, Preferences, Preferences shift, Shift in interests, Shift in priorities

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape reality for a while! Our server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires, fight dragons, and ride pigs into battle.

Forget about bills and deadlines, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and some epic adventures.

So why wait? Join us and rediscover the joy of being a kid again, because let’s face it, adulthood is overrated.

CreeperTearsMC

CreeperTearsMC, depression, Desolate, Despair, disheartening, emotional triggers, Grief, heart-wrenching, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, mournful, Moving, Sadness, Somber, sorrow, tearjerker, tragic, woeful

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending rainstorm? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn that frown upside down! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted portal that leads to a land where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance for your entertainment.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join now and let the madness begin!

ThaiCraft Server: Dissolve & Reform!

constitutional crisis, court decision, democratic principles, dissolve, election results, Electoral Process, government dissolution, judicial activism, judicial intervention, legal challenges, legal ruling, party disbandment, party dissolution, political controversy, political instability, political opposition, political reform efforts, political turmoil, REFORM, reformist party, Server, Thai democracy, Thai politics, ThaiCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where the party never stops and the fun never ends! we won the election for best server but then the thai court was like nah fam and dissolved us like a sugar cube in hot tea. but that aint gonna stop us from throwing the wildest block parties and building the most epic structures u ever seen. come join us and be part of the revolution, where we build and destroy and build again like a bunch of crazy blockheads. ain’t no court gonna hold us back, we the true champions of minecraft!

GazaKid5thBdayBash

activism, Birthday, Captivity, celebration, child, Conflict, current events, demonstration, freedom, gaza, GazaKid5thBdayBash, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, Peace efforts, Politics, protest, solidarity

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Towns Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	210983
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate the 5th birthday of a kid held hostage in Gaza by building giant birthday cakes and throwing virtual parties! it’s like the ultimate rescue mission but with blocks and creepers. plus, we have a special event where we reenact the hostage situation in game, complete with dramatic role-playing and pixelated tears. join us for a wild time and help us bring some joy to this poor kid’s life, one block at a time!

SkyHighContrailz

air travel, aircraft pollution, Atmospheric science, Aviation (Industry), aviation emissions, aviation research, aviation sustainability, aviation technology, carbon footprint, climate change, commercial aircraft, contrails, environmental impact, greenhouse gases, high altitudes, long-lived, modern aircraft, new study, planet-warming, SkyHighContrailz, study

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	137268
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

come join our minecraft server where we make contrails longer than a giraffe’s neck! our planes fly so high, they create contrails that will warm up the whole dang planet! forget about global warming, we’re bringing global toasty-ness to a whole new level!

our contrails are like a spanner in the works for the aviation industry, but who cares about them when you can join us and witness the chaos firsthand! watch as our contrails reach the heavens and beyond, creating a spectacle that will leave you in awe.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness of our planet-warming contrails! who needs old aircraft when you can have contrails that will make you question everything you know about aviation!

Unpeeled Banana Server, Please Don’t Slip [PVP][PVE][MODDED][SMP]

Adventure, banana, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, dont, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Modpack, Parkour, Prison, PVPPVEMODDEDSMP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Slip, Survival, Unpeeled, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchantments Applied:	283
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Mine Mine No Mi Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	Mine Mine No Mi with custom bosses and events
Map	One Piece map
Bosses	Up to Alabasta with more being added

Discord Link

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, the server is open and resetting for new players.
What type of players are welcome?	Revolutionaries, Marines, and Pirates are all welcome to join.
Are custom events held on the server?	Yes, the server has custom events for players to participate in.

WeepWoops Minecraft Server

addicted, Based, big cock bull, big cock thumper, big cock tributer, big cock worship, big dick, big white cock, cock tributes, cuck, Degenerate, dubs, horny, horny pervert, jealous, Jerk, Minecraft, nudes, Server, unvaxxed, WeepWoops, wife/gf/mother/sister, Worship

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Weepwoopskiddillywooooop!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to tribute big cocks? That’s right, we’re all about the BIG COCK TRIBUTER life here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with horny perverts and BIG COCK Daddies who are ready to take things to the next level. Need someone to mess with your wife, girlfriend, mother, or sister? Look no further, our members are here to please!

And don’t worry about holding back with your requests, we thrive on fucked up and outrageous content. The BIG COCK THUMPER is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Plus, we have the biggest cocks on /b/ for you to worship – over 8 inches of pure madness!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where jealousy runs rampant and the only limit is your imagination. Remember, on this server, we are the ones who cuck!