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Debate Ender Minecraft SMP

Billions, circumcision, comparison, cultural practices, cut genitals, debate, disbelief, Ender, Ethics, heart beats, History, human body, medical procedures, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Practice, smp, statistics, suspension of disbelief, Technology, tradition, tradition vs technology, universal debate ender

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	42	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the most mind-boggling topics like why billions of people have cut genitals! Join us for a server experience that will stretch your suspension of disbelief to the limit.

Imagine a world where your heart beats only 3 billion times in 100 years, but billions of circumcisions have been performed in just a few years. That’s the power of technology on our server!

So come join us and be a part of the most outrageous debates and stories in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what crazy topics we’ll tackle next!

SisterBlocker Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, Blocking, Boundaries, Cultural differences, defending loved ones, family, Gaslighting, Grief, hurtful comments, insensitive, Minecraft, mixed race, nephew, overreacting, parenting, racism, regret, sensitivity, Server, sister, SisterBlocker, Support

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister Beth’s comments? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can build, mine, and explore with a community that’s more supportive than my family!

Just like how I stood up for my nephew Jamie, you’ll find a group of players who will have your back no matter what. And don’t worry, we won’t make any weird comments about your race or family situation – unless it’s in good fun, of course!

So come join us on this server where you can escape the drama and build your own world. Who needs a toxic family when you have a virtual one that’s always there for you? Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with a sister like Beth. See you in the game!

WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone

aita, Comments.., cross country team, facebook, friendship, jerks, Kid, local pool, Message, moving states, new family, Parent, play date, Polite, touchy, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdoCraft, whispering, Zone

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	276

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with weird kids like Melanie pushing you into virtual water and comparing people to bugs. Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be whispering under your breath is “this server is awesome!” Don’t be a jerk like the parents on the school district Facebook page – join our server and let the fun begin!

ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, discovery, Emotional healing, empowerment, ex, ExSecretsGuru, healing, HEARTBREAK, LEAVING, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, new beginnings, past, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, secret, Self Discovery, self-care, smp

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to bring your sense of humor and leave your exes at the door.

We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.

Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

CraftyTravelz

Adventure, best place, bucket list, CraftyTravelz, Destination, Dream destination, Explore, favorite place, memorable trip, must-visit place, SightSeeing, top destination, tourist spot, travel, travel experience, travel goals, travel memories, vacation spot, Visited, Wanderlust

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7514
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found! It’s like stepping into a magical land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs. The best part? You can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

Anjem Choudary, British, British Muslim leader, ChoudaryCraft, conviction, CounterTerrorism, extremism, Hate Speech, Islam, Islamic preacher, Jailed for life, legal case, Life, Minecraft, prison sentence, radical ideology, Radical preacher, radicalization, Sentence, Server, Terrorism, terrorism charges, uk, uk news, Violent extremism

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mines Excavated:	1650	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

Putin’s Baby Factory

baby, birth rate, cultural values, demographic crisis, FACTORY, family, feminism, fertility rate, Gender Roles, Government, Motherhood, nationalism, nationalism vs feminism, patriotism, Politics, population growth, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Social Issues, society, traditional values

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ores Mined:	5948
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

OlympicLoserCraft

achievement, athlete, Competition, Dedication, Defeat, determination, Glory, hard work, Honor, inspiration, last place, MEDAL, motivation, OlympicLoserCraft, olympics, Participation, perseverance, pride, sports, success, Victory

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	297	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	142
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Divine Spears Created:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

EmergencyLanez420

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	141	Alien Abductions:	0
Votes:	3439	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Emeralds Found:	361	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger

cave, city, claims protection, CREEPERS, danger, destroyed city, Discord, dynamic, frequent restarts, helper recruitment, Helpers, inactive claims, ip address, ironed out, minimal claims protection, New server, ruins, server suggestions, small map, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Youll

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	193
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Server Overview:

Server Features	Destroyed city setting
Map Size	2.5k distance
Claims Protection	Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Helpers Needed	Looking for helpers and suggestions
Server Restarts	Frequent restarts as things are ironed out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the map?	The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay
Is there claims protection?	Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Are helpers needed?	Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions
How often are server restarts?	There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

collab, dehumanizing, Doki, doxxdiscord, Evidences, Filipino, Flag, gotta be honest, Harassment, hololive girls, holos, holostar, HonestCraft, Int, Language, Minecraft, Mint, nousagi, philippinedepressed, Screenshot, SEAnigger, Server, shitpost, Vietnamese, vtubermemes

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2580
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of dealing with SEA-niggers on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is SEA-nigger free! That’s right, no more dealing with those pesky trolls from the Philippines who ruin the fun for everyone else.

Join our server for a peaceful and troll-free gaming experience. Our community is made up of only the most honorable players who just want to have a good time without being harassed by SEA-niggers.

Plus, we have exclusive collabs with Hololive girls and Holostars that you won’t find anywhere else. Our server is so exclusive, even our football coach wouldn’t dare insult you by calling you a “seanigger.”

So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. You won’t regret it!