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Debate Ender Minecraft SMP

Billions, circumcision, comparison, cultural practices, cut genitals, debate, disbelief, Ender, Ethics, heart beats, History, human body, medical procedures, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Practice, smp, statistics, suspension of disbelief, Technology, tradition, tradition vs technology, universal debate ender

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5217	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the most mind-boggling topics like why billions of people have cut genitals! Join us for a server experience that will stretch your suspension of disbelief to the limit.

Imagine a world where your heart beats only 3 billion times in 100 years, but billions of circumcisions have been performed in just a few years. That’s the power of technology on our server!

So come join us and be a part of the most outrageous debates and stories in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what crazy topics we’ll tackle next!

Lebanon Invaders Minecraft SMP

ancient civilizations, Assyrians, Colonization, Conquer, Conquerors, crusaders, greeks, History, imperialism, Invaders, lebanon, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, OTTOMANS, Persians, Phoenicians, ROMANS, smp

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we were once invaders of Lebanon… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Or participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” a group of fearless feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their coop from any intruders. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who once replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with pink wool just for fun.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few exploding creepers.

NoShowSis Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday letdown, birthday tradition, college separation, communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, joint birthday, Minecraft, NoShowSis, Server, sibling bond, sibling communication, sibling expectations, sibling loyalty., sibling relationship, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling separation, Twins

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magic Items Found:	3366
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of feeling betrayed by your own twin on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with a virtual twin who will never let you down! Our server is filled with surprises, like a secret birthday party waiting for you around every corner. Who needs a real sister when you have a blocky sibling who will always be there for you? Don’t let your real-life drama ruin your special day – join us and let the fun never end!

GFreeloaderCraft

abusive behavior, ADVANTAGE, appreciation, bare minimum, contribute or leave, Contribution, East LA, EXCUSE, freeloader, GFreeloaderCraft, hollywood hills, Indefinitely, Lifestyle, pull her weight, relationship, rent free, toxic behavior, transaction, Ultimatum

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

BadAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

NoHabitChangeMC

addiction, bad habit, Behavior, compulsion, detrimental, Difficult, hard to break, indulgence, Ingrained, NoHabitChangeMC, PERSISTENT, resistance, Routine, self-destructive, Stubborn, temptation, Unhealthy, unwilling to change, unyielding, vice

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mines Excavated:	2898
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Potions Brewed:	179	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

blocked, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, crackdown, Discord, freedom of speech, Government, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Reports, restrictions, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, TASS, Technology

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Votes:	6542
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	75	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!