| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 3215 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 512 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Potions Brewed: | 66 |
Our server is so controversial that even the Ender Dragon refuses to fight us because we pay him in emeralds to leave us alone. Plus, our community is so lively that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest economy in Minecraft history!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 6350 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 46 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7248 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
Picture this: a server where the pigs ride around on saddled chickens, the creepers break out into synchronized dance routines, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world (of blocks, that is).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, it will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So why waste your time with boring old lessons from life when you could be joining our Minecraft SMP and living out the most outrageous and hilarious adventures imaginable? Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 2688 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3797 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4531 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
we got explosions galore, like u won’t believe how many tnt blocks we have just waiting to be set off. and get this, every time u blow something up, a magical unicorn appears and grants u three wishes! okay, maybe not the unicorn part, but u get the idea.
join us and be part of the most epic battles in minecraft history. we’re talking giant robots fighting dragons, aliens invading the land, and even a zombie apocalypse that u have to survive.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let the chaos begin! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza for all players? yeah, u heard that right. pizza.
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4680 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 3563 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
PLAY ON OUR SERVER AND SAY GOODBYE TO DEMENTIA AND ALZHEIMER’S! YOUR BRAIN WILL BE SO SHARP, YOU’LL BE SOLVING RIDDLES FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET!
SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET YOUR GUT MICROBES PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 9462 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 5400 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Our server is so lit, it’s like participating in a Singularity Repair Support Campaign, but instead of fixing timelines, you’ll be fixing up your virtual world with epic builds and redstone contraptions. And don’t worry about getting lost, our community is as helpful as Mash Kyrielight guiding you through a tough boss battle.
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who needs Fate/Grand Order when you can have Fate/Minecraft Order? Join now and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4979 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
First off, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be raided. But be careful, because the base is guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only respond to the sound of Justin Bieber’s music.
Secondly, we have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly, huggable creatures who just want to be your friend. And if you manage to tame one, they’ll follow you around and explode in a shower of confetti whenever you defeat a boss mob.
And lastly, we have a weekly event called “The Great Chicken Race” where players must ride on the backs of chickens and race through a maze filled with obstacles. The winner gets a special prize of a golden chicken statue that poops out diamonds every hour.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 3238 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Animals Bred: | 49 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics. Witness the epic saga of Jamie and Jordyn, two brothers torn apart by family drama. From cheating scandals to paternity tests, this server has it all.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness intense arguments, jealousy-fueled fights, and even a wish for someone’s demise. It’s like watching a reality TV show, but with creepers and zombies.
So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a Shakespearean play, join us now! Just remember, in this server, family drama is not just a side plot – it’s the main event.
