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BlockyBrexitTrading
so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho? -
Cultural envy SMP
Join our epic Minecraft SMP where we embrace traditions from all cultures, like the ancient tradition of building giant pyramids out of diamond blocks to honor our pet llamas. Our server is a melting pot of wacky customs and rituals, from performing a synchronized dance every time we find a rare ore to hosting llama beauty pageants where the winner gets to wear a crown made of enchanted golden carrots. So come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). -
Local Minecraft SMP Cunt Passer
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a strict “local only” policy, so if you can’t pass as a local in your own cunt, then you’re not welcome here.But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You’ll need to solve a series of ridiculous riddles to gain access, but trust us, it’s worth it.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, we have a giant chicken boss that roams the server, terrorizing anyone who dares to cross its path. Defeat the chicken boss and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that can grant you three wishes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
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CraftyConfusion
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!Join us and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens through a rainbow-filled sky, mining for diamonds while being chased by explosive creepers, and battling evil villagers who have formed a boy band to take over the world!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits from the Netherrealm. And don’t forget about our annual llama rodeo, where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have)!
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Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up messes is just the beginning…and a whitelist is required!
The Best Worldbuilding and RP Server!
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!
We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!
While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!
Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to ingame fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!
Discord Info:
Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.
Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!
Our Plugins!
Plugin Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery And others! FAQ
Question Answer Is joining the Discord mandatory? Yes, joining the Discord is required for all players. In addition, a quick application must be filled out after reading the rules to filter out any undesirable individuals. Can players create their own cultures and nations? Yes, players are encouraged to create their own cultures, nations, and stories within the server. What types of events are held on the server? Events range from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once they have an idea. -
GobbleCraft: Talk & Stuff!
LOL come join dis server where we all gobble while gobbling! We got turkish vibes and food everywhere, you can stuff your face while talking and build crazy stuff in minecraft! We once had a player who built a giant kebab tower that reached the sky and rained doner meat down on everyone, it was epic! Join now for the ultimate gobbling experience! -
NormalNotNormal – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging for diamonds and building bland houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the cows wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who prances around leaving a trail of glitter wherever it goes. If you can catch the Rainbow Sheep and sheer its magical wool, you’ll be granted the power of flight for a whole day!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and absurdity! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?
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SlavCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses? Well, come join our server where we have a whole community of slavs building epic squatting houses and drinking vodka by the pixelated fire!Join us for epic slav dance parties where we break out into spontaneous squatting competitions and see who can drink the most virtual vodka shots without falling over (in the game, of course).
And if that’s not enough, we even have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the creepers and zombies while blasting hardbass music on full volume.
So come join us on our server, where the tracksuit is the official uniform and the only rule is to have a good time, comrade!