HateCrafters: Customer Edition

Customer, customer feedback, Customer service excellence, customer relations, customer-driven

Looking for a Minecraft server that hates its players more than any other company? Look no further! Our server is run by a team of disgruntled employees who will go out of their way to make your gaming experience as frustrating as possible.

Join us if you enjoy being trolled, griefed, and constantly on the verge of rage-quitting. Our admins will teleport you into random lava pits, spawn mobs on top of you, and steal all your diamonds just for fun.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you die, you have to pay a “death tax” in emeralds. And if you refuse, we’ll ban you faster than you can say “I hate this server!”

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate in customer hatred! Just remember, we’re not responsible for any broken keyboards, monitors, or friendships that may result from playing on our server.

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New Server IP
Crafty Shield Company

Customer Assistance, Company, customer support, Customer retention, customer relationship management

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

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FreebieCraft SMP

gratis, at no cost, for nothing, without charge, no charge

In this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, everything is free! That’s right, you heard correctly. Want diamonds? Free. Enchanted gear? Free. Even a pet dragon? Free! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a billionaire who just loves to give away virtual goodies to random players. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited resources guarded by a team of friendly llamas in tuxedos. So come join us and experience the craziest, most generous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

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CreeperCuisine

abnormal food choices, bizarre food, peculiar food combinations, offbeat dishes, weird food

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy food combination that actually tastes amazing!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own wacky creations, battle against mutant mobs, and even ride on flying pigs! Our server is so out-of-this-world that even the creepers can’t resist busting a move to the funky tunes playing in the background.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure with a side of absurdity, then come join us! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination along the way.

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CraftyRightWingGov

controversial, Politics, CraftyRightWingGov, right wing, nationalist

come join our minecraft server where we celebrate record breaking results like the far-right AfD in Germany! we may not lead or join a government but we sure know how to build some epic structures and slay some mobs. all other parties are keeping their distance because they know we’re the coolest kids on the block. so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it!

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PKMζ Memory Madness

neuronal signaling, persistence, memory consolidation, hippocampus, Molecular biology

hey u, yes u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well, let me tell u why u should join our server. first of all, we have a secret potion that will make u the best builder in the game, like seriously, u will be building castles in no time. also, we have a magical unicorn that roams around the server and gives out diamonds to lucky players. not to mention, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery. and if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a dragon that u can ride into battle against other players. so what are u waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master!

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What is the IP for LCS Minecraft Server?

league of legends, Fly, Riot Games, Dig, Immortals

LCS, also known as the League of Legends Championship Series, is a professional esports league dedicated to the popular video game League of Legends. Established in 2013, LCS features top professional players competing in North America and Europe. The league is organized by Riot Games and has a dedicated fan base that tunes in to watch live matches, tournaments, and events. LCS has been a major driving force in the growth and popularity of competitive esports, attracting millions of viewers and sponsors from around the world.

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EVO CIVS: Where Minecraft meets Monopoly, with a side of politics! Join now for some chaos and laughs!

Treasure hunt, Challenges, Wars, laughs, evolve

EVO CIVS Minecraft Server Overview

Description
EVO CIVS redefines the classic SMP experience by challenging players to evolve and adapt in a dynamic world where survival is only the beginning.

In EVO CIVS, the focus isn’t on accumulating vast wealth or building automated farms. Instead, players must navigate through continuously progressing eras, each unlocking new resources and gear. Success isn’t about mastering a single playstyle but about adapting quickly and excelling in any environment.

The server is divided into eras, each bringing a shift in the available arsenal and gameplay strategies. As the world evolves, so must you. Forge alliances, build empires, and wage wars over limited resources, all while navigating a world where the meta constantly changes.

But that’s not all—random events shake up the entire world, bringing unexpected challenges and opportunities for everyone. Whether it’s a natural disaster, a rare treasure hunt, or a global battle, these events will test your ability to think on your feet and adapt to new scenarios.

The most skilled players are those who can evolve alongside the world and thrive in any era. Can you rise to the top in this ever-changing landscape?

Join us and prove your adaptability in a world where the only constant is change. Discord: https://discord.gg/evocivs

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is EVO CIVS?	EVO CIVS is a Minecraft server that challenges players to evolve and adapt in a dynamic world where survival is only the beginning.
How is EVO CIVS different from other SMP servers?	EVO CIVS focuses on continuously progressing eras, unlocking new resources and gear, and adapting to changing gameplay strategies.
What can players expect from the random events?	Random events bring unexpected challenges and opportunities, testing players’ abilities to think on their feet and adapt to new scenarios.
How can I join EVO CIVS?	You can join EVO CIVS by connecting to the server IP address and joining the Discord community for updates and announcements.

BlockParty – Minecraft Server

Minecraft, tutorial, character guides, unofficial wiki, friend code

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because we have the Gun Girls Edition server waiting for you!

Join us for a wild ride where you can shoot your way through blocky landscapes with your favorite gun-toting heroines. Our server is so action-packed, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

But wait, there’s more! Want to give feedback or report bugs? Head over to our Steam page where you can also find character guides that are so helpful, they’ll make you wonder why you ever played Minecraft without them.

To get in on the fun, just respond to the invite anchor with your steam profile or friend code. And remember, you need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don’t be “autistic” about it (whatever that means)!

And if you want to git gud, just do the tutorial, explore public item builds, and play bot matches. It’s so easy, even a zombie pigman could do it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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New Server IP
CraftyCrafterMinecraftSMP-007

previous, 84267446, CraftyCrafterMinecraftSMP007, long tail tags, Numbers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the Macarena, and the diamonds are actually made of cheese (don’t ask how, it’s a secret).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for your relaxation needs.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Only on our Minecraft SMP, of course! Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

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New Server IP

Customer Service Excellence

EVO CIVS Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions