Welcome to SavagePvP!
SavagePvP has just opened its doors! Join the Hub and Factions now available! Play on versions [1.8 – 1.19x]. Skyblock coming soon!
At SavagePvP, the goal is to give top-notch customer service and create a fun community for players to enjoy. Come and be a part of the network!
Hope to see you there! đ
Server Info:
SavagePvP.net
Welcome, brave souls, to the most hauntingly surreal Minecraft server in the multiverse, where shopping carts roll through the hallways of time and age is a mere illusion! Here in the Walmart dimension, you are not just players; you are survivors navigating the chaos of pixelated retail warfareâwhere the elderly hold untold secrets, and customer service takes on an unfathomable dimension!
đ¨ WARNING: Joining this server may result in existential crises, spontaneous debates about ageism, and an uncontrollable urge to apologize to inanimate objects.
Whatâs This Server About?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Ageism Alert | Every interaction could lead to a philosophical crisis, questioning your very existence in this ever-churning retail machine! |
| Chaos Mode | Experience near-infinite chaosâyour mundane tasks might morph into epic battles of wits and patience against unforgiving customers! |
| Sudden Skills | Equip powers that only activate under extreme duress. Who knew bagging groceries could summon a lightning storm? |
| "Lock and Key" Games | An entire dungeon dedicated to unlocking the mysteries behind why certain items remain forever under lock and key! Spoiler: It has nothing to do with hair color. |
Did you know that this server was banned in 12 countries for revealing the shocking truth about the secret menu of products only accessible to the most hardened cashiers? Or was it the leaked manifesto of complaints from bereft customers that triggered a global incident? Our lips are sealed.
"One time, a player accused an elder of stealing their soul! I just wanted to purchase some virtual milk!" – Anonymous Player
FAQ
A: Only when you’re playing with enchanted grocery carts!
đ´ Cult of the Forsaken Grocers đ´ Time to join the ranks of the underappreciated! Button up your aprons and prepare for the otherworldly vendettas against the spirits of shopping carts past. Become a part of the Walmart Rebellion, where questioning the system isnât just encouraged; itâs a rite of passage!
Join us, for the elderly are not merely coworkers; they are conduits to the cosmic void, endlessly shopping through anything that resembles nonsense at a checkout! The chaotic journey of the supermarket stretches before youâwill you conquer the aisles, or succumb to the demands of ages lost?
"CrunchyChaos Minecraft Server"
Enter a realm where the chips are *always* crispy, and the pigs are plotting world domination! This isnât just a server; itâs a TRIP THROUGH TIME, SPACE, and the void where logic goes to die!!! Donât forget to bring your gooseberries!
| Features | Why It Matters |
|---|---|
| Unicorn Spawning Ground | Good luck finding it! Spoiler: itâs probably just a rat. |
| Chips That Talk Back | They scream when you donât eat them fast enough; itâs motivational! |
| No Scheduled Server Downtime | Because time is a social construct and *so is reality*. |
| Enderman Dance Party Every Tuesday | They really hate when you join; bring your own disco ball! |
| Infinite Water Source (But Only If You Sing) | Must be in tune or the sea creatures will *cry*. |
âI traded my soul for a stick. Best decision ever!â
âSometimes I confuse creepers with my ex. One is explosive, the other is invisible!â
âThe lava is really *just* warm water when you squint.â
âWhy are there ducks in my pocket?!â
Do NOT trust the swans. They caw secrets in the night that summon the ghost of your childhood dreams. Beware the whispering grass, for it knows where youâve hidden the chocolate! đđŤ
đ If the pineapple sings a lullaby, and the moon mistakes it for cheese, what color is the scream of a forgotten thought? đ
Join us, we may or may not be watchingâŚ
Have you ever wondered what it feels like to dive headfirst into the most MAGNIFICENT disaster you’re unsure is even a thing? Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic is just a suggestion and your sanity is a fleeting dream! One minute you’ll be mining diamonds, the next you’ll be bargaining with the thought police to keep your blocks! Join now before the GRASS starts questioning your existence!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Mind-Bending Blocks | Blocks made from pure chaos that sometimes tell you to jump off cliffs. |
| Villagers with *Real* Feelings | Interact with NPCs that cry and judge you, even when no one is watching. Youâll feel their pain, trust us. |
| Unkillable Mobs | Why bother killing mobs when theyâll just end YOU instead?! |
| Infinite Night | Who needs daytime? Experience the eternal darkness where shadows speak! |
| Teleportation Gone Wrong | Every teleport could fling you into a back-alley of existential dread. Think youâre going to spawn next to your friends? Wrong! |
| Zombie Apocalypse Mode | Join NOW! But beware: it’s already happening, you just donât know it! |
Q: What are the server rules?
A: Rules are for the weak! What even *are* rules, if not just suggestions from a lost civilization? Maybe you are the rule?
Q: How can I connect to the server?
A: Plug your heart into the internet! Or just type random numbers until something clicks⌠or doesnât. Who told you that you could choose?
Q: Is there a community?
A: Community? What a funny word! More like a gathering of confused spirits yearning for a purpose that doesnât exist!
âIf you do or say something that doesnât even affect them, but they disagree with.â
âThis world is a jungle, and there are many dangerous things.â
âPeople are fucking insane, even the nice ones.â
âBe safe, anon.â
Have you ever wondered what lurks behind the seemingly harmless facade of your local sports bar? Join us as we unravel the tales of doomed salads and grotesque dressings! Players say that the moment you step into our world, you immediately feel the weight of your choicesâwill you risk ordering the blue cheese, or fall prey to the horrifying face of judgment? Choose wisely, for even a salad can lead to cosmic despair!
| Feature | Description | Effects |
|---|---|---|
| Awkward Encounters | Encounter NPCs who scrutinize your food choices! | Gain awkwardness, lose friends. |
| Buffalo Banishment | Avoid the wrath of the Blue Cheese server! | Instantly teleport to the nearest cave. |
| Salad Showdown | Engage in epic battles over unworthy salads! | Gain temporary power-ups, or become a salad yourself. |
| Drink of Regret | Quench your thirst with beers that whisper secrets! | Disguised as simple drinks, they contain unsettling truths. |
| Cursed Conversations | NPCs keep asking you about your choices! | Boosts tension dramatically, but lowers sanity. |
"I once raised a toast to blue cheese. Now I can’t tell if Iâm a hero or a jailer in my own nightmare." â The Unfortunate Chicken
"Joined this server for the salad, stayed for the chaos. Every time I order, the drama unfolds like a sitcomâonly darker!" â Reluctant Diner
Q: Why does the waitress keep bringing up the blue cheese? A: Honestly, who isnât obsessed with blue cheese? Itâs a conspiracy⌠or a lifestyle choice.
Q: Is there a secret menu? A: Shall we consider our lives a secret menu? Every feature we offer is a delightful enigma waiting to be unwrapped.
Q: What happens if I leave without tipping? A: Only those with a strong will left behind will understand. The rest? Glitched forever in salad purgatory.
Dare to tread into the vortex of culinary chaos? Here, every player is a potential witness to an unfolding drama of salad the absurd, bewildering friendships, and the most chaotic adventures imaginable. It’s not just a server. Itâs a surreal experienceâa twisted carnival where the blue cheese dressing is the price of admission!
Entering may result in existential dread, bizarre facial expressions from NPCs, and an unyielding urge to ponder your life choices. Proceed only if you can handle the impending madness of blue cheese! The Blue Cheese Revolution awaits⌠are you brave enough?