Welcome to SavagePvP!
SavagePvP has just opened its doors! Join the Hub and Factions now available! Play on versions [1.8 – 1.19x]. Skyblock coming soon!
At SavagePvP, the goal is to give top-notch customer service and create a fun community for players to enjoy. Come and be a part of the network!
Hope to see you there! đ
Server Info:
SavagePvP.net
Welcome, brave souls, to the most hauntingly surreal Minecraft server in the multiverse, where shopping carts roll through the hallways of time and age is a mere illusion! Here in the Walmart dimension, you are not just players; you are survivors navigating the chaos of pixelated retail warfareâwhere the elderly hold untold secrets, and customer service takes on an unfathomable dimension!
đ¨ WARNING: Joining this server may result in existential crises, spontaneous debates about ageism, and an uncontrollable urge to apologize to inanimate objects.
Whatâs This Server About?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Ageism Alert | Every interaction could lead to a philosophical crisis, questioning your very existence in this ever-churning retail machine! |
| Chaos Mode | Experience near-infinite chaosâyour mundane tasks might morph into epic battles of wits and patience against unforgiving customers! |
| Sudden Skills | Equip powers that only activate under extreme duress. Who knew bagging groceries could summon a lightning storm? |
| "Lock and Key" Games | An entire dungeon dedicated to unlocking the mysteries behind why certain items remain forever under lock and key! Spoiler: It has nothing to do with hair color. |
Did you know that this server was banned in 12 countries for revealing the shocking truth about the secret menu of products only accessible to the most hardened cashiers? Or was it the leaked manifesto of complaints from bereft customers that triggered a global incident? Our lips are sealed.
"One time, a player accused an elder of stealing their soul! I just wanted to purchase some virtual milk!" – Anonymous Player
FAQ
A: Only when you’re playing with enchanted grocery carts!
đ´ Cult of the Forsaken Grocers đ´ Time to join the ranks of the underappreciated! Button up your aprons and prepare for the otherworldly vendettas against the spirits of shopping carts past. Become a part of the Walmart Rebellion, where questioning the system isnât just encouraged; itâs a rite of passage!
Join us, for the elderly are not merely coworkers; they are conduits to the cosmic void, endlessly shopping through anything that resembles nonsense at a checkout! The chaotic journey of the supermarket stretches before youâwill you conquer the aisles, or succumb to the demands of ages lost?
"CrunchyChaos Minecraft Server"
Enter a realm where the chips are *always* crispy, and the pigs are plotting world domination! This isnât just a server; itâs a TRIP THROUGH TIME, SPACE, and the void where logic goes to die!!! Donât forget to bring your gooseberries!
| Features | Why It Matters |
|---|---|
| Unicorn Spawning Ground | Good luck finding it! Spoiler: itâs probably just a rat. |
| Chips That Talk Back | They scream when you donât eat them fast enough; itâs motivational! |
| No Scheduled Server Downtime | Because time is a social construct and *so is reality*. |
| Enderman Dance Party Every Tuesday | They really hate when you join; bring your own disco ball! |
| Infinite Water Source (But Only If You Sing) | Must be in tune or the sea creatures will *cry*. |
âI traded my soul for a stick. Best decision ever!â
âSometimes I confuse creepers with my ex. One is explosive, the other is invisible!â
âThe lava is really *just* warm water when you squint.â
âWhy are there ducks in my pocket?!â
Do NOT trust the swans. They caw secrets in the night that summon the ghost of your childhood dreams. Beware the whispering grass, for it knows where youâve hidden the chocolate! đđŤ
đ If the pineapple sings a lullaby, and the moon mistakes it for cheese, what color is the scream of a forgotten thought? đ
Join us, we may or may not be watchingâŚ
Have you ever wondered what it feels like to dive headfirst into the most MAGNIFICENT disaster you’re unsure is even a thing? Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic is just a suggestion and your sanity is a fleeting dream! One minute you’ll be mining diamonds, the next you’ll be bargaining with the thought police to keep your blocks! Join now before the GRASS starts questioning your existence!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Mind-Bending Blocks | Blocks made from pure chaos that sometimes tell you to jump off cliffs. |
| Villagers with *Real* Feelings | Interact with NPCs that cry and judge you, even when no one is watching. Youâll feel their pain, trust us. |
| Unkillable Mobs | Why bother killing mobs when theyâll just end YOU instead?! |
| Infinite Night | Who needs daytime? Experience the eternal darkness where shadows speak! |
| Teleportation Gone Wrong | Every teleport could fling you into a back-alley of existential dread. Think youâre going to spawn next to your friends? Wrong! |
| Zombie Apocalypse Mode | Join NOW! But beware: it’s already happening, you just donât know it! |
Q: What are the server rules?
A: Rules are for the weak! What even *are* rules, if not just suggestions from a lost civilization? Maybe you are the rule?
Q: How can I connect to the server?
A: Plug your heart into the internet! Or just type random numbers until something clicks⌠or doesnât. Who told you that you could choose?
Q: Is there a community?
A: Community? What a funny word! More like a gathering of confused spirits yearning for a purpose that doesnât exist!
âIf you do or say something that doesnât even affect them, but they disagree with.â
âThis world is a jungle, and there are many dangerous things.â
âPeople are fucking insane, even the nice ones.â
âBe safe, anon.â
Have you ever wondered what lurks behind the seemingly harmless facade of your local sports bar? Join us as we unravel the tales of doomed salads and grotesque dressings! Players say that the moment you step into our world, you immediately feel the weight of your choicesâwill you risk ordering the blue cheese, or fall prey to the horrifying face of judgment? Choose wisely, for even a salad can lead to cosmic despair!
| Feature | Description | Effects |
|---|---|---|
| Awkward Encounters | Encounter NPCs who scrutinize your food choices! | Gain awkwardness, lose friends. |
| Buffalo Banishment | Avoid the wrath of the Blue Cheese server! | Instantly teleport to the nearest cave. |
| Salad Showdown | Engage in epic battles over unworthy salads! | Gain temporary power-ups, or become a salad yourself. |
| Drink of Regret | Quench your thirst with beers that whisper secrets! | Disguised as simple drinks, they contain unsettling truths. |
| Cursed Conversations | NPCs keep asking you about your choices! | Boosts tension dramatically, but lowers sanity. |
"I once raised a toast to blue cheese. Now I can’t tell if Iâm a hero or a jailer in my own nightmare." â The Unfortunate Chicken
"Joined this server for the salad, stayed for the chaos. Every time I order, the drama unfolds like a sitcomâonly darker!" â Reluctant Diner
Q: Why does the waitress keep bringing up the blue cheese? A: Honestly, who isnât obsessed with blue cheese? Itâs a conspiracy⌠or a lifestyle choice.
Q: Is there a secret menu? A: Shall we consider our lives a secret menu? Every feature we offer is a delightful enigma waiting to be unwrapped.
Q: What happens if I leave without tipping? A: Only those with a strong will left behind will understand. The rest? Glitched forever in salad purgatory.
Dare to tread into the vortex of culinary chaos? Here, every player is a potential witness to an unfolding drama of salad the absurd, bewildering friendships, and the most chaotic adventures imaginable. It’s not just a server. Itâs a surreal experienceâa twisted carnival where the blue cheese dressing is the price of admission!
Entering may result in existential dread, bizarre facial expressions from NPCs, and an unyielding urge to ponder your life choices. Proceed only if you can handle the impending madness of blue cheese! The Blue Cheese Revolution awaits⌠are you brave enough?
Welcome, brave explorer! Step boldly into this realm where heavy garments rub against chaos, and societal norms are but tattered rags cast aside by the winds of absurdity. Here, in the Brazen Brawl, we transcend the trivialities of ordinary Minecraft life. Youâll find enchanted undergarments, braziers lit with the fires of discourse, and a community of wild characters, all orbiting the gravitational pull of the unnervingly intimate.
In this mad realm, reality bends in ways you possibly (definitely) canât comprehend:
Social Outlaw Mechanics: Unleash your inner outlaw as you grapple against the judgmental glances of NPCs who were clearly trained to frown at the very mention of the Big-Bra Battle. Unravel the nuances of social norms while crafting the most bewildering contraptions.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Strapless Sorcery | Seek the lost strapless enchantments hidden within the caverns, but beware of the Bra Trolls who will lampoon you for your choices! |
| Braziers of Judgment | Light their flames with the tears of the scrutinized and watch as they transform into mystical beacons of breast liberation! |
Whispers speak of The Great Strapless Conspiracy, where legends are forged in the bra-fueled battlegrounds of unjustified societal expectations. Rumor has it that once you awaken the Spirit of the Perfect Fit, you gain unimaginable powers capable of altering the very fabric of reality (or just making it less uncomfortable).
âI only wanted to find some support, but instead, I was met with glares sharper than diamond swords,â a survivor recounted as he battled the stigma of asking for a bra in public. âJoin us, and you may find not only support for your physical form but solidarity among the misunderstood!â
Q: Why are there no men in this realm? A: Because there are no limits in the creepiest caves! Just like the men who refuse to understand the struggles of strapless bras!
This server has been banned in 12 countries, and we wonât tell you why. Seeking your dreams might require sacrifices, like the illusion of discretion. Join now, and youâll walk the fine line between fashion-forward freedom and unmentionable chaos.
Will you conquer the brazen battleground of The Brazen Brawl? Will you transform into the hero (or villain) you never knew you wanted to be? Assemble your team of misfit warriors, and together, plunge into a world governed by the weight of expectation and the desire to break free.
Brace yourself. Here, the absurd IS reality, and chaos wears a pretty comfortable bra.
Step into the warped reality of The Unholy Order of Pickled Catastrophe, where your taste buds may never recover, and the fabric of culinary reality is chiseled into bricks of unending absurdity! In this chaotic realm, the line between delicious and diabolical is thinner than a pickle slice, and your every in-game choice echoes through the hollow specters of takeout-related trauma.
A Burger with No Pickles. The existential battle between fantastic flavors and the malign specter of condiment choices flows like the rivers of lava from the Nether. Hereâs a shocking revelation: pickles are lurking without an invitation! Dare you confront them?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Pickle-Pocalypse Mechanic | Every bite taken may summon pickles from the depths of your worst nightmares. |
| Ranchy Rift Activation | Unleash ranch dressing upon unsuspecting mobs, creating a ranch-field of doom. |
| The Strange Customer Inquiry | NPCs will question your choices, casting doubt on your very existence. |
| Malicious Meal Remake Ritual | Players have access to the TRIAL OF FRIES, where mistakes are ceremonially addressed. |
The Burger that Cannot Be Remade: Some say it was crafted by the ancients whose onion rings weep for the ranch that was never poured. They warned of a day when misorders would flood the realms, leading to pandemonium and existential despair!
"I ordered steak and received whispers of picklesâtotally mind-blowing!"
- Player2389
"My burger transcended dimensions, but Iâm pretty sure it had picklesâwhat do I do now!?"
- Confused Enchilada
Q: Why are pickles so pervasive on this server? A: Perhaps⌠they are a direct manifestation of your fears. Or more simply, theyâre just really popular.
The Unholy Order of Pickled Catastrophe is not just a server; itâs an experience akin to consuming a cursed burger during a solar eclipse. Euphoria and terror await every player as they wander through a landscape of fast-food phantoms and psychic condiment confrontations!
Will you conquer your taste bud demons, or will you too succumb to the terrible tyranny of disassembled meals? Welcome to the abyss, order your destinies… and wear an anti-pickle amulet, just in case. This isn’t just a game; it’s a culinary trial by fire!
Your fate awaits!
đśđŤ Tired of rude dog owners ruining your breakfast plans? Come to our server where there are NO golden retrievers allowed at the hostess stand! We promise no barking dogs will make your kids cry here! đŤđś
đ¤Żđą One time, a player’s daughter was scared of a virtual dog in our server and the owner snapped at them to shut their kid up! Can you believe the nerve?! But don’t worry, we kicked that player out faster than you can say “inconsiderate bitch”! đąđ¤Ż
đđ So join us now for a wild ride of crazy encounters and outrageous drama! Who needs breakfast when you can have all this excitement in our Minecraft world? đđ
đžđĽ Don’t be an asshole like that dog owner, come play with us and have a blast! See you in the game, where the only thing barking is our friendly virtual wolves! đĽđž
Join our server and experience the thrill of getting your parcels delivered right to your virtual doorstep, no questions asked. You’ll never have to worry about being locked out of the Post Office again, because in our world, the customer always comes first!
So come on down to our server and leave all your real-world problems behind. Who needs a Post Office when you have a Minecraft paradise waiting for you? Join now and let the parcel party begin!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats come prancing by, followed by a gang of chickens riding on the backs of pigs! And that’s not even the craziest part – our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russia is evacuating people to come play on it! That’s right, they’re leaving Kursk Oblast behind just to join in on the fun. Who needs real life when you can have a blast on our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic, outrageous, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Survive and PvP with other players, Be the strongest and take over the whole SMP! Create teams and survive together. Remember to always follow the server rules and always treat everyone equally and fair!
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RatINC Skyblock is a brand new Minecraft server launching with an exciting Skyblock experience. Weâre in beta and looking for our first players to join and grow with us! We’re also hiring staff to help shape the server and build an amazing community. Be among the first to join RatINC Skyblock!
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Join us for crazy events and gachas that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman. Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers huddling together during a zombie siege. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for more excitement than a group of players racing to find diamonds first!
đ° Build a castle to hide from your nosy third cousins and great aunts who always want to know your business! Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
đĽ Fight off creepers and skeletons with your trusty pickaxe and sword, because here, the only drama you’ll face is surviving the night!
𤪠Join now and leave the real-life family drama behind. Who needs phone numbers and Facebook accounts when you have a whole new world to explore with your fellow block-loving relatives? Let’s mine and craft our way to a drama-free paradise! đ
Join us for epic battles against gluten monsters and embark on quests to find the rarest gluten free ingredients. Build your own gluten free empire and show off your culinary skills to the rest of the server.
And remember, just like in real life, gluten free food costs more in our virtual world too. So get ready to grind for those virtual coins and stock up on all the gluten free goodies you need to survive.
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a gluten free paradise!
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come chill with us and build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses. Want to show off your PvP skills? Challenge your friends to a duel in our arena and claim victory with a diamond sword named “Karen’s Nightmare”.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their rebellion with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the office drama behind and join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember to watch out for creepers and Karens alike!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to throwing the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft.
So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!
