join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da wild world of blocky madness! we got crazier builds dan a llama on a pogo stick! our community is tighter dan a creeper’s grip on a diamond block. u’ll be laughing so hard, u’ll forget to mine for diamonds! plus, who needs licensing when u got reviews from ur fellow players? come on in and let’s build some epic sh*t together!
-
BlockyBiz Reviews & More
-
CraftyCreators SMP: “NeverUsedIt”
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a world where everything is so poorly designed that you’ll question if the creators even know how to play Minecraft! Our server is filled with wonky structures, glitchy redstone contraptions, and mobs that have clearly never seen the light of day.But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun! From chickens that can fly to villagers that speak in riddles, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our hilariously dysfunctional world!
-
CraftySky: Refund Revenge
Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!Join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through a small Canadian town airport with a Brazilian credit card! Will you be able to pay for your oversized bag in time to catch your flight, or will you be stuck at the airport for 12 hours like our unfortunate player?
Roll your eyes at our staff and risk being banned from boarding the flight – it’s a high stakes game of airport drama! And don’t even think about mentioning race, because that’s an automatic ticket to being barred from flying!
But don’t worry, our sympathetic security guy might bring you a water bottle and listen to your sob story before you finally make it onto a different airline. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a refund from the shady airline in question!
So come join our server for a one-of-a-kind airport adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and rolling your eyes all at the same time!
-
HaircutHavoc
Are you tired of dealing with entitled strangers interrupting your haircut? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and focus on building the perfect pixelated world! No walk-ins allowed, so you can rest easy knowing your stylist won’t be stolen away mid-cut. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who won’t call you names for simply wanting to finish your haircut in peace. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!
-
EatAtTheNeighborMCServer
Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is deciding what to build next? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!Imagine a world where bartending meets Minecraft. Our 33-year-old female bartender will serve up some epic drinks while you build to your heart’s content. She’s been in the industry for over a decade and knows how to keep the party going. But watch out, she takes food allergies seriously, so make sure to let her know if you’re allergic to creepers or zombies!
One time, a family of three came in with a son who had a severe peanut and tree nut allergy. Our bartender suggested they go to the restaurant next door for more options, but the father lost his mind! He demanded a new server, complained to the manager, and even threatened to file a complaint against our owner. In the end, they didn’t even eat anything and went to the other restaurant anyway. Talk about drama!
But don’t worry, our bartender always puts customer satisfaction first, even if it means dealing with entitled parents. So come join our server for a unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a 25% tip from a disgruntled family!
-
McCraftyMenu – Serving up laughs and blocks!
u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where everything is made out of burgers and fries? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u! we got golden arches everywhere and u can even build ur own mcnugget castle!but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground play area where u can battle the evil chicken nugget boss and win a lifetime supply of fries! and if u get hungry while playing, just order from our in-game mcdonald’s delivery service.
so come join us on this epic adventure of fast food and fun! who needs diamonds when u have big macs?
-
Crafting Chaos: High Call Volume
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join our server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that give u hugs instead of exploding!our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some mini-games with us. we once had a dragon come and join our server, but we tamed it and now it’s our pet.
if u join our server, u will be blessed with diamonds falling from the sky and unlimited enchanted golden apples. our server is so magical that even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! we promise u won’t regret it…unless u don’t like having too much fun, then maybe u should stay away.
-
BlockyTalky: Mine & Chill Podcasts
haha u know wat would be even better than audiobooks or podcasts? JOINING THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER! like imagine if u could build ur own virtual world while waiting on hold. u could be mining diamonds and slaying creepers instead of listening to boring elevator music. plus, our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and mystical creatures. u never know what u might find down there! so ditch the phone calls and come join us for some epic adventures!
-
ApologyCraft Minecraft Server
lol join our minecraft server cuz we give out $10 apology gift cards after global tech outages like wtf who does that??? also our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their toes. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it (maybe).
-
EarthApologyCraft
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GAVE EVERYONE $10 GIFT CARD FOR SHUTTING DOWN THE WHOLE EARTH HAHAHA. COME BUILD WITH US AND MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE, OR AT LEAST A MORE CHAOTIC ONE. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO. ALSO, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS IN THE SHAPE OF A SMILEY FACE. JOIN US NOW AND LET’S CREATE A NEW WORLD FILLED WITH LOLZ AND DERPINESS.