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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8127 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.
we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.
and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.
