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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8729 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 470 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic pizza parties in all of Minecraft! Our pizza brand is so popular that even the creepers can’t resist coming to our parties. Plus, rumor has it that our pizza toppings have magical powers that can make you fly in the game. Who needs wings when you have pizza, right?
So come on over to our server and let’s show the world that being a cunt is not a bad thing, it’s a way of life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!