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  • Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a cunt is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic pizza parties in all of Minecraft! Our pizza brand is so popular that even the creepers can’t resist coming to our parties. Plus, rumor has it that our pizza toppings have magical powers that can make you fly in the game. Who needs wings when you have pizza, right?

    So come on over to our server and let’s show the world that being a cunt is not a bad thing, it’s a way of life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RedditCraft

    RedditCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or participate in epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons.

    We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that double as trampolines, and a taco truck that roams the server serving up delicious virtual tacos to hungry players.

    So why waste your time on a boring server when you could be part of the insanity and hilarity that is our Minecraft world? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • JeninJournosGoneWild

    JeninJournosGoneWild

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary Minecraft player known only as “The Potato King.” Rumor has it he can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Plus, he’s always down for a dance party in the Nether.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Sheep. These funky sheep are known for their killer dance moves and can drop disco balls as loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even a Palestinian journalist shot dead in Jenin by a rogue chicken with a bow and arrow. Just kidding… or am I? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Project D-24

    Project D-24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Project D-24 Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Modded Minecraft Server (Curseforge or other launchers)
    Theme D&D inspired roleplay server
    Age Requirement 18+

    Exciting Mods in our Pack:

      • A bunch of baking & cooking Mods
      • Armourer’s Workshop
      • The Create Mod
      • Iron’s Spells ‘n Spellbooks
      • Unexplored Regions & Biomes O Plenty
      • Dungeons/Mob Mods
      • Various decor mods

    Contact us on Twitter for applications!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? Yes, it is a modded Minecraft server.
    What is the minimum age requirement? Players must be 18 years or older to join.
    What is the theme of the server? The server is D&D inspired roleplay.
    Can I apply to join the server? Yes, applications are currently open. Visit our Twitter for more information.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Power Ranger Realm 1.20.4

    Power Ranger Realm 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget Power Rangers, come join this epic Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate superhero! Like, forget about those boring old TV shows, here you can create your own Power Ranger skin and fight off evil mobs with your superpowers!

    Join now and unleash your inner hero as you battle through epic quests and challenges that will make you feel like a real-life Power Ranger. Plus, our community is filled with awesome players who will have your back as you take on the forces of darkness.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Power Ranger in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • KindnessKarmaMC SMP

    KindnessKarmaMC SMP

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    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers do the cha-cha slide. One time, I was mining for diamonds and this random player came up to me and gave me a stack of enchanted golden apples because they said I had a nice skin. Like, what even?! It was so random and wholesome, I cried pixelated tears of joy.

    But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a giant statue of a potato (don’t ask why, I was feeling carb-y) and this other player came by and started throwing stacks of cooked potatoes at me from a flying pig. Turns out they were the Potato King of the server and they wanted to bless me with their starchy goodness. It was like a dream come true, I felt so honored to be showered in spuds.

    So yeah, if you want to experience the wackiest and most heartwarming moments in Minecraft history, you gotta join this SMP. Who knows, you might even be crowned the Potato Prince/ss or witness a llama disco party in the Nether. The possibilities are as endless as my rambling in this post, so come on and join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CashCraft: Millionaire Mayhem

    CashCraft: Millionaire Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about finding a suitcase with $1,000,000 in cash again because we’ve got all the riches you could ever dream of right at your fingertips! Our server is like a virtual treasure chest just waiting for you to explore and claim your riches. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine somewhere in the world where you can strike it rich beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your quest for Minecraft fortune and glory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCrafter Minecraft Server

    CraftyCrafter Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine have put aside their differences to build epic structures together! russian foreign minister said “we no longer fight, we build together in minecraft!” come join the fun and witness the most unlikely alliance in history! build with putin and zelensky, and maybe even start a new world peace movement through blocks and pixels! who needs real life peace summits when you can have a minecraft one instead? join now and be a part of history in the making!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyUkrainianOps

    CraftyUkrainianOps

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro! We got like, a bazillion diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And get this, our PvP arena is so epic, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and stuff. Plus, our admin team is like, super cool and will hook you up with all the enchanted gear you could ever want.

    But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy story about how the United States decided to send a bunch of military assistance to Ukraine, but instead of guns and tanks, they sent a bunch of Minecraft players to help defend the country. Can you imagine fighting off invaders with nothing but a diamond sword and some TNT? It’s like, the ultimate battle for freedom and stuff.

    So come join our server and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the hero that saves Ukraine with nothing but your crafting skills and a whole lot of determination. Let’s do this!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SnackAttack ADHD Teens Server

    SnackAttack ADHD Teens Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! If you’re looking for a lit Minecraft server to join, then look no further, cuz we got all the snacks you could ever want! We’re talkin’ dried snacks, chips, nuts, soft drinks, fruit juice, and energy drinks galore!

    Our server is like a snack paradise for all you ADHD teens out there. We know you can’t resist those munchies, so why not join a server that caters to your snacking needs? Plus, our research shows that snacking while playing Minecraft actually improves your gaming skills. True story, bro.

    So come on down and join the snackiest, craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for those creepers trying to steal your snacks…they’re sneaky little buggers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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