Unknown Realms 1.20.5

poor customer service, subpar service, declining quality, Realms, poor service

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, they have no Earthly idea why standards would be slipping everywhere, why basic service sucks ass, why everything so much more expensive… but who cares about that when you can build a giant penis-shaped tower in the sky and ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”! Trust me, this server is like a trip to the Twilight Zone, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of Rod Serling. Don’t question it, just join and embrace the chaos, man!

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HateCrafters

Hates, lack of care, customer frustration, customer neglect, HateCrafters

Are you tired of corporations that just don’t give a creeper’s butt about their customers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is run by a corporation that straight up despises its players! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is like “nah, I’m outta here”. Our staff team consists of a bunch of zombies who are constantly trying to eat your brains, but hey, at least they’re dedicated, right? And if you manage to survive long enough, you might even get a chance to meet our CEO, who is actually a chicken in a suit. So come join us if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and your life choices!

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Convenience Craft – No Fees!

fees, added costs, surcharges, payment fees, transaction fees

join dis epic minecraft server where convenience fees are actually convenient! why pay extra when you can pay less? our server is run by a group of deranged chickens who have mastered the art of online transactions. they will peck away at your wallet with such finesse, you’ll be begging for more fees to pay! but don’t worry, these chickens are also expert negotiators. just offer them some corn and they’ll lower your fees faster than you can say “cluck cluck”. plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the depths of the nether. so come on down to our server and experience the convenience of convenience fees like never before! it’s clucking amazing!

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BlockyTalky: Mine & Chill Podcasts

customer satisfaction, customer communication, customer preferences, phone support, Chill

haha u know wat would be even better than audiobooks or podcasts? JOINING THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER! like imagine if u could build ur own virtual world while waiting on hold. u could be mining diamonds and slaying creepers instead of listening to boring elevator music. plus, our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and mystical creatures. u never know what u might find down there! so ditch the phone calls and come join us for some epic adventures!

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Sparked

discrimination, Discord, Mature, Griefing, sparked

Sparked Minecraft Server

Sparked is a long term SMP filled with dedicated members, who want to create a world past the normal vanilla progression! Join us today and become part of our community.

About us:

An experienced team of admins, some with over 5 years of experience running servers of this style
Active members, who are prepared to be dedicated to the server once it launches
Long-term world, no random resets if the player count ever drops
Our server strives to create a close-knit mature hermitcraft style environment (18+)
No land claims/chest locks, as vanilla as possible
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing as well as a whitelist
Optional mods and data packs like player head drops & proximity voice chat

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord linked above and apply to become a member.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, the server is for players 18 years old and above.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	There are no land claims or chest locks, but hacking, griefing, and discrimination are strictly prohibited.
Can I use mods on the server?	Some optional mods and data packs are allowed, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.
Will the world ever reset?	No, the server aims to maintain a long-term world without random resets.

Ethereal Elysian Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Suicide prevention, depression, coping strategies, Elysian

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate chaotic experience!

– Dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination, or lack thereof!

– Build towering structures that defy the laws of physics, because who needs gravity anyway?

– Explore dungeons filled with mobs that will make you question your sanity, and maybe even your existence!

– Chat with fellow players who may or may not be figments of your imagination, but hey, who’s keeping track?

– And most importantly, discover your true purpose in life…or at least in this virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to descend into madness!

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ExGfGoneWild_Server

Identity, Grief, deceased, privacy, ex girlfriend

Are you tired of drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house! We promise no one will judge you for your relationships, whether they’re secret or not. Plus, our community is filled with supportive players who will never slam you for “ruining someone’s reputation.” Join us today and leave the real-world drama behind!

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RejectedHusbands Minecraft SMP

acceptance, self reflection, advice, emotional, growth

OMG so like, you know how in Minecraft you can propose to someone with a diamond ring? Well, on this server, if you get rejected, you get thrown into a pit of lava by a bunch of angry villagers! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, right? Plus, if you survive, you get a special “rejected” title in the chat. How cool is that?

And get this, every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of the spawn town and starts laying explosive eggs everywhere. It’s chaos, but it’s so hilarious to watch everyone run around trying to avoid getting blown up.

Oh, and did I mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? Yeah, you can ride around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. It’s like a dream come true!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughs!

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CraftyCashCow

groceries, experiences, spending habits, budgeting, Investments

Are you tired of wasting your money on boring stuff like clothes or food? Well, why not spend it on joining our epic Minecraft server instead! We have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night. And don’t even get me started on our pet creepers – they can do the moonwalk like you’ve never seen before! So forget about buying that new pair of shoes, come join us and let your virtual adventures begin!

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EuroRearmCraft Server

arms race, Defense, Conflict, Cheaper, Budget

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. we also got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. if u join now, u get a free diamond helmet that gives u the power to shoot laser beams from ur eyes. also, our server is located in a parallel universe where rearming is cheaper than war, so u can build ur army of chickens without breaking the bank. come join the fun and chaos on our server, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense.

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Customer Frustration

Sparked Minecraft Server

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