Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, they have no Earthly idea why standards would be slipping everywhere, why basic service sucks ass, why everything so much more expensive… but who cares about that when you can build a giant penis-shaped tower in the sky and ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”! Trust me, this server is like a trip to the Twilight Zone, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of Rod Serling. Don’t question it, just join and embrace the chaos, man!
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HateCrafters
anti-customer policies, bad customer service, consumer disdain, corporate greed, Corporation, customer alienation, customer dissatisfaction, customer disservice., customer frustration, customer neglect, Customers, HateCrafters, Hates, lack of care, mistreatment, negative feedback, poor quality, profit over people, unethical practices, unhappy customersAre you tired of corporations that just don’t give a creeper’s butt about their customers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is run by a corporation that straight up despises its players! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is like “nah, I’m outta here”. Our staff team consists of a bunch of zombies who are constantly trying to eat your brains, but hey, at least they’re dedicated, right? And if you manage to survive long enough, you might even get a chance to meet our CEO, who is actually a chicken in a suit. So come join us if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and your life choices! -
Convenience Craft – No Fees!
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Balhorn
Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, WhitelistFirst 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!
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