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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 3745 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 78 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 6063 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Join us if you enjoy being trolled, griefed, and constantly on the verge of rage-quitting. Our admins will teleport you into random lava pits, spawn mobs on top of you, and steal all your diamonds just for fun.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you die, you have to pay a “death tax” in emeralds. And if you refuse, we’ll ban you faster than you can say “I hate this server!”
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate in customer hatred! Just remember, we’re not responsible for any broken keyboards, monitors, or friendships that may result from playing on our server.