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HateCrafters
Are you tired of corporations that just don’t give a creeper’s butt about their customers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is run by a corporation that straight up despises its players! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is like “nah, I’m outta here”. Our staff team consists of a bunch of zombies who are constantly trying to eat your brains, but hey, at least they’re dedicated, right? And if you manage to survive long enough, you might even get a chance to meet our CEO, who is actually a chicken in a suit. So come join us if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and your life choices! -
WeddingCraft: NoSisInLawAllowed
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family feuds getting in the way!Join us and leave behind the sister-in-law drama that’s plaguing your real life. On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone berating you for supporting your favorite football team or making snide comments about your relationship. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any awkward family gatherings where someone blatantly ignores you.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that negativity behind. Who needs wedding invitations when you can have a virtual world where you can thrive without any drama? Let’s roll tide and build some epic structures together!
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BlockBeats: Digging for Hits!
Are you tired of mining and crafting in boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re building your epic castle while jamming out to your favorite song, but suddenly, the creepers start dancing to the beat too! That’s right, on our server, even the mobs have rhythm. Join us for the ultimate musical Minecraft experience and let’s rock out together! -
VuhledarRaiders – Keep calm and craft on!
come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are constantly storming vuhledar in donetsk oblast! it’s like a real life war zone but with blocks and pigs! ukraine’s military is saying the situation is ‘steadily tense’ but that just makes the game more exciting! build your own bunker and defend against the invading troops, or join forces with them and conquer the land! who needs peace when you can have chaos and explosions in minecraft?! join now for a wild ride like no other! -
TeaWorld Minecraft server
TeaWorld is a vanilla server with RP elements. This is the place where you can take a break from studying and brighten up your gray days.Lots of features and vanilla-friendly plugins: – Plasmo Voice – Custom music – Interactive map – And much more…? A huge map measuring 20,000×20,000 and complete freedom of creativity! You can express yourself as you wish: you can found a city, become a popular builder or create automatic farms. The choice is yours!When you enter our server, you will feel at home, thanks to the friendly community. The rules are simple and can be read in two minutes. You will not be banned for trifles, the administration is not strict.➡️ More details: https://teaworld.fun/wiki? The server has just opened! Be the first to achieve your goal! Players are currently being recruited!Server without license, available on Java. Entrance from the passage.Our website: https://teaworld.funDiscord server: https://discord.gg/c27jZ7zPmgJoin us! We’ll be glad to see you!mc.teaworld.fun
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4 Years Old Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on those lame servers with outdated hardware? Join our Minecraft SMP where our server is over 4 years old and still kicking butt with only 8gb of RAM! It’s like the Benjamin Button of servers, getting better with age. Plus, for the low low price of $699, you can join in on the fun and experience the power of our ancient but mighty server. Who needs those fancy new AMD/Kiketel firehouses when you can have the OG server that defies all odds? Join now and witness the legend of the unstoppable Minecraft SMP server! -
BaggageBrawlCraft
Are you tired of losing your precious carry-ons to sneaky friends and family members? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we promise that no one will ever steal your virtual items! Join us and never worry about losing your loot again.Plus, we have a special feature where if someone tries to take your items, a giant virtual dragon will swoop in and protect your belongings. It’s like having a personal bodyguard for your pixelated possessions!
So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you embark on epic quests and build magnificent virtual creations. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (and you won’t have to worry about anyone taking your stuff)!
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EnerGizerMC SMP
energy hacks, energy boosters, energy boosting foods, energy boosting exercises, energy boosting strategiesJoin our Minecraft SMP and experience the power of virtual energy crystals that will give you an instant boost whenever you need it! Our server is powered by a secret blend of Red Bull and unicorn tears, guaranteed to keep you hyped up and ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.But that’s not all – rumor has it that our SMP is home to a rare breed of zombie chickens that lay golden eggs filled with diamonds. So not only will you have endless energy, but you’ll also be rolling in riches in no time!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most electrifying Minecraft community out there!