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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 1489 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 218 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
New Chunks Explored: | 874150 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 644 |
Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Join us if you enjoy being trolled, griefed, and constantly on the verge of rage-quitting. Our admins will teleport you into random lava pits, spawn mobs on top of you, and steal all your diamonds just for fun.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you die, you have to pay a “death tax” in emeralds. And if you refuse, we’ll ban you faster than you can say “I hate this server!”
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate in customer hatred! Just remember, we’re not responsible for any broken keyboards, monitors, or friendships that may result from playing on our server.