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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 5180 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 249 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Join us if you enjoy being trolled, griefed, and constantly on the verge of rage-quitting. Our admins will teleport you into random lava pits, spawn mobs on top of you, and steal all your diamonds just for fun.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you die, you have to pay a “death tax” in emeralds. And if you refuse, we’ll ban you faster than you can say “I hate this server!”
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate in customer hatred! Just remember, we’re not responsible for any broken keyboards, monitors, or friendships that may result from playing on our server.